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Chalks posted:Just keep posting the good stuff and soon he'll have the whole thread on ignore Just tested, you can't put a mod or admin on ignore. Anyone wanting to talk to Derek will have to go through Beet or Beer.
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Dec 2, 2016 16:25
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I don't want to piss on anyone's chips, but the gameplay footage for ME: Andromeda looks like more of the very average same. Still better than anything Croberts is capable of, obviously.
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Dec 2, 2016 18:23
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Yeah, the $25 I've given Lowtax (10 to join SA, 5 to get an avatar for myself (yes, I'm sad and pathetic), 10 to change Toast's avatar to Toast of London) is totally on par with people spending thousands to spite Derek Smart. I guess I'm just like them, really. That $25 over about ten months is just nothing to me. Hell, I spent more than that last night buying a toy Star Trek phaser for the next time I have to go shoot zombies with my nephew. Disposable income, bitches. 
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Dec 2, 2016 19:15
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ripptide posted:As un-surprising as it may be, this is not the first time a Shitizen has asked about rape being present in SC. I particularly like the idea that rape is less morally questionable than murder. "Ok, killing is always bad. We all agree on that. But won't there be some circumstances where rape is actually the good thing to do?" Meridian posted:It was you? Thank you for doing that. Single greatest av purchase ever made. Worth the $25 by itself.
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Dec 2, 2016 19:22
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The Titanic posted:I thought the same.
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Dec 2, 2016 19:28
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TheAgent posted:moma I am currently drinking a 2012 c. montelena chardonnay with some cheap fish tacos
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Dec 2, 2016 20:54
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MeLKoR posted:Tell me more. Lie if need be, but describe Matt Berry in drag.
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Dec 2, 2016 21:04
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The Titanic posted:I hope it goes beep, beep, beep every time you kick it into reverse. And also the more you speed up going backwards the bigger the flames come out of the rear thrust sensor module engines. I hope there's going to be a fastening your safety belt minigame.
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Dec 2, 2016 22:44
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Mr Fronts posted:The recognised "No Sunk Cost Fallacy", where you have invested so little money in something that is not good that you cannot bear to not think you could not have spent less on it without it not being not good. Look at it this way: some shitizens are putting money into Star Citizen every month. Goons are giving zero dollars EVERY DAY. Those zeroes add up.
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Dec 3, 2016 00:17
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The Volturi don't get paid for testing the game, do they? Their reward is just playing the game?
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Dec 3, 2016 20:39
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HycoCam posted:**raises hand** Hey, before we get the rape mechanic working--can we work on some diversity in the player model. Plowing the same middle-aged, bald dude over and over doesn't really get me out of my comfort zone. HycoCam posted:In the initial days, you only had to pledge $2,500 or more and ask via your concierge service to be added. Hopefully this has been tweaked and limited to owners of "cash only" recent purchases to test. Evocati sounds so much better than Givers. ripptide posted:And, of course, the adulation of all those adoring Shitizens. That's payment enough, no?
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Dec 3, 2016 20:57
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Couple of favorites from the poo poo what I made:    Breetai posted:Relay MUST be as innovative and ground breaking as star citizen. Our mission statement is that we regurgitate existing content created by others. Sad thing is, a site that actually analyzed CIG's development and funding would be a worthwhile project.
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Dec 4, 2016 00:03
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Colostomy Bag posted:Yeah, that was a masterstroke. Met up with a friend a few months ago and I started to briefly explain this bizarre thing I'd been following online. Constantly interrupting my own outline with "Oh, and this crazy thing happened as well, which led to..." Although I don't think anything really tops the reaction you get to "People are spending hundreds of dollars on imaginary spaceships for a game that isn't finished, from a company with no plan of how to make it, run by a man who got run out of the games industry for loving up this exact same idea before. Oh, and his VP of marketing is his ex-tickle-pornstar wife. No really, people are paying hundreds of dollars. There's one guy who's in for like 30 grand." If/when this thing finally collapses or explodes, I honestly hope someone does a book on it. A news story just wouldn't be able to cover even a fraction of the story.
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Dec 4, 2016 00:34
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I.N.R.I posted:Hi everyone, hope youre having a fabulous day hating the videogame and the people who play it.
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Dec 4, 2016 13:42
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KM Scorchio posted:Space football stretch goal plz Also, a game like Rocket League but with spaceships. It would open up a whole new type of ship for them to sell!
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Dec 4, 2016 15:01
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Samizdata for idiot king!
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Dec 4, 2016 15:07
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Well, it's reassuring to know he's an rear end in a top hat about subjects other than Star Citizen.
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Dec 7, 2016 16:03
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Chunjee posted:For any tax evaders out there: Ban this vile filth.
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Dec 7, 2016 17:36
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:I don't even quite understand why people get up in arms about there being queer characters and characters of color and women characters and etc. Why does this bother them? Why does there need to be some plot-specific reason for all the characters to not be heterosexual, hypertrophied Teutonic demigods in homosocial settings? Do all the characters need to be attractive to the player? ...
