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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Bismuth posted:

Oh, sorry I haven't seen that thread, maybe I could help

Its this thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3802923

I need the answer

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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

The answer is yes

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Isaac posted:

posting backstory

mines that ive making my posts behind the dumpsters at your work

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

There isn't necessarily a fetish for everything, but there is a fetish for everything that you can think of that you would be grossed out to discover someone has a fetish for.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:

mines that ive making my posts behind the dumpsters at your work

:greencube:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Moon Atari posted:

There isn't necessarily a fetish for everything, but there is a fetish for everything that you can think of that you would be grossed out to discover someone has a fetish for.

I am pretty cooked and I glazed over this a few times but now but now i understand. Is it a product of nature or nurture that people would be aroused by things considered taboo like the smells at the supermarket grease trap.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I was going to say that grease traps are a modern luxury but probably every society on earth has a version of the grease trap

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I'm the jacksturbating guy glaring angrily from the dumpster with a fish skeleton on my head and a banana peel on my boner

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
ive heard that fetishes are formed in infancy said a lot but ive never seen anything to back it up and it sounds pretty made up to me

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Isaac posted:

I was throwing some stuff in the dumpster today at work and there was a teenage boy masturbating between the bins. The bins at the supermarket are some of the worst imaginable smells. Im thinkin why was he jacking it there when theres like millions of better places. Whats the freakin story here.

turn your dumpster on

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:

ive heard that fetishes are formed in infancy said a lot but ive never seen anything to back it up and it sounds pretty made up to me

Kids who grew up round rotting fat sounds like a horror story

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

RideTheSpiral posted:

turn your dumpster on

:anime: i guess

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Isaac posted:

Kids who grew up round rotting fat sounds like a horror story

So like, if this was your mom?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Bismuth posted:

So like, if this was your mom?



Thats gross

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Isaac posted:

Thats gross

Isaac posted:

Kids who grew up round rotting fat sounds like a horror story

Yes?!?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
https://youtu.be/zD2SBh7Kqgs

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
You know what I like?

Cake farts :discourse:

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
like lets say totally hypothetically that someones fetish was women with big ol titties and a big ol dick? how would that possibly be acquired in early childhood?

i guess unless your gonna try throwing around some goofy jungian poo poo about it representing the longing for parental unity in children of divorce or something

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im not gonna click any links

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:

like lets say totally hypothetically that someones fetish was women with big ol titties and a big ol dick? how would that possibly be acquired in early childhood?

i guess unless your gonna try throwing around some goofy jungian poo poo about it representing the longing for parental unity in children of divorce or something

maybe you got bummed by a big dick or titties i dont want to speculate

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:

like lets say totally hypothetically that someones fetish was women with big ol titties and a big ol dick? how would that possibly be acquired in early childhood?

i guess unless your gonna try throwing around some goofy jungian poo poo about it representing the longing for parental unity in children of divorce or something

Your dad was a drag queen

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:

like lets say totally hypothetically that someones fetish was women with big ol titties and a big ol dick? how would that possibly be acquired in early childhood?

i guess unless your gonna try throwing around some goofy jungian poo poo about it representing the longing for parental unity in children of divorce or something

I dont know the answer but its probably either really simple or very complicated, or somewhere between the two

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

Im not gonna click any links

The link i posted is 100% clean but it's NMS following Velcro neck

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Sponge Baathist posted:

The link i posted is 100% clean but it's NMS following Velcro neck

Heres a nearly completely unrelated story:


I was afternoon drunk as I do and a completely unknown goon sent me a PM with only a link. I clicked it then my sister came to my window and talked to me for way too long. I look back and the screen and its a forum for un-erect dick pics.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
so are you gonna post the link or....

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:

so are you gonna post the link or....

Nah man its in no-ones interest that I post the link

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Isaac posted:

Nah man its in no-ones interest that I post the link

Limp dicks are my fetish

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I am not going to post work unsafe crap

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
It's cool I'm not at work and even if I was it would be weird to not look at porn at work

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Sponge Baathist posted:

It's cool I'm not at work and even if I was it would be weird to not look at porn at work

Just imagine like a page of mirror pictures where the flash obscures the face but theres some dudes flaccid dick

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
So was she outside or does your house have one of those weird windows that just window to another part of the house? Could she see you browsing flash face dick picks? If you are going to ask me to imaginate things I'm gonna need a bigger picture.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Sponge Baathist posted:

So was she outside or does your house have one of those weird windows that just window to another part of the house? Could she see you browsing flash face dick picks? If you are going to ask me to imaginate things I'm gonna need a bigger picture.

I Dont know what you';re talking about at no point in this thread were we discussing women

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Tell the truth OP, that "boy" masturbating by the dumpsters was you after you shoved a bagful of wilted carrots up your rear end one by one, wasn't it?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im ashamed to say it but we're talking about a teen jackin off between the dumpsters

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

BigBadSteve posted:

Tell the truth OP, that "boy" masturbating by the dumpsters was you after you shoved a bagful of wilted carrots up your rear end one by one, wasn't it?

Nah it was a young man having a serious wank in between two bins that smelled so bad it probably somehow hosed up cars driving near it

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
its kind of "hold your rbeath" territory. Thats how I figured the only person whod put themselves in the bin area without getting paud would be your ordinary smackhead.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

my sister came to my window and talked to me for way too long. I look back and the screen and its a forum for un-erect dick pics.

Isaac posted:

I Dont know what you';re talking about at no point in this thread were we discussing women

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Just answer the question

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
I can't find the post but there was a poorly written story (so it's probably true) floating around somewhere about a woman who's boyfriend's dick smelled really bad. She found out that he was buttfucking the dog and got pissed but now every time she smells dog poo poo she gets wet.

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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

poopnanners posted:

I can't find the post but there was a poorly written story (so it's probably true) floating around somewhere about a woman who's boyfriend's dick smelled really bad. She found out that he was buttfucking the dog and got pissed but now every time she smells dog poo poo she gets wet.

Golly

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