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FactsAreUseless

A Jewish boy band called "Goyz II Mensch." That is all.

# ? Dec 31, 2016 17:49

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:50

alnilam

Toynbeeidea: in Kubrick's 2001, resurrect dead on planet Jupiter

# ? Dec 31, 2016 17:56

vanisher

Idea: Develop a fixed rate annuity product that seniors can trust, finally

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# ? Dec 31, 2016 18:25

Historical Wizards

A band called Sasquatch and the Grassmen, and at their live shows they use a whole bunch of fog machines so you never get a good look at them.

Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

# ? Dec 31, 2016 19:03

Historical Wizards

Also their music videos are shaky and out of focus.

# ? Dec 31, 2016 19:06

MrWillsauce

could work

# ? Dec 31, 2016 20:15

vanisher

MrWillsauce brand barbecue seasonings and marinades

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# ? Dec 31, 2016 20:25

Manifisto

vanisher posted:

MrWillsauce brand barbecue seasonings and marinades

mrs wontsauce brand dry rubs and hand lotion

# ? Dec 31, 2016 21:43

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Manifisto posted:

mrs wontsauce brand dry rubs and hand lotion

# ? Dec 31, 2016 22:42

Silly Ray Cyrus: Forget it

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: small bags of personal gravy.

# ? Dec 31, 2016 22:52

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

get this: FOG COMPUTING

# ? Jan 1, 2017 00:47

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

WHAT IF: wifi connected cheese slicer

# ? Jan 1, 2017 02:28

RazzleDazzleHour

This is exactly what the enemies of freedom are waiting for. When everyday appliances have wifi access, every home in America could be completely crippled by a cyber attack.

Picture this: one day you're sitting at home. It's twelve-thirty, you're just getting out of bed. You put on some soft afternoon lounge jazz to make yourself an enjoyable brunch. You get out two eggs for an omelette, along with an assortment of peppers, onion, and some of those fancy grinders for the pepper and ground salt. You set the timer on your iPhone for the cheese grater, and set two small chunks of cheddar nearby. The stove's on, the eggs are cooking. As you get the cutting board out, you check your phone again. The cheese grater isn't responding. You try again. Nothing. You ping the cheese grater again and again. No response. The eggs are burning. You collapse. It's happened. They've won.

# ? Jan 1, 2017 02:49

Manifisto

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

This is exactly what the enemies of freedom are waiting for. When everyday appliances have wifi access, every home in America could be completely crippled by a cyber attack.

Picture this: one day you're sitting at home. It's twelve-thirty, you're just getting out of bed. You put on some soft afternoon lounge jazz to make yourself an enjoyable brunch. You get out two eggs for an omelette, along with an assortment of peppers, onion, and some of those fancy grinders for the pepper and ground salt. You set the timer on your iPhone for the cheese grater, and set two small chunks of cheddar nearby. The stove's on, the eggs are cooking. As you get the cutting board out, you check your phone again. The cheese grater isn't responding. You try again. Nothing. You ping the cheese grater again and again. No response. The eggs are burning. You collapse. It's happened. They've won.

if you're not internet-savvy enough to install antivirus on your cheese slicer I don't know what to tell you

# ? Jan 1, 2017 03:23

crusty: Crustacean

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

This is exactly what the enemies of freedom are waiting for. When everyday appliances have wifi access, every home in America could be completely crippled by a cyber attack.

Picture this: one day you're sitting at home. It's twelve-thirty, you're just getting out of bed. You put on some soft afternoon lounge jazz to make yourself an enjoyable brunch. You get out two eggs for an omelette, along with an assortment of peppers, onion, and some of those fancy grinders for the pepper and ground salt. You set the timer on your iPhone for the cheese grater, and set two small chunks of cheddar nearby. The stove's on, the eggs are cooking. As you get the cutting board out, you check your phone again. The cheese grater isn't responding. You try again. Nothing. You ping the cheese grater again and again. No response. The eggs are burning. You collapse. It's happened. They've won.

# ? Jan 1, 2017 05:45

Farecoal: There he go

idea: cat rental

# ? Jan 1, 2017 17:57

wigglin

what if you hooked up your lawnmower to a PlayStation controller and also a VR headset? You could be the Lawnmower Man

# ? Jan 1, 2017 19:05

FluffieDuckie

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

This is exactly what the enemies of freedom are waiting for. When everyday appliances have wifi access, every home in America could be completely crippled by a cyber attack.

