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I was throwing some stuff in the dumpster today at work and there was a teenage boy masturbating between the bins. The bins at the supermarket are some of the worst imaginable smells. Im thinkin why was he jacking it there when theres like millions of better places. Whats the freakin story here.
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I could see a head with a hat on it over the top of the dumpsters as I was approaching, Im thinking "oh its just someone shooting up" but nope its a kid jerkin his dick furiously.
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Dec 28, 2016 08:26
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you live in australia hope this helps op
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Dec 28, 2016 08:34
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I get horned up over shitposts
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Dec 28, 2016 08:38
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Ranma Fan Art posted:you live in australia hope this helps op Thank's
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Dec 28, 2016 08:38
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Isaac posted:Thank's any time big guy
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Dec 28, 2016 08:39
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Thanks for the post about how you watch minors masturbate, OP.
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Dec 28, 2016 08:39
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For instance a mcdonalds bathroom stall is generally gonna be a pretty clean and private place to have a bat, and there is likely one in walking distance.
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Dec 28, 2016 08:39
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Waltzing Along posted:Thanks for the post about how you watch minors masturbate, OP. I did not consent to seeing this
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Dec 28, 2016 08:40
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Waltzing Along posted:Thanks for the post about how you watch minors masturbate, OP. he actually just caught him i was talking to him earlier he didnt want to wathc it was an accident
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Dec 28, 2016 08:40
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isaac i like you but you have to quit telling us these horror stories about, well, basically everything in your life. especially seeing someone jacking it between trash bins. just craft some fake stories. we're all worried you'll go blind from moonshine or maybe some insane person stabs you in the chest with a girder spike because of drugs. i just worry too much sometimes.
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Dec 28, 2016 08:47
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Tom Gorman posted:isaac i like you but you have to quit telling us these horror stories about, well, basically everything in your life. especially seeing someone jacking it between trash bins. If you treat people with dignity no matter who they are they will reciprocate by not killing you.
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Dec 28, 2016 08:50
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Isaac posted:I did not consent to seeing this But you consented to telling everyone that you watched a minor jerking off?
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Dec 28, 2016 08:52
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Waltzing Along posted:But you consented to telling everyone that you watched a minor jerking off? I thought as far as weird things to happen in your day this one was pretty anecdote worthy
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Dec 28, 2016 08:54
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Imagine dumpsters full of rotting vegetable matter, cooked chicken grease and seafood.
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Dec 28, 2016 08:54
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Isaac posted:I was throwing some stuff in the dumpster today at work and there was a teenage boy masturbating between the bins. so you work from home?
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Dec 28, 2016 08:59
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extra stout posted:so you work from home? 
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Dec 28, 2016 09:00
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God drat
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Dec 28, 2016 09:01
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extra stout posted:so you work from home? hokly fukc
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Dec 28, 2016 09:01
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 Does that answer your question?
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Dec 28, 2016 09:19
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Bismuth posted:
I know theres people who like farts but are there people who just generally like bad smells. Like rotting produce and so forth.
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Dec 28, 2016 10:03
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the weird thing about fart fgetishes is that farts are funny as gently caress imagine popping a boner when someone rips a huge one and having to awkwardly chuckle along w everyone else
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Dec 28, 2016 10:11
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What I want to know is are there people who pop a boner at the landfill
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Dec 28, 2016 10:14
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Ive butchered kangaroos that hunters have just left out in the field that might be a day old and starting to bloat. The supermarket bins are probably half as bad as a actual rotting intestine. So why would you jack off there.
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Dec 28, 2016 10:16
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Isaac posted:What I want to know is are there people who pop a boner at the landfill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M7gby5yqTQ
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Dec 28, 2016 10:16
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Yeah op, your dad has it lmap
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Dec 28, 2016 10:17
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Stop owning me brutally
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Dec 28, 2016 10:19
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yeah i was mopping up the back corner of the store where the people who cant afford to buy the magazines like to jerk off and its disgusting there and im like why would you jerk off there
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Dec 28, 2016 10:20
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He was jerking it to open but went between the dumpsters to cover up op's smell.
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Dec 28, 2016 10:21
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was he really going at it or did he seemed resigned? maybe the mcdonalds bathrooms were already full of people jackin it? hes gotta do it somewhere ya know
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Dec 28, 2016 10:21
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:was he really going at it or did he seemed resigned? I turned and looked expecting someone doing heroin. It was was maybe a 15 year old kid going hard. His pants were up and I didnt see his dick. I was wondering if I'd just caught him shaking after a piss but I didnt hear any piss sounds as I was walking up. It definitely looked like a wank. I stopped looking after a second and went down to the last dumpster so things werent awkward.
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Dec 28, 2016 10:25
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Isaac posted:I know theres people who like farts but are there people who just generally like bad smells. Like rotting produce and so forth. Oh sorry, I did a little more research for you      
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Dec 28, 2016 10:26
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Bismuth posted:Oh sorry, I did a little more research for you Oh my lord. Thanks. There we go folks.
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Dec 28, 2016 10:28
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Isaac posted:I turned and looked expecting someone doing heroin. It was was maybe a 15 year old kid going hard. His pants were up and I didnt see his dick. I was wondering if I'd just caught him shaking after a piss but I didnt hear any piss sounds as I was walking up. It definitely looked like a wank. I stopped looking after a second and went down to the last dumpster so things werent awkward. er behind a dumpster seems like a pretty reasonable place to piss ianapa but i think you embellishing this story as an excuse to discuss people getting horny over dumpster smells might be projection
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Dec 28, 2016 10:29
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Bismuth posted:Oh sorry, I did a little more research for you thanks internet
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Dec 28, 2016 10:30
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:er behind a dumpster seems like a pretty reasonable place to piss If you dont know my posting backstory ive seen alot of hosed up poo poo. This one was like especially offputting
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Dec 28, 2016 10:30
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im geosaliromanic
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Dec 28, 2016 10:31
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Isaac posted:Oh my lord. Thanks. There we go folks. I'm glad I could help settle the issue, call me if you have any other questions or concerns
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Dec 28, 2016 10:34
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Bismuth posted:I'm glad I could help settle the issue, call me if you have any other questions or concerns YEah no-ones got to the bottom of the question in my pissing underwater thread
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Isaac posted:YEah no-ones got to the bottom of the question in my pissing underwater thread Oh, sorry I haven't seen that thread, maybe I could help
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