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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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I'm in

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Deathy McDeath posted:

In. I look forward to mailing bodily fluids and/or spiders this year.



I did buy something spiderlike

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Dec 31, 2004

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Lazy Reservist posted:

He doesn't want to explain to his husbear why some random internet guy shipped him a cloned donger.

Cucked in the butt by some plastic cloned living donger

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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I have my gifts ready

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Deathy McDeath posted:

I've already started on the construction of my masterpiece. N4I I hope you don't mind that I'm going to bust the $25 limit, but trust me, this is going to be good.

:same:

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Dec 31, 2004

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

>starts typing 'kevlar butt plug' into google

poo poo I'm at work :xd:

quote:

Mature - 14" Kevlar torch butt plug! Let us light a fire under your rear end :) for entertainment and novelty use only

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Dec 31, 2004

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McNally posted:

Oh, what the heck. Sign me up.

I can't mail hugs but i will try

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Dec 31, 2004

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im a medium sized hole shirt

also I got my gift ready

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Dec 31, 2004

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oh yeah, dear santee imam be out a lil bit b4 xmass and i'll be back after the new year. toodles

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Dec 31, 2004

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*imma
**i'll be

ElMaligno fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Dec 4, 2016

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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My goofy gift is away

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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That loving seacockshawks drawing.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Holy poo poo

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Votes:
5.0: Nostalgia4Infinity
5.0: EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS


STEP UP ASSHOLES!

:five:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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sorry man the dildo mold is already hardening so I'm going to be loving myself after work.

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Dec 31, 2004

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Dear gift reciver

You should get your gift this week, unless it gets returned.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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10/10 cat would give it CATWEED

My stuff should arrive tomorrow all things hoping.

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Dec 31, 2004

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I had several people who wanted either two people to give gifts to or wanted to send but not receive. Holly Bloops was the name I drew out of the hat.

So they wanted to be power tops like you, huh?

Does this mean Holly Bloops is a power bottom????

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Dec 31, 2004

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Icon Of Sin posted:

I guess someone decided to take deepthroat to the next level :stare:

Or make the most metal bong out of a walrus carcass.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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David Bowie Knife my tracking stuff says your present is at the post office.

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Dec 31, 2004

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David Bowie Knife your poo poo is apparently being returned to sender.
:negative:

I'll be back from leave on the 3rd.

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Dec 31, 2004

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:saddowns:

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Dec 31, 2004

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:five:

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David Bowie Knife posted:

Man, don't sweat it. This is the second package that hasn't been delivered correctly because of my forwarding address. If it costs a bunch to ship, PM me.

Your stuff is currently in... Denver???????????????????

lmao

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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My stuff was apparently DELIVERED.

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Dec 31, 2004

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I haven't gotten anything and I haven't heard anything from my giftee.

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Syrian Lannister posted:

Literally at the top of the page

Its a miracle!

Modedit: I guess you had no way of knowing they were talking about you so uh my bad.

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Jan 12, 2017

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