Picture this: one day you're sitting at home. It's twelve-thirty, you're just getting out of bed. You put on some soft afternoon lounge jazz to make yourself an enjoyable brunch. You get out two eggs for an omelette, along with an assortment of peppers, onion, and some of those fancy grinders for the pepper and ground salt. You set the timer on your iPhone for the cheese grater, and set two small chunks of cheddar nearby. The stove's on, the eggs are cooking. As you get the cutting board out, you check your phone again. The cheese grater isn't responding. You try again. Nothing. You ping the cheese grater again and again. No response. The eggs are burning. You collapse. It's happened. They've won.

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jan 1, 2017 19:08

wigglin

an alarm clock that pepper sprays you a little bit

# ? Jan 1, 2017 19:11

Plebian Parasite

a glass of water that also gives you immortality.

# ? Jan 1, 2017 19:20

social vegan

saying diddums instead of swearing

# ? Jan 1, 2017 19:20

Mariana Horchata

FactsAreUseless posted:

A Jewish boy band called "Goyz II Mensch." That is all.

niiice av + post combo sync up FAU!

# ? Jan 1, 2017 19:36

wigglin

megablocks (TM) but made out of cheeses

# ? Jan 1, 2017 19:37

social vegan

a mop w a guitar or a keyboard as the handle

# ? Jan 1, 2017 19:39

Manifisto

amazon subprime

everything's really cheap for a few months, but then there's a huge balloon payment . . .

UNLESS you can "flip" your item in the meantime, in which case you keep the profits!

# ? Jan 1, 2017 20:19

Manifisto

a cell phone that only records video in landscape mode, no matter how you hold it or tweak the settings

# ? Jan 1, 2017 20:31

Rushi: by Smythe

self warming cookies

# ? Jan 1, 2017 21:13

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Manifisto posted:

amazon subprime

everything's really cheap for a few months, but then there's a huge balloon payment . . .

UNLESS you can "flip" your item in the meantime, in which case you keep the profits!

that's just a credit card bub

# ? Jan 1, 2017 21:34

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Rushi posted:

self warming cookies

with self-pouring mug of tea and self petting pup

# ? Jan 1, 2017 21:35

Manifisto

ladybeard mcflurry posted:

that's just a credit card bub

how'm I gonna sell this idea to amazon for a zillion dollars if you keep spilling the beans?

# ? Jan 1, 2017 21:39

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Manifisto posted:

how'm I gonna sell this idea to amazon for a zillion dollars if you keep spilling the beans?

i'm just trying to PICK UP THE BEANS ok you need to stop ordering so many loving beans from amazon oh my god im drowning in beans here

# ? Jan 1, 2017 21:45

Manifisto

they're the basis of my new currency, bitbeans

(there's another idea for you all btw, pls don't steal)

# ? Jan 1, 2017 21:46

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Manifisto posted:

they're the basis of my new currency, bitbeans

(there's another idea for you all btw, pls don't steal)

excuse me beancoin is the wave of the future pls don't hack my databeans

# ? Jan 1, 2017 21:47

Manifisto

ladybeard mcflurry posted:

excuse me beancoin is the wave of the future pls don't hack my databeans

okay fine good luck with your fiat legume currency

bitbeans are backed by real physical beans, it's the garbanzo standard, endorsed by ron paul himself

# ? Jan 1, 2017 21:54

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Manifisto posted:

okay fine good luck with your fiat legume currency

bitbeans are backed by real physical beans, it's the garbanzo standard, endorsed by ron paul himself

um excuse me my beancoins are actually garbanzo beans, not BACKED by physical beans. it's just a sack of beans and you can pay people with them. it's like uber for bartering. uh. no wait, it's like google but for beans.

# ? Jan 2, 2017 00:16

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

ladybeard mcflurry posted:

it's like uber for bartering.

Beantering.

# ? Jan 2, 2017 01:02

Grandmother of Five: I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

hmm. ideas. not sure. my friend has a lot of ideas. he's what you'd call an "idea man". myself, i'm cursed with the simple aptitude and willingness for hard work, a desire for following things through, and a lot of capital.

# ? Jan 2, 2017 03:26

social vegan

a purse for my magic the gathering cards that allows me to display each card but also prevents them from folding

# ? Jan 2, 2017 03:49

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

an airplane that flies...underground!

# ? Jan 2, 2017 04:03

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death sext

an f5 button that procedurally generates posts with each press, so you never have to wait for content again

# ? Jan 2, 2017 04:04

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