Major/Minor: Tokyo Yifft

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The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

Mechanical Ape posted:

Well, at least he's ripping off one of the good Star Warses. A third-rate furry Attack of the Clones is not a thing our world needs.

Don't give him ideas.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 00:31

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 19:37

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

Blarghalt posted:

No, please no.

:barf:

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 03:21

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

Mechanical Ape posted:

Fun fact! PopStarr Energy Drinks are a failed Armstrong Industries combat drug. Though effective in improving alertness, the drug is short-lived, highly addictive and in 80% of cases, dissolves kidneys. Not wishing to risk soldiers' lives, Maxine did the responsible thing and repackaged it for the civilian market. "Armstrong Industries: Purging Your World Inside and Out"

Electrolytes, son.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 07:52

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

Data Graham posted:

Haha you think these plotlines are going to resolve themselves ~~in a coherent way~~at all.

Where we're going, you don't need plot to yiff.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 03:14

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

I'm trying to comprehend the situation with his arms and it's just giving me a headache.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 19:12

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

MURDER THE SQUIRREL

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 06:28

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

I'm still trying to comprehend that goddamn torso.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 05:33

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

inthesto posted:

Atlanta Nights is a media hoax. A bunch of fantasy/sci-fi authors got together and wrote one chapter each of the shittiest book they could, to prove that fantasy publishers have no standards. It worked.

Not quite correct. It was a publishing house that ran a scammy operation and when SF/F authors called them out they wrote a bunch of pieces about how SF/F novels aren't really art and are second-class genres. So they wrote Atlanta Nights and submitted it for publishing to prove they didn't check their manuscripts.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 18:20

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

hyphz posted:

Well, I decided to try putting the very first post - just the Prologue - as a training database into MegaHAL, a really old conversation AI. What I got became the worst text adventure ever.

pre:

Training from file: 100%.
Hello, and welcome -- to The Ark.
> How are you?
Others have come, but now it's your turn.
> To do what?
I take in this scenario, I notice some key things.
> What key things?
As I take in this scenario, I notice some key things.
> But what?
There were exercises I could use to calm myself down.
> Are you calm now?
I feel a rush of calm overtakes me.
> Good.
A luminescent nebula gazes back at me.
> What's it doing?
It was the first of many places I'd visit.

A text adventure narrated by a goldfish.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 02:18

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

Samovar posted:

What's the name of thon phenomenon where people who know less about a subject think they are better than a person who does know about it?

Dunning-Kruger Effect.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 17:42

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

Waffleman_ posted:

*Slams fists on table*

HOOTERS IS JUST AN AMERICAN MAID CAFE

You know, I never thought of that but it's totally true.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 18:29

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

Bring us the Popsicle.

# ¿ May 21, 2017 21:02

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

Mechanical Ape posted:

On another note, it's so loving weird that Rabies is being treated like a triumphant hero returning from his quest when he hasn't done a single thing. It's surreal. It's Lynchian.

I maintain Mike turning into a screaming electrified tree makes more sense than this mess.

# ¿ May 22, 2017 20:15

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

Ikasuhito posted:

This actually got me wondering, so I went back and checked. Sure enough, not a single pair of gloves have fingertips. Just something else about these awful designs to throw on the pile.

What do furries have against gloves?

# ¿ May 24, 2017 08:29

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

Data Graham posted:

tbh that was one of my favorite episodes of TNG.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 01:02

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 19:37

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

Waffleman_ posted:

Oh okay, so we're crowdsourcing our character design again. Good.

Straight from the sewers of furaffinity to your Steam account!

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 04:20

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