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Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
So far I have

1. Eat at IHOP
2. Get put on a TSA or Homeland Security list
3. ??????
4. Not post on forums.somethingawful.com
5. blast some Notorious B.I.G. jesus, please get off the notorious, penis

i'll be going all over the place from east to west

what else should I do

Teikanmi fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Dec 31, 2016

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
enjoy your freedom bitch

Turtle Blogger
Mar 16, 2006

My Angel

Avoid NYC, it's a hellhole

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Get the gently caress out of my country you dirty foreigner.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



eat some hot dogs from QuikTrip

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Go get a sub from Sheetz

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Keep your head low, always move from cover to cover, and if you see something, say something

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Have some party pies

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
suicide by cop

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


what every other wussy socialist foreigner does when they cross our golden shores: get your shooting range on

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Enjoy it while you can. January 20 we won't be letting no one in our country

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Dec 31, 2016

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Go to a Super Walmart. My friend had a lady friend visit from Switzerland and she was upset she didn't get a chance to experience a Super Walmart.

Beer Hall Putz
Sep 10, 2005

Unpleasent snacking
Point out how superior your welfare state is and watch them get defensive. xD

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I'd like to suggest something you could do to yourself op, but I'm nice now

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Become an Active Shooter

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
9/11

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Go get a sub hoagie from Sheetz Wawa

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
Catch that regional Pokémon.

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!
I'm about to leave the US. I'll be sure to wave as I pass by you.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



suck my dick

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


just get so loving fat

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


symbolic posted:

Go get a sub hoagie Cuban from Sheetz Wawa Publix

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i doubt there's anything to do there, OP

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Overstay your visa, steal someone's job, do some raping, you know, the usual foreigner stuff

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Eat at mcdonalds

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

avoid getting hurt or sick

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Ranma Fan Art posted:

just get so loving fat

i'm a goon

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Shoot some fully automatic weapons , goto bucees, smoke some dank legal weed, and have sex with a legal prostitute.

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
america owns enjoy

BIG NORTH
Jul 7, 2007

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DEAN
turn around its not too late

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Get an escort off back page and get robbed by them op

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
have male anal sex

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Shoot some fully automatic weapons , goto bucees, smoke some dank legal weed, and have sex with a legal prostitute.

bucees isn't worth it. just poo poo your pants and whinge about liberals instead. same experience

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


What state? Come to colorado and get high (5280ft)

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
depends where you're going in america, jesus christ. be specific. the chain restaurants and super walmarts in arizona are totally different from the chain restaurants and super walmarts in maine

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
eat a dang ol corn on the cob and hoot n holler yeehaw

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Enfield posted:

eat a dang ol corn on the cob and hoot n holler yeehaw

Reckon. :clint:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Over yonder

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

I'll reckon where I want, reckon. :clint:

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