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Ugly In The Morning posted:Salad Cream is the second worst name for something with “cream” in it. “Clotted cream” being the worst. clotted cream is best cream in everything but its name, in which yeah, second worst is about right e: clotted snipe
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Sweet chili is nice with chips sometimes. I also think that ketchup is nice for dipping. Sometimes food that you know to be of worse quality can still taste nicer than something "well prepared" because it reminds you of a time or a place. PHUO: Most creams don't add much to most food. Some is neccesary, but I've never felt the urge to add more cream to anything. I don't find poop humour funny.
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Aug 22, 2021 18:50
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:PHUO the second: anime is fine and most people worldwide who say they like anime mean "Goku rules and I loved Digimon and Sailor Moon" As weird as it is, I think anime is almost mainstream at this point Maybe scorn should be shifted to the the real weirdos: adults who watch pro wrestling Josef bugman posted:I don't find poop humour funny. Jesus that sounds awful Sorry for the way you are 
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Josef bugman posted:. I don't think that's unpopular at all. I'd easily take my mom's tuna hot dish over a Michelin star restaurant's
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Aug 22, 2021 20:14
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Josef bugman posted:Sweet chili is nice with chips sometimes. I also think that ketchup is nice for dipping. How about farts? You think farts are funny right? I think farts are funny.
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Aug 22, 2021 21:31
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Not really. I am afraid. Sometimes I suppose but so much stuff people just absolutely crease up laughing about when it relates to poop or pee or bodily stuff in general just leaves me cold.
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Aug 22, 2021 21:35
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my wise centrist opinion on the topic of humour pertaining to bodily fluids is as thusly: piss and cum are funny. poop and barf are not funny addendum: spit and pus are extremely not funny, and so is that poo poo that comes out of pimples addendum 2: i have no strong opinions on lymph. truly it is the most centrist of all the bodily fluids nurmie has a new favorite as of 21:59 on Aug 22, 2021 |
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Aug 22, 2021 21:54
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veni veni veni posted:Maybe I'll...just...post like...a baby boomer... Not enough random capitalization or emojis. Here are some PROPER boomer posts: quote:Happy birthday to my beautiful daughter "Penny "a Happy Birthday 6-22!!! Many MORE healthy n bless birthday to come!!!!🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🥰🙋🏽♀️🌹♥️🌹♥️🎈🎂🎈🎊🎁🎊❤❤❤✌🏽😊💋💞💋💞💞 quote:Thank-you so MUCH to QUEENS church for there three day sports DAY for our kids!!! It was GREAT!!! The kids REALLY enjoyed it!!!!🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽✌🏽 I tried to find some of my greataunt's posts, but literally 99% of her posts are Jesus memes and 1% is one-word opinions on random recipes. edit: Sweevo posted:Sit or stand, nobody cares. There is no greater sorrow than being able to see the seats filling up as someone is blocking your way into the train. Ugh, it's the worst.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Salad Cream is the second worst name for something with “cream” in it. “Clotted cream” being the worst.  Salad cream has no cream in it quote:Salad cream is a creamy, pale yellow condiment based on an emulsion of about 25–50 percent oil in water, emulsified by egg yolk and acidulated by spirit vinegar. It is somewhat similar in composition to mayonnaise and may include other ingredients such as sugar, mustard, salt, thickener, spices, flavouring and colouring Its like mayo but it brings this brilliant acidity that most foods desperately need
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Aug 22, 2021 22:32
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alexandriao posted:Salad cream has no cream in it Egg creams contain neither eggs nor cream. E:oh, I just realized you thought I was saying there was cream in salad cream, no, I just meant phrases/names/etc containing the word “cream”, hence the quotation marks. Ugly In The Morning has a new favorite as of 22:36 on Aug 22, 2021 |
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Aug 22, 2021 22:33
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yeah i misphrased that, my bad and I edited it
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Aug 22, 2021 22:34
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Desperately pouring store brand miracle whip onto my iceberg lettuce like a schoolchild in 1999
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Aug 22, 2021 23:13
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I didn't even know what "salad cream" was and had to look it up Turns out it's miracle whip - mayonnaise's redneck cousin
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Aug 23, 2021 00:17
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Miracle Whip is loving disgusting. Probably not too unpopular of an opinion, but I just couldn’t help myself.
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Yeah the irony of someone starting off praising miracle whip then moving in to bash the simple, inoffensive mayonnaise was hilarious.
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Manager Hoyden posted:I didn't even know what "salad cream" was and had to look it up No it isn't, where the gently caress did you 'look this up'
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Aug 23, 2021 03:38
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Look up the Wikipedia article for Miracle Whip for possibly the most unflattering picture of miracle whip ever
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Aug 23, 2021 03:48
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Unkempt posted:No it isn't, where the gently caress did you 'look this up' Miracle whip and salad cream are both just Mayo but with slightly more vinegar than oil. Not all salad cream has as much sugar as the miracle whip brand but they’re basically the same thing down to being able to sub them in recipes with little to no discernible difference.
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Captain Monkey posted:Miracle whip and salad cream are both just Mayo but with slightly more vinegar than oil. Not all salad cream has as much sugar as the miracle whip brand but they’re basically the same thing down to being able to sub them in recipes with little to no discernible difference. Miracle whip has HFCS. hth
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oldpainless posted:Look up the Wikipedia article for Miracle Whip for possibly the most unflattering picture of miracle whip ever I was expecting some gimmick related joke there, but no, that is pretty unappetizing. More like oldhyperboleless.
