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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I'm not reading any of those terrible things.
I did read and collect the Animorphs books as a kid... Got up to 40 something before I found out about the stupid, stupid ending and ditched it all. :negative: I could've been reading other poo poo instead.

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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

TheLastRoboKy posted:

Something something lots of words something something parents something something love.

followed by me with something something some parents don't deserve to be parents something love the ones who do deserve it something reconnection is overrated.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I'm not drinking any more goddamn Ovaltine, gently caress off.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

The Titanic posted:

You get a free ride, or a really horrible night in the Atlantic.

:wink:

I'd like you to know that these posts are wonderful pick-ups when I need them.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I'm glad that even after all the other poo poo 2016 has thrown at me, I can still count on CIG to be irredeemable fuckups. :allears:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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IncredibleIgloo posted:

You should call your parents.

Unless your parents are jerks and/or toxic to your mental well-being. Then you shouldn't.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I picked an excellent time to catch up with the thread. :cawg: eat poo poo, Crobblers

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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Show of hands, who's really surprised?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Beet Wagon posted:

Oh man I almost missed a chance to post a Christmas beetle!



Do you have any other images of beetles in adorable hats? :3:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
gently caress WTFosaurus with a rake and then gently caress everyone who keeps trying to defend him with that rake.
:tipshat:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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You can already connect to a server from various regions; it's already in the game! :arghfist::saddowns:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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No, we really don't. If they were actually MAKING A GODDAMN GAME, then sure... but they aren't. It's a scam run by incompetents.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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I'll start the countdown to goons who can't leave poo poo alone chasing Bootcha off again :sigh:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Are we still posting internet speeds

Sure as hell doesn't feel like it downloads that fast when I get stuff on steam :sigh:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Ayn Marx posted:

I hope you die alone and unloved

Sorry you couldn't handle being told SC is a scam, cement-head.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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"I'm not scammed! I'm not scammed!" I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and transform into a ship jpeg

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Goobs posted:

comparing fallout 4 to sc, lol i am dead.

Fallout 4 has its low moments (and buggy moments) but it A) actually exists and B) is, and can be, fun. These are two things (technically three) that Star Citizen will never be.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Nothing, it's more sound and fury signifying nothing.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I'm pretty sure the line is going to be drawn at shooting your own porn in the game, Chris.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
That's because he is a scam artist.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I grow steadily more and more impatient for this whole shitshow to go tits up.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Showing actual emotion and humanity on camera? That's a firin'.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Pineapple is a fine fruit. It does not belong on a pizza.














Now, black olives and mushrooms, on the other hand :yum:

Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Jun 16, 2017

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Pizza at work, a three dollar raise, and CiG is finally beginning to circle the toilet bowl for realsies?
Today is the best birthday ever :slick:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Also the new owners of SC

E: that's what I get for not refreshing

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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Step one, be Crobblers

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
no tell him to keep going, I'm almost done warming these marshmallows in the heat of his incandescent meltdown

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I just realized I don't think CiG has ever said anything about how their game will cater to deaf gamers, like me

Will all those alien languages be subtitled, Crobblers

How you gonna open your universe to the deaf and hard of hearing

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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Baxta posted:

but they could have created SOMETHING at least.

Are you really, really sure about that?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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Not the phones fault you're drunk

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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Lowtax done owned a dude so hard he turned autistic

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Dumpster fire, certainly. Controlled? I dunno about that.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Maw posted:

Pretty sure getting bored is punishable by the worst kind of deskeletonisation commando

Beets don't have skeletons anyways, so he's already ahead of the curve

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
It's out, and a good game










for me to poop on.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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Winter Stormer posted:

Final Fantasy XIV is a real and good MMO which has facial emotes as well as the regular MMO bullshit emotes. Here's my catgirl demonstrating "/ouch" during /blackrangerposea in front of some shifty dude the latest expansion added.



(Sorry for darkness, it's night in game)

There's a bit of fuckery going on at Square Enix regarding FF14 right now, though; apparently they've hiked up the rates for non-NA subscriptions something fierce and people are pissed about it. I'm talking like up to 320% more a month.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

I volunteer :toot: Put me down as whatever soldier for you've got available, just make my armor bright, garish green. A soldier from the US would be favorite, but I'm not picky.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

:mmmhmm:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

So I have a request for the Thread: Be nicer to MoMA. Give him the benefit of the doubt by default.
I'm gonna go with... No. No, I don't think I'll be doing that. :tipshat:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Chris is above such mortal concerns! :worship:

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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I'm not drinking any more goddamn Ovaltine.

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