Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



This game is... I can't read it. My brain justs says 'You don't want to see this. Just go on.'

You guys are braver than I. Braver or more stupid. Probably the former, knowing me.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



I'm sorry - actually, no, I'm not. The design of those bartenders feels like the ocular equivalent to a root canal. All so far have been horrendous, but those creatures make me want to kill.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Olive Branch posted:

...Chairman Maw-o...

Not Chairman Meow?! For shame!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



This story makes me want to chisle teeth out with an ice skate.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



inthesto posted:

jfc, this dude's writing used to be even worse

If only he could reach the pinnacle of his talents and, y'know, STOP.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Oh good. Hell has returned.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



FractalSandwich posted:

I see native English speakers do this all the time when they mention their Japanese colleagues in English-language interviews, and I don't understand why.

Is Angela Merkel referred to as Ms. Merkel or Frau Merkel in English speaking news, as a matter of interest?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Oh... this feels like a cattle prod to the underside of the feet. Every time I forget how terrible the designs are and they just... take the breath away.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



RearmingStrafbomber posted:

https://forums.vivisector.org/index.php?board=17.0

And got a Nazifur banned from Twitter today. gently caress Furry Trump.

You'd think that these morons would have learned from what happened to Röhm that the Nazis will turn on them for deviancy, but no...

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Who could have guessed that Aum Shinriko (sp?) existed in the furry universe.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Has there ever been a piece of prose so densely written that has so little occurring in it?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Data Graham posted:

To be fair, this technique (when applied judiciously enough) can work out very well. J.K. Rowling's fortune can speak to the success of slapping in "goblets" for "glasses" and "robes" for "clothes" willy-nilly.

I mean it was more than a vocabulary swap for her, but not much more.

Well, those examples aren't really synonyms. I have some ceramic cups with tapered stems - I'd more readily call them goblets (though I'd feel kinda dumb doing so), but they ain't glasses.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Please tell me those Undertale names are a joke and not actually in the game now.

Please.


Please, I beg of you. On bended knees.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Maybe it's just me, but if I saw some softcore porn with this type of language in it, I'd be way too befuddled to accept it as porn. I'd be thinking it was some kind of post-modernist joke.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



I think I can feel my teeth burning with how stupid this all is.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Vampire's Kiss is a good movie.


As well as crazy.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Curus Keel posted:

This game already have a Greek chorus. It's Blarghalt.

No, no.

They're the Geek chorus.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Moon Slayer posted:

Oh, I think I know this one; there was a similar thing in an episode of the I Don't Even Own A Television podcast, making fun of a bad book also written by a horrible nerd.

It's because the author once read the expression "seeking answers in a bottle" and, being a horrible shut-in nerd, didn't understand that it refers to alcoholism. They thought it just meant drinking in general.

Any chance of a link to that?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



This might be the worst thing I've ever read, and I've read Ian Fleming's stuff.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Maybe that was a joke? I don't know. I've kinda given up on being able to detect irony anymore.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Is that a monocle or has my frontal lobe just given up on interpretation of the world around me?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



I don't think I have the mental or moral strength to investigate that on my own. What does that game entail?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



inthesto posted:


Abject Suffering did a really good episode on the game where they somehow managed to avoid poo poo talking the creator's obvious fetish and focused on what a flaming trash heap the whole thing is:

https://player.fm/series/abject-suffering/episode-163-gender-bender-dna-twister-extreme

I was not expecting citations to Cyrano de Bergenac in that episode. Those guys have way more patience than I ever could.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Wait, the PLAYER ends up killing Kila?

Finally, the game gets good!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



I'm glad to see my brain instinctively prevents me from reading this game in full. I do have some form of self-preservation.

How can people make such terrible character designs?

Also, how can war criminal and fox cop be siblings? They're not the same... species? Oh, no. I'm not gonna go down this route of trying to make sense if this poo poo.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



WrenP-Complete posted:

Nope! But a lot of this is new to me.

If you are wanting a lowdown on good LPs, might I recommend this thread? I know I suggest Panzerskank and Kauboks Saint Row 2 off the bat in that thread, but I'll do so again right now, just because it was so great.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Added Space posted:

God help you.

God help us all.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



10dishOkiku posted:

Add me to the list of people who just marathoned this thread and is now caught up. I don't even have words. :psypop:

Don't worry. Klace has plenty.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



You know what - this is honestly like an alien trying to communicate through English. It's too... obtuse and inexact otherwise.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Has anyone made a word count of this travesty?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Pvt.Scott posted:

Here's some of my sweet milfic

...

Oh wait, mil-fic.

As for the action scene... Well, perhaps Klace could bore/infuriate someone to death.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



What's the name of thon phenomenon where people who know less about a subject think they are better than a person who does know about it?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Night in the Woods, Clementine, Megg, Mogg and Owl... Possibly the Mouse Guard?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



"Putt that out of thin air"? The gently caress did that come from?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



I can't believe I'm writing this, but I think I prefer the art-work of Major/Minor.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Shock? More like Schlock!


...


...Because of th-

Jesus Christ I can't even make stupid puns. I feel like my brain is homogenising reading this guff.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Data Graham posted:

Does anybody actually refer to their real brother as "Bro"?

Especially in the third person?

The only time I call my brother something besides his name of shortened versions thereof is when I call him 'fratello'.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



So he understands having no self respect.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



FunkMonkey posted:

Furries want attention and validation. This thing was on the Steam front page for like a week, which is likely why most of the people following this LP who aren't furries themselves are even aware it existed. It's basically a flash in the pan, high-profile exhibition for them to rally behind.

What a hill to die on.

Also, is the gorilla in Overwatch really an anthropomorphised thing? Even though they talk, they're still, yknow, a gorilla.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



If the webcomic thread in BYOB has taught me anything, Hokkaido is the place to go, if you want to be violently mauled to death by bears.

  • Locked thread