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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

How do I learn how to code an a computer

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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Help I lied on my resume and now my new company thinks I know how to write computer language! Ruby!

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

suck it off

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
http://www.cprogramming.com/tutorial.html

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
get shenzhen io / tis-100

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
your boss will think you are actually coding

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Ruby is bad op

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013


food & shelter is good

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

http://www.apple.com/swift/playgrounds/

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
put it on rails

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
codeacademy.com taught me just enough SQL to fake it at work.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


I like that all the examples use ipads and not professional computer person equipment

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

tumor looking batty posted:

How do I learn how to code an a computer
very carefully

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
to code an a computer, you must become... an computer

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
if u find out lmk

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Sham bam bamina! posted:

very carefully

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Annual Gift Panda posted:

get shenzhen io / tis-100

too close to legitimate advice imo

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



snack overflow dot com

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Sham bam bamina! posted:

very carefully

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Skim Milk posted:

suck it off

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


turn off avs / sigs and browse yospos all day. if someone asks why nothing is getting done tell them their specs suck and you'll get back to them tomorrow

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

it's very simple,

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There Will Be Penalty
May 18, 2002

Makes a great pet!
im the "local guru"

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