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TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
yeah let's make that q1 2017 right after the anniversary sale

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TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
can you imagine playing star marine with a 1 second ping? because that's what you're going to get unless CIG starts spending serious loving money on server infrastructure

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
I started final fantasy a gaijin doubter

but it's seriously pretty darn good

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Meridian posted:

Who has time to play Star Marine when there is Space Work to be done at the Space Business Factory on the Star Citizen Persistant Universe?
fyi this will also apply to the PU, they are making GBS threads themselves re: cost

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
moma I am currently drinking a 2012 c. montelena chardonnay with some cheap fish tacos

thought you should know

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
here's my FF story

I played the first one, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10

beat all of them but was meh/ugh for a few of them

13 I couldn't get through the first two hours, it was awful

15 starts off and you think "oh god more of this incomprehensible poo poo" but then your non homo bros are taking selfies and cooking fries and talking about you getting married to some vagina haver and suddenly the game is good??

cindy is obviously what every gay man hates about breeders so I can forgive that bit of subversive character design

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

ManofManyAliases posted:

Nothing like some good Napa chardonnay to wash down mediocre-broiled fish tacos (I'm assuming broiled because I don't picture you much the fry-type).
I'm fat as hell moma

but fried fish tacos are miserable (unless from mutt lynches) so yeah

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
cindy from the new FF is what japanese businessmen imagine the entire female population of the collegiate midwest looks like

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
they kinda ain't wrong

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

aleksendr posted:

So its like a stag party roadtrip with your crew before you go off to mary the princess ? If the main protagonist is more articulate than Cloud/Squall i could dig that.
...

...

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
nah Noct (pronounced knocked) is v verbal

but they still do that weird japanese "uuuggghhhhhh??" emotion thing

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

TheAgent posted:

nah Noct (pronounced knocked) is v verbal

but they still do that weird japanese "uuuggghhhhhh??" emotion thing

like if someone cooked some fried shrimp I wouldn't gasp in shock

but expect that when
  • equipping a weapon
  • talking to an npc
  • talking to a questgiver
  • petting an animal
  • talking to every girl in this anime

so get used to it

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
also the titanic and rasolokinividndhd I hope you don't mind if I go full hentai nosebleed at the next citcon when I meet sandi :3

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
we still don't have proof of life for star marine lol aww

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
currently slamming flan while sipping $40/shot tequila

life is good

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
wtf is the point of even having deadlines if you're a month or two late on them?

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Meridian posted:

Only another two hours until I can get wasted on cheap beer and ransack The Commonwealth. I am very excited.

Might have to pick up XV this weekend though.
get FF it's actually p good

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Meridian posted:

Are frames pretty stable?
ummmm yeah if you're on a ps4 pro kinda

or if you stare at the ground

and the camera sucks

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Solarin posted:

Slamming flan is an excellent way to describe your posting vs moma. Moma is the flan just to be clear
since moma is asian it wouldn't take much for him to femme up

would slam, but not in a revenge way, I'd cuddle after

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
luckily I'm not in that shot lol

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
was also going to mention I ain't paying for poo poo

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Raskolnikov posted:

The backers will never know. Please order lots of drinks. Then come back to the thread and spill the details.
my gf is already mad at me so mission accomplished

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

MeLKoR posted:

Tell me more. :nallears:
ladyboycitizens.relay.sc

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
I've probably spent $30k on games, pc hardware and console hardware in the last 25 years

meanwhile I've spent triple that on booze, drugs and escorts in the last five years

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

The Titanic posted:

I won't mind any. I'll even help to carry your stone body back to your hotel after the inevitable Medusa stare gets you right in the wallet. :3:
oh something will be hard all right






















the exterior of my idiris

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

TheAgent posted:

oh something will be hard all right






















the exterior of my idiris
I'm so big I won't even fit in your memory baby

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

alf_pogs posted:

i thought you were going to say "getting to the bottom of this mess"
that's moma's job

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

cool new Polack jokes posted:

We have been given a chance to build a new society

Can we please not do the tax :(
new tax: post only space buttz

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Tokamak posted:

Production schedule diff checker:
https://www.diffchecker.com/A9nozxJ8

Previous:
https://www.diffchecker.com/ucNCNlQy

-----

The more interesting thing is if you compare the latest version with the first:
https://www.diffchecker.com/fmvSgRFW

Almost everything is delayed by two weeks - optimistic estimates, pessemistic estimates... Two weeks later and they are still investigating the prop serialisation code. One section was completed but has gone back for a rework (network sync [lol]).

