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The movie starts with the classic "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away" then gets straight into the action. We see an Imperial Shuttle land on this rocky planet and Jyn as a child runs home, her father gets her to run off as he goes to confront Krennic who wants him to rejoin and help build the Death Star. His wife pops in and tries to shoot Krennic but is shot down. Her dad is taken and she runs off to hide where Saw then gets her. Film then cuts to the title then back to the film. Jyn is now in a prison and we see Andor in a city where he's talking to this really nervous guy. He tells him how there's an Imperial defector (Rook) who speaks of a planet killing machine. A stormtrooper sees them talking then Andor quickly kills him and the informant guy. We then see Jyn being transported and suddenly rescued by rebels and K2SO. She is taken to Yavin IV where they tell her they know who her father is and want her to come with Andor to meet Saw who has Rook imprisoned. They travel to Jedha where they wander around and meet Baze and Chirrut but they don't join yet. At the same time Saw's men attack a hovertank and they get caught up in the battle. Andor shoots one of Saw's men and runs. They eventually get cornered but are saved by Baze and Chirrut and soon after are captured by Saw's men. The scene is now in Saw's base where Jyn is shown a message from her dad, who ordered Rook to deliver, who explains he willingly went back to the Empire so he can put a fatal flaw in the Death Star. During this time Krennic tests the Death Star (not at full strength) to blow up Jedha. This causes panic and Baze, Chirrut, Rook and Andor escape with Jyn while Saw remains to die. Jyn tells Andor of the message and Andor says he knows where Jyn's dad is. They arrive at this rocky rainy planet and crash land. Andor and Room go out to scout, Baze and Chirrut do their own thing and Jyn goes off on her own. Andor takes a sniper out and peers at this landing pad where we see Krennic and Jyn's dad, Galen talking. This whole time Andor has a clear shot but keeps resisting. Krennic asks the engineers to be all brought out because he knows someone is helping the rebels out and asks someone to step forward. Galen eventually steps forward to prevent everyone from dying. A Rebel fleet is sent to attack but Andor notices Jyn who managed to crawl to the landing area and tries to tell the Rebels back at the base to call it all off. It's too late since they're enroute and they start bombing the base. Jyn's father is killed and Krennic escapes. They all regroup and head back to Yavin IV. Back at the base, council leaders are arguing because some are ready for a war while others aren't. Jyn gives a speech but is shot down. As she leaves Andor says he has men who are down to volunteer and fight. They all leave Yavin on an Imperial Shuttle. The plans are on Scariff in a tall citadel. The entire planet is encased in a shield. They land and Jyn, Andor and K2SO get disguises to run in an take the plans while Baze and Chirrut lead rebel forces. Rook stays behind in the ship. The rebels plant various bombs and detonate them while Jyn and the gang make there way to where all the files are kept. K2SO dies protecting Jyn and Andor who manage to grab the files. Their plan is now to head to the top to broadcast the files. Back on Yavin, they intercept messages from Scariff talkingn about revel forces attacking. A fleet is then mobilized to help them. Andor is shot by Krennic but Jyn escapes to the top and begins to try and transfer files over. Rook then tasks them with flipping a master switch to aid in transferring files. Chirrut dies as he does this and Baze goes out in a blaze of glory killing the Death Troopers attacking them. Rook is also blown up. Up in space, a Star Destroyer's engines die and they send out a Hammerhead ship to ram it, destroying one more SD and the shield encasing the planet. Krennic catches up to Jyn and starts a speech but is shot by Andor. They send the files successfully but up in space Tarkin orders the planet to be blown up. The Death Star fires and we see Jyn and Andor on the beach embracing as a shockwave takes them out. With the files on the ship, we see rebel soldiers with a floppy disk thingo and they're running off to hand it over. The door closes and the lights go out as Vader goes on a killing spree. The rebel manages to hand it over and we see the Tantive IV break free and go into hyperspace. The final scene is Princess Leia getting the files and we cut to the credits. There are cameos from 3PO, R2 and the two dudes from the Cantina. Dr. Something and Ponda rear end Face. There is also a mention from Bail of a jedi friend who is in exile. I may have missed a few details, feel free to ask questions. Also man, K2SO was great, he was really sarcastic and blunt.
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who gives a poo poo
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Dec 14, 2016 00:35
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What does this have to do with star trek?
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Dec 14, 2016 00:37
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its all nice on rice posted:What does this have to do with star trek? i think its a prequel
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Dec 14, 2016 00:37
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What do you mean this happens before ANH?! Who could've guessed?!
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Dec 14, 2016 00:38
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this is some 2/10 snape kills dumbledore, of course they all died, they were bothans right? its covered in the other movies already.