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Aug 23, 2021 07:52
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Lol the french wiki page calls it a salad cream and the english calls it a "sauce condiment" But yes they are both water, egg yolk, and vinegar. The Whip has hfcs and preservatives, not typical ingredients, but then, it's sold in a grocery store in the USA so corn is not exactly unexpected. Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 10:15 on Aug 23, 2021 |
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Aug 23, 2021 10:13
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:Miracle whip has HFCS. hth What's the difference between HFCS and the table sugar in salad cream? There isn't one.
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Guyver posted:What's the difference between HFCS and the table sugar in salad cream? the best salad cream does not have sugar?? why would you want to make it sweet
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Aug 23, 2021 11:25
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Ok you can't frame salad cream in terms of mayo because adding vinegar to mayo is a vastly different taste, and that's exactly what people who haven't tasted it will imagine. mayo might be inoffensive but it loving sucks as anything other an an ingredient. Used to know a guy would would put huge tablespoons of it on curry and that was disgusting to watch
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Aug 23, 2021 11:27
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alexandriao posted:the best salad cream does not have sugar?? why would you want to make it sweet
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PHUO: sweet is a valid part of a flavour profile and being horrified at the idea of sweet being involved is as dumb as people who can't handle spice or bitteralexandriao posted:Ok you can't frame salad cream in terms of mayo because adding vinegar to mayo is a vastly different taste, and that's exactly what people who haven't tasted it will imagine. mayo might be inoffensive but it loving sucks as anything other an an ingredient. Used to know a guy would would put huge tablespoons of it on curry and that was disgusting to watch Eat good mayo, sorry about your Bad Food Island
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alexandriao posted:Ok you can't frame salad cream in terms of mayo because adding vinegar to mayo is a vastly different taste
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You know, with all the turmoil in this world (and even elsewhere in these forums) there's something refreshing about a debate about the merits of mayo vs slightly different flavored mayo.
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Anyway I think we can all agree that Miracle Whip is an abomination before the Lord.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:PHUO: sweet is a valid part of a flavour profile and being horrified at the idea of sweet being involved is as dumb as people who can't handle spice or bitter I think the same people who say that they get sick instantly when they eat a bite of fast food/junk food/processed food are also the same people who complain about things being too sweet. It's performative. I don't regularly drink soda, but every once in a while, I will have a Coca-Cola and it is really delicious, and not disgustingly sweet.
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I don't get annoyed at poo poo being sweet but the entire point of salad cream for me is to be acidic because it perfectly balances grease I don't know why you would want chips and mayo because most chips are already kinda greasy unless they're the oven type silence_kit posted:I think the same people who say that they get sick instantly when they eat a bite of fast food/junk food/processed food are also the same people who complain about things being too sweet. It's performative. Pepsi tastes better though 
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Aug 23, 2021 11:45
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I've said it before, but fizzy drinks are not actually all that nice, everyone just wants/needs a bit more sugar during the day.
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Guyver posted:What's the difference between HFCS and the table sugar in salad cream? There's way more of the hfcs than the sugar. Yes, they have similar ingredients, but in different proportions and combined differently. It's like looking at the ingredients for stella artois and saying 'oh, it's just PBR.'
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Aug 23, 2021 12:17
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both mayo and miracle whip are pretty gross, whether you're trying to make what you claim is a "salad" with it or not
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Jokerpilled Drudge posted:both mayo and miracle whip are pretty gross, whether you're trying to make what you claim is a "salad" with it or not This isn't unpopular, it's not goon kosher to admit you like any form of creamy condiment. e: except cum obviously Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 12:28 on Aug 23, 2021 |
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Aug 23, 2021 12:22
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loving love salad cream, but I don't eat it with salad. Mostly cold meats or cheese. Lovely sharp vinegary taste. Used to like a blob on a pork pie, but you can't get pork pies in the US. Should make my own really.
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Aug 23, 2021 12:25
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Unkempt posted:loving love salad cream, but I don't eat it with salad. Mostly cold meats or cheese. Lovely sharp vinegary taste. Does anyone actually eat it with like, a vegetable salad? Like I said we got awful offbrand miracle whip with iceberg lettuce in the "ketchup is a vegetable" era of US school lunches, otherwise never heard anyone raving about putting it on a salad.
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Unkempt posted:There's way more of the hfcs than the sugar. Yes, they have similar ingredients, but in different proportions and combined differently. It's like looking at the ingredients for stella artois and saying 'oh, it's just PBR.' Other way round looks like. Whip has 1g sugar per serving and salad cream has 2.6g per serving. Both have a 15g serving.
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Guyver posted:Other way round looks like. Whip has 1g sugar per serving and salad cream has 2.6g per serving. poo poo, really? Huh. Looks like it's the vinegar amount that's different. Salad cream is water, vinegar, oil, sugar; miracle whip is water, oil, hfcs, vinegar. It's all about the acidity of the vinegar for me.
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I finally have a store near me that started selling Kewpie mayo and I know all of the food people on the internet said it's the best mayonnaise and I would agree because it tastes like miracle whip.
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