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Ok sure why not.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 19:27 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:10 |
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I found some crabs. Anyone want some crabs?
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 13:33 |
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Anyone know a good source for gently used sex toys? I'm an XL.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 06:54 |
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:You aren't talking about shirt sizes.. are you? It hangs down to the floor. If I'm doing push-ups.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 07:36 |
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drat go-getters. Just bought my gifts last night. Need to go mail them.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 21:25 |
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I was kinda vaguely clever but all my gifts are useful. Just sent out today.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 00:36 |
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Dead Reckoning posted:
Nice. Flanged prevents it from getting stuck at least.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 09:56 |
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I'm sorry I'm not better at gag gifts. It's certainly no poorly preserved squirrel.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 20:09 |
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Ice Cream Barbara posted:That's ok because I know where you live now Come on down. The guest apartment is empty.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 20:38 |
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Ice Cream Barbara posted:Know what a rent boy is? I'm considering a family of undocumented immigrants for yard and house work. If mamacita can handle a few BJs per week it would be perfect.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 21:10 |
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Thanks secret-melthir! The books are a riot and the other items will all get use. I'm a little scared of the beer and wine bottle. ... Nothing gonna make me piss hot?
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 01:53 |
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Melthir posted:Nah. The B is a double Belgian the F is williams fireside ale. The bottle is mead. Give it another two months or so for best taste but if you want to get hosed up on the drink of my people its good to drink now. That bottle will probanly gently caress you up if you drink the whole thing at once by yourself. So find a comfy chair and enjoy. And for god sakes wash your hands after handleing the peppers Mead!!! Ok two months it is. Exciting! Hahah not sure what I'm going to do with the peppers but a spicy fish soup may be in its future.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 03:06 |
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Melthir posted:I sent a letter with a generalized scale. None of them are below a million Scoville. Oh holy poo poo i missed out on a walrus dick? I'll send you a tube if thats what it takes.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 03:54 |
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Is it big enough? It collapses down.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 03:57 |
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Rad Lieutenant posted:How do you even cook walrus dick? I can't find recipes anywhere. Same as sea lion dick would be my guess.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 03:58 |
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Slim Pickens posted:Got my package today! And it wasn't weird poo poo! I'll probably even use all of it! That poster is tops.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 05:24 |
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Melthir posted:Nah. The B is a double Belgian the F is williams fireside ale. The bottle is mead. Give it another two months or so for best taste but if you want to get hosed up on the drink of my people its good to drink now. That bottle will probanly gently caress you up if you drink the whole thing at once by yourself. So find a comfy chair and enjoy. And for god sakes wash your hands after handleing the peppers All the beer was great. Crisp and refreshing. Waiting until Feb for the mead.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 03:16 |
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Calling someone on not being able to ship wine because he didn't want to drain the bottle and put it in a plastic bag is a little paranoid.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2016 21:14 |
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Soulex posted:Jump the shark dick? Jumping it might be fun. Sharks have two "dicks(claspers)".
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 00:04 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Finally got a chance to give hector the mouse without dog interference. That's one cute killer!
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 11:25 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:10 |
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Melthir posted:She wants to know if the stuff inside is for me or her and says thank you.....i am now worried about what you sent. 16 inch dildo would be my guess.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 20:49 |