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Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Blue Star posted:

Feminism should 100% concentrate on the betterment and empowerment of female human beings. Feminists and feminist movements shouldn't have to lift a finger for males, whether they're cisgender males or transgender. Biological sex matters. Reproductive rights matter. The fact that female humans are an oppressed class under patriarchy matters. That's ALL that loving matters. Males, regardless of what they identify as, should not interfere or seek to include themselves. They are irrelevant to feminism and should recognize themselves to be such.

Also, cis women should simply be called "women".

How about you take your trans hating self, and shove it up your own rear end where all the other poo poo belongs?

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Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Star Wars: Rogue One was just OK.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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oldpainless posted:

I wish they were my gay Chinese space dads

:agreed:

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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caboodle posted:

LOL. I was banned for posting my unpopular opinion.

You got a one-day probation for being a piece of poo poo. Boo-hoo.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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The buzz lightyear being turned into a suave dancing romancer because his language was switched to Spanish is something right out of a 60's Hanna-Barbera cartoon.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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We are entering an interesting future for humanity. Thanks to technology and healthcare, a lot of people are surviving previously lethal genetic traits, passing them on, and having those children survive. I'm not saying at all that humans living longer is a bad thing, just that we've managed to remove a very basic part of nature from ourselves; survival of the fittest.

So without eugenics, and since humans are garbage is guaranteed to end poorly, we need to "fix" ourselves with other means. Probably cybernetic enhancements. But unless we find a way to create synthetic organs and bodies for free the same day we figure out how to create synthetic organs and bodies, it will create such an unbelievable and unprecedented disparity the likes of which humans have never seen before.

I know it's a common and somewhat overplayed trope in sci-fi, but we would absolutely face a future where the rich are immortal superbeings, able to replace any damaged part of themselves on a whim, while the poors still require chemotherapy to take care of that pesky brain cancer.

No matter how the future of humanity plays out, it's going to result in awful people who will abuse it having access to it first.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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I'm a rich business mogul who needs a male heir to pass my company down to. Gotta make sure he's straight too, can't have my name go to some gay guy who won't have a real family.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Don't Japanese business men adopt adult male heirs for exactly this reason already?

Yeah Japan has a shitload of adoptions, and they're almost always men in their 20s-30s. Usually the husband of their daughter, as they need a man to run their company. So allowing you to make a baby to your demands would see an end (or at least reduction) to this tradition, since they'd just guarantee that their firstborn was a straight male.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Huh, is there a way to get on some sort of "Japanese Business Empire Adoption" list or something? I think I'd do pretty well as a Japanese business man. They wouldn't hold my Spanish/Italian heritage or US citizenship against me would they?

If you're not Japanese, there's about a zero percent chance that you'd get business-adopted. They are notorious for disliking foreigners, and I'm sure they'd rather have their daughter run the company than some dirty immigrant.

Collateral Damage posted:

Doesn't Japan (like most of the western world) already have a nativity problem? I'm not sure letting people choose to only have male offspring would help that.

Their population is aging rapidly, and they're funding a lot of robotics development to help make up for a lack of people in the future. Granted, thats not the only reason why they're funding robotics (robots are cool).

When China had their one-child policy, and families would drown the baby if it was a girl they ended up creating a generation where there's relatively no women, there was an entire industry built around people driving to the countryside or neighbouring countries to steal women to be brides for the lonely Chinese men.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Collateral Damage posted:

So what's the reason for this? You occasionally read articles about how crazy career-focused Japanese culture is, so is it because people just don't have time/energy to date after working 80 hour weeks?

Or can we just blame hentai?

From my (limited) understanding, its the career thing. Casual sex is kind of a weird taboo there, so nobody bones because nobody has the time to get to the part of dating where it's ok to bang.

Blaming anime is never a wrong choice.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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I'm super gross and I have lots of casual sex. The internet and online dating is a modern miracle!