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Dec 14, 2016 00:40
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Laphroaig posted:this is some 2/10 snape kills dumbledore, of course they all died, they were bothans right? its covered in the other movies already. yes the bothans are dead
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Dec 14, 2016 00:40
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ohhh noeeees, death IS certain!!!!!
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Dec 14, 2016 00:41
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another "spoiler" is that, much like these movie characters, we will also die.
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Earwicker posted:another "spoiler" is that, much like these movie characters, we will also die. don't make post happy truths in this terrible thread.
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Dec 14, 2016 00:48
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Ooooh Trump's gonna be sooo mad. 
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Dec 14, 2016 00:51
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I don't know who any of these people are places are and I don't give a poo poo!
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Dec 14, 2016 00:51
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KRennic and Jyn will fight Sul and Kronoc in an epic battle on Tarwyx what the gently caress
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Roargasm posted:I don't know who any of these people are places are and I don't give a poo poo! good cause they are all dead lol
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Dec 14, 2016 00:55
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I don't know if this is real or not I just know Rogue One is going to be Real Bad lol
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Professor Shark posted:I don't know if this is real or not I just know Rogue One is going to be Real Bad lol
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Jesus CHRIST this poo poo is insufferable
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Dec 14, 2016 01:09
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I bet the Bothans die to get the plans to the death star
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Dec 14, 2016 01:26
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looks like a good movie op, cant wait to see it
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Dec 14, 2016 01:32
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Thank god I don't have to see it now. J/k I couldn't be assed to read all that
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I'm pretty sure the bothans get the data on the second Death Star, not the first.
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Dec 14, 2016 01:41
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I learnt in the startrek thread there are no gays in that universe are there gays in the startwars universe?
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:The movie starts with the classic "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away" then gets straight into the action. We see an Imperial Shuttle land on this rocky planet and Jyn as a child runs home, her father gets her to run off as he goes to confront Krennic who wants him to rejoin and help build the Death Star. His wife pops in and tries to shoot Krennic but is shot down. Her dad is taken and she runs off to hide where Saw then gets her. next time just post "i'm gay"
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Dec 14, 2016 01:46
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Jeff Sichoe posted:I learnt in the startrek thread there are no gays in that universe i think the guy who was the Rancor trainer in return of the jedi was pretty obviously gay.
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Dec 14, 2016 01:48
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He always reminded me of my friendly drunk uncle who used to... oh god
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Jeff Sichoe posted:He always reminded me of my friendly drunk uncle who used to... oh god sowee!
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JiveHonky posted:i think the guy who was the Rancor trainer in return of the jedi was pretty obviously gay. That's the fat guy who cries over his dead Rancor, right? He's my favorite character in Star Wars.
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Dec 14, 2016 01:54
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Me not caring about this movie nonwithstanding, posting spoilers like this is legit lame and just a poo poo thing to do without any redeming qualities, as nobody gets any enjoyment from it exept for spiteful, bitter cunts. So up yours OP
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Dec 14, 2016 02:02
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Any theft of the death star plans not involving kyle is poo poo
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Dec 14, 2016 02:05
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ponda rear end face
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When do I get my goddamn Salacious Crumb movie? Now thats what eveyones waitin on
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Dec 14, 2016 02:34
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Put on the Jizz records
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 Manny Bothans
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does it have the star wars logo and letters floating through space thing or does it literally just start after "in a galaxy far far away"
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It ends with Darth Vader force choking each main character individually but in succession, assembly line style, taking over 15 minutes to kill everyone.
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Son of Rodney posted:Me not caring about this movie nonwithstanding, posting spoilers like this is legit lame and just a poo poo thing to do without any redeming qualities, as nobody gets any enjoyment from it exept for spiteful, bitter cunts. haaa gently caress you bitch. being upset about spoilers in general is gayer than caring about star wars spoilers specifically.
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Lord of Pie posted:
Some smooth jizz in memory of Manny Bothans, please. Wait is that the movie where they seriously used "I rebel" as a promotional phrase? Pure garbage
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Cool thread.
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The story is treated as an allegory for the invasion of Iraq, but sympathetic to and apologetic of the Bush administration. The death star is explicitly referred to as a weapon of mass destruction, and any rebel who questions it's existence is later revealed to be working for the empire.
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Moon Atari posted:The story is treated as an allegory for the invasion of Iraq, but sympathetic to and apologetic of the Bush administration. The death star is explicitly referred to as a weapon of mass destruction, and any rebel who questions it's existence is later revealed to be working for the empire. I thought trump was gonna be pissssssssssed tho, does what you said and what i just said come together?
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