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Dec 7, 2016 17:47
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Sabreseven posted:So the Wait, what?
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Dec 7, 2016 20:22
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Sherlocks have deduced that I.N.R.I. is one of Dereks lackeys and simultaniously Derek himself on an alt account.
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Eldragon posted:Sexuality alone does not add anything to the story, but Bioware likes to tack it on anyway without bothering to introduce the partner as another in-game character or backstory. I'm mostly talking Dragon Age 2 and 3 here. Mass Effect probably had GLB characters too, but I don't remember or didn't notice. The fact that I didn't notice means the writer did their job well.
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Dec 7, 2016 20:30
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That's a shame, I've got a Pebble. Pretty cool little gadget. Honestly thought it was the best smartwatch on the market.
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Dec 7, 2016 20:35
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:ME1's options were straight, excepting the two spots where you can uh "romance" the asari (one consort, one party member) with Shephards of either sex. If I ever replay that, I'm totally going for a Jack romance. Can't for the life of me remember why I went with Tali. Scary skinhead chick gonna team up with my butt-ugly Shepard to save the galaxy! Woo hoo!
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Dec 7, 2016 20:50
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The Titanic posted:I agree. Even if it's small and minor, or tacked on, at least they did it. I have no issues with it. Plus, it's not like any video game romance actually works good anyway. Unless it's the Sims. Because it's the Sims and they will do anything. The romance in Alpha Protocol with SIE is perfect. 
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Dec 7, 2016 22:09
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:when i went to college in the late 00s, this was still a prevailing view. way too many people found out i was engaged to another woman and started asking me probing details about how women can even gently caress each other. i lost some friends.
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Dec 7, 2016 22:25
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The Titanic posted:The janky gameplay in that game kept me from getting far. I'm sure I'm missing something great, but I'll pass on it. I understand, but you really are missing out on something special. It's just about the only game I've played that makes the "Your every choice will matter!" promise and actually kept it. A real flawed gem.
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Dec 7, 2016 22:27
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TheAgent posted:or they just dumb as gently caress Gotta be this. Either that or very very naive if the only sex act they can imagine is penis in vagina.
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Dec 7, 2016 22:30
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Pgabz needs to use this in a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK6BQA7dUDs
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Dec 7, 2016 23:01
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Beet Wagon posted:
It's not really going to be more stupid one way or the other, but are they speculating that the parking sensors emit cutting beams, or just that you can ram the parking sensors into another ship's hull to rip it open?
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Dec 7, 2016 23:09
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TheAgent posted:how can anyone hate pizza I don't like cheese, that makes pizza poo poo to me.
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Dec 7, 2016 23:42
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Raskolnikov posted:WOW can we stop docking for one day???? CIG are way ahead of you on that one.
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Dec 8, 2016 03:35
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The mods on there are some of the most tolerant I've ever seen. I can't think of any other forum where blatantly and repeatedly insulting the mods because you disagree with the rules would be accepted. If nothing else, you'd think by now they'd have said "If you don't like how we run the place, don't come here." It's almost as if they need to keep the number of people posting as high as possible... 
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Dec 8, 2016 17:57
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Morningwoodpecker posted:Maybe they don't think poking a bunch of obsessive stalkers with a stick is a fun thing to do. I think it's great fun, but each to their own. I'd have worn out several sticks by now.
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Dec 8, 2016 18:18
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AlbieQuirky posted:Video games should be like real life, where nobody you work with ever mentions their same-sex spouse or partner, and lady soldiers wear layered bustiers because that is a super practical outfit for fighting. Maybe it's because pizza is overpriced cheese on toast for wankers? 
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Dec 8, 2016 19:48
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I.N.R.I posted:I'm not sure what gave you that idea My parents wouldn't want me to listen to a bigot.
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Dec 10, 2016 18:32
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Anyway, I'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone to take a small amount of time out of their day of screaming at the computer game to call or visit their parents because they love and care about you
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Natron posted:Everyone knows that as time goes on, technology usually has to become much larger to accommodate slightly better performance. Space ships are no different than computers or cars. My car has a parking sensor and camera in the back and it's no larger than a coin. In 20 years, I'm sure you'll have to drag a trailer around so that the picture can be in HD and the beeps will be twice as loud. It's just how things work. ... so Ben Lesnick is the best performing person at CIG.
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Dec 10, 2016 19:02
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ArfJason posted:Even if someone did a bad thing, it is not normal or in any way mentally balanced to go ahead and do the exact same thing, or to justify someone doing it again. True, but at least I'm not a racist.
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Dec 10, 2016 19:13
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ArfJason posted:Yeah, that reddit guy is a complete weirdo for following a guy online all day long to make fun of him, and sometimes even going as far as posting personal information on public venues. He's an obsessive creep who probably sends death threats, and is constantly cataloguing, screenshotting and archiving gaffes by his object of mockery, for a period of time that exceeds months. yea Despicable behaviour, but better than you burning crosses in front of black people's homes.
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MeLKoR posted:It looks like we need a new batch of space cookies. Space steaks.
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