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Jan 18, 2010

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steinrokkan posted:

At least MMA promotes athleticism and has some semblance of sportsmanship, instead of building "narratives" around violence. Just being "cartoonish" or garish isn't a defense, if anything it just is more troubling because it attempts to trivialize and conceal the underlying issues.

I bet you get into a frothing rage when loony tunes comes on tv.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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hard counter posted:

It's also why I can't get too mad at Landis' liberal interpretation of HHH's career in his short film because at the heart of it he does convey why fans stick around. His use of models to depict wrestlers may have come off as douchey, he sorta is too tbh, but he is a professional film-maker and in his AMA he mentions that he knew he was going to stretch the facts and using women to represent men (his terms: contrasting iconography) was a deliberate choice to divorce his film from reality iirc.

I thought the use of skinny models to play the roles of gargantuan wrastlers was funny and good.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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PromethiumX posted:

Overwatch is a complete and total ripoff of Team Fortress 2 and is also a garbage game for losers.

Overwatch is cool and good because they made the poster character gay.

But then they lose a lot of respect by giving all of the women pornstar bodies.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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spit on my clit posted:

smh if you don't think that all of the men excluding winston have pornstar bodies

I'd gently caress torbjorn.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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spit on my clit posted:

i don't care, my dude. wouldn't care if hillary won, don't care that trump won. All I care about is the salt, and that, I think, is an unpopular opinion.

Careful, your privilege is showing.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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The United States was settled using violence.

It became a country through violence.

Nearly every major civil rights movement used violence to achieve its goal.

Now that there's a wannabe tyrant elected who's policies will literally kill people, violence suddenly isn't the answer anymore?

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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spit on my clit posted:

who's going to die by what policies, exactly?

They're already repealing the healthcare bill.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Blue Star posted:

Anything over 25 hours a week is too much to work. Anything longer than 6 hours is too long to work in a single day. The ideal work schedule is four or five 5-hour days per week. The minimum wage should be no less than $20 an hour to accommodate this.

Also, work sucks and having a job is unnecessary to having a feeling of purpose.

Since when does Blue Star have good opinions?

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Mu Zeta posted:

Infinite resources will spell our doom as a species. Think people will sign up to serve like in Star Trek? People will just masturbate all day and binge netflix. Um...

That's probably what happens in Star Trek. 99.999% of the human race is probably in a holodeck jerking it to photon titties, meanwhile those crazy few weirdos go join starfleet to try and gently caress an alien.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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The American involvement in both of the world wars is vastly overvalued.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Das Boo posted:

I do not trust Californians to know what is going on outside of California.

At least since a lot of people who live in California have come from other areas, they have a slight chance of knowing more about other regions than some guy whos never left his hick town in Wyoming.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Sentient Data posted:

Yeah, gently caress those hick towns and any issues they might feel are important

Why are their issues worth up to 4x more than the issues in a high-density area?

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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AKA Pseudonym posted:

Perhaps they don't matter any more or less than anybody else's and ought to carry just as much weight as everybody else's.

spit on my clit posted:

no you see they dont matter because they don't live in a low density republican area

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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RULES OF NATUUUUUUUUUREEEEE!

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Jan 18, 2010

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Ytlaya posted:

I feel like oldpainless is a much better version of whatever sort of gimmick/trolling FAROOQ is going for.

The difference is oldpainless is actually pretty funny, whereas FAROOQ is just an rear end in a top hat.

And the "more like old(something)less" comebacks are always so dumb but I love them.

Edit: I spell good

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Jan 18, 2010

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AutumnDDP posted:

If I didn't have to work I would probably kill myself due to a lack of meaningfulness so that's worth something probably.

Of my ten years since high school, I've been unemployed for over three of them, and it's always the best. Find meaning in things other than busywork. Keep your mind occupied through self-discovery and learning (and I don't just mean go to school).

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Solice Kirsk posted:

One time on acid I figured out the meaning of life and immediately started crying because I knew I wouldn't remember it because I was too hosed up.