In two weeks they have completed: art dressings for the FPS map, prop dressings for ships, pick up icons for arena commander, the remaining camera bugs, gamerules refactor (this one seems substantial) and telling QA how to access the new PU missions for testing. On the otherhand you have Turbulent (leaderboards) and the music composer submitting their contributions on time.

They are also using the previous estimate, and not the original. So you get: ETA is 9th December (delayed from 2nd December). But the original states: ETA is 18th November. Turning a three week delay into one week.

They gave us a schedule to deliver the patch in roughly four weeks. In two weeks almost everything has been delayed by two week, and the release was pushed back one week. Given that the estimates converged by around 50% over 50% of the time frame, we can probably expect at least another weeks delay. This would put it around 23rd of december, aka january 2017.

2.6 was a sure lock for 2016, until it wasn't.

RIP BIND CULLING
yeah I'm pretty sure we'll see a broken as hell invite only ptu 2.6 around the anniversary livestream

a real, live version of this poo poo ain't hitting until 2017

3.0 with all included features is a year+ from when 2.6 drops out and will probably bear the beta/release moniker

the good news is we'll all get to see the amazing sq42 before then

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

TheAgent posted:

the good news is we'll all get to see the amazing sq42 before then
actually wait
  • sqlude is the only planned sq42 release; everything else is delayed indefinitely
  • the rest of the chapters depend on the success of sqlude and additional ship sales
  • 2.6, then sqlude, then 3.0
  • all that subscriber nonsense I posted about awhile back is still being discussed, ie certain classes, missions, skins, weapons locked behind sub

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
I will say this though, I'm 100% certain they will put out these games

I'm also 100% certain they gonna be p bad

but hey, I'm sure some people will love them

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
btw top execs are going to pay themselves out over $1m in bonuses this xmas

happy holidays

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Solarin posted:

Agent is 3.0 a total rebuild separate branch deal? Like the 2.0 PU has just been a total sideshow distraction right? And this is the real game that's been secretly worked on for 1836 months?
2.0/3.0 are basically POC/early WIP builds

the real tech they are trying to cram in there won't really be ready until 4.0

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

nawledgelambo posted:

lol

real tech? What is this real tech that eludes the general populace? This has got to be good
its when chris roberts uploads himself in SC like the lawnmower man

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

quote:

NETWORK – MESSAGE ORDERING
Delayed slightly due to illness
Network Engineering is finishing off current work on message ordering today ready for QA to being testing this on Monday
If these tests from QA don’t show serious issues, the work will be submitted on Monday
ETA is 5th December (was 28th November)
NETWORK – SERIALIZED VARIABLE (STRETCH GOAL)
Delayed slightly due to illness
ETA is 9th December (delayed from 8th December)
that whole thing made me lol

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

TheAgent posted:

that whole thing made me lol
like how the gently caress are you testing star marine when the loving network code isn't in and functioning

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

D_Smart posted:

That's nuthin'. There are high profile exits (end of year) also in the works that I'm hearing about. 3 confirmed thus far.
well 3 people left two weeks ago (as I reported in my july blog)

but they weren't high profile or nuthin

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

D1E posted:

I wonder why Derek keeps trying to one-up you on leaks/info?

Regardless, thanks for everything you have provided to the thread thus far, and for everything you will contribute in the future. You've proven to be a very reliable (and also funny in a not insane way) source.
there's a few steps to not being insane about star citizen:

1. remember its a video game
2. remember to lol

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Mr.PayDay posted:

You may have missed the threads in the SC leaks subreddit that ripped Agents post assunder, proved him wrong line by line and painted him a Troll whom Derek falls for
:hehe:
cig continues to be the best and most outspoken star citizen troll, I'm but a pale flame to their supernova star

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TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
mods please move the NMS and ME threads into this subforum

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