It's ok, if you had remembered it or written it down, sober you wouldn't have understood it at all (or would've laughed at how stupid it was). Unless your life is based around drug consumption, no epiphany you have while on drugs is meaningful.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Low Desert Punk posted:

The same goes for people that do pranks on drive-thru employees.

The light-hearted pranks where people do silly things and make the employees laugh are great and I can fully support.

But like any trend, many people take it way too far.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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yeah I eat rear end posted:

I have never in my life been called by a telemarketer trying to sell an actually good product. They are shilling mediocre products at best and conmen at worst. They might not have a choice about working there but I certainly have a choice about whether I want to talk to them.

Sales in general is a profession that's difficult to respect. To be good at it you have to constantly con people into paying more than they need to, even if you are being completely honest about the quality of your product (which would be pretty rare).

Commissioned salesmen are the scum of the earth do a great job of representing how garbage capitalism is.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Ytlaya posted:

But isn't American objectively one of the hardest working developed nations on the planet? Like, don't Americans work longer hours than workers in other first world/developed nations (aside from maybe Japan or South Korea)?

And yet due to hatred of unions and other dirty socialist ideals, the income disparity is some of the highest of any first world nation.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Sentient Data posted:

Unions are obsolete since management has an ~~open door policy~~

As in the door to exit the company is open to you, feel free to use it if you think for a second the boss values your labour?

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Aramek posted:

Mustard is the best condiment.

It goes on so many things, it's kinda amazing. My unpopular contribution; regular French's mustard is the best. gently caress the expensive dijon, weird spiced, or whatever bullshit food snobs want to eat, regular yellow mustard is the best.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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The Robocop reboot is actually pretty good.

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Jan 18, 2010

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The_Rob posted:

The first 15 minutes or so were great and then it turned into a mediocre generic superhero film.

So just like the first Robocop. The only difference being the reboot doesn't have the over-the-top blood (which I'm completely indifferent to), and the social commentary is updated for the 21st century. It also deals with the human an emotional costs of being robocop, something which the first movie completely glossed over.

The reboot has an excellent scene where Alex Murphy is visiting his kid for the first time since being transformed, and the framing is incredible for an action movie. He stands as his kid sits in a chair, with his head, the only part of him that's human, completely out of frame. The shot lingers uncomfortably long on this scene, as the kid just takes in the fact that his loving father is no longer a person. Surprisingly touching and emotional for something in an action movie.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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starkebn posted:

Wowzers, maybe you ought to watch the first one before critiquing it.

Granted, it has been some times since I've seen it, but I really don't remember Murphy struggling with being robocop for more than a couple seconds of screen time.

"I'm sad I don't have a penis anymore. But I have a cool pistol now so I guess this is overall a net gain."

Maybe I'll rewatch it soon to see if it really did reflect the human cost of cybernetics.

Aramek posted:

First movie was all "Bitches leave!" so he did, and never finished it.

(I like you, Jorts.)

:kimchi:

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Tony Bologna posted:

I think the man-bun is fine. Just call it a bun though and embrace a whole new world of poo poo you can do with your hair. You don't need to prefix it with "man" to wear a little side chignon.

I am a dude with long hair, and I infrequently get asked if I put it in a man bun and it pisses me off. Just call it a bun, that's what it is. My male ego won't shatter into pieces without adding the prefex of man to every activity I take part in.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Das Boo posted:

Part of me delights in the typical fraility of the male ego, part of me is enraged by it. I was talking with a guy friend the other night about a mutual friend being into ridiculous movie/game gore while literally clasping his hands over his ears if you mention tampons.

So yeah, buns are cool, having to put "man" in front of it is what makes it retarded. Every time I see "man" Q-Tips there's a distant explosion in my brain.

Yeah, it is quite entertaining to make fun of how delicate men are. But at the same time it's really annoying how damaging and dangerous toxic masculinity is.

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Jan 18, 2010

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spit on my clit posted:

or you could shower twice a day

Showering twice a day is really loving bad for your skin and immune system.

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Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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There's no such thing as good breakfast food.

At best it's a poo poo version of lunch food.

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