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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May


New year, new thread, new commander in chief, same sailors, and gently caress you if you're still in.

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Schlabbalabba
May 10, 2004

I'm a semen, I mean Seaman, I haven't been a semen for 20 years.

gently caress all you motherfuckers.... All I wanted to say. 2017 is going to blow as I will be underway for 8 months of it... at a minimum.

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002



Toilet Rascal

I have been out for almost three years and I still have dumb dreams about being out to sea that usually involve filling out paperwork.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016



Thread title didn't deliver. Please deliver in a post to follow mine.

Schlabbalabba
May 10, 2004

I'm a semen, I mean Seaman, I haven't been a semen for 20 years.

TBeats posted:

Thread title didn't deliver. Please deliver in a post to follow mine.

NAVY 2017: Find your fucks at FOD walkdown

NAVY 2017: It still won't get better after ORSE

NAVY 2017: Yes, aircraft carriers have Starbucks...

NAVY 2017: Now with rates, still without morale.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Yeah someone needs to answer the tobacco question.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May


I'm hoping Sir Lucius will link to the reddit thread.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003

UH OH GEORGE, LOOKS LIKE I'M A BIG DUMBASS!!!

ASK ME ABOUT COMING IN DEAD LAST IN THE GIP 2016 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE!!!

I LITERALLY CAME IN BEHIND SOMEBODY THAT DIDN'T UPDATE THEIR ROSTER ONCE!!!!

YOOOOOGE!!!!


Schlabbalabba posted:

NAVY 2017: Find your fucks at FOD walkdown

NAVY 2017: It still won't get better after ORSE

NAVY 2017: Yes, aircraft carriers have Starbucks...

NAVY 2017: Now with rates, still without morale.

Navy 2017: It'll get better after The Yards INSURV ORSE Deployment .....gently caress.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMPIN' ON INTO THE POWER LINES

Exciting Lemon

Schlabbalabba posted:

gently caress all you motherfuckers.... All I wanted to say. 2017 is going to blow as I will be underway for 8 months of it... at a minimum.

Good news! First responder to the imminent crisis's of 2017 is an illustrious position.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011



SquirrelyPSU posted:

Navy 2017: It'll get better after The Yards INSURV ORSE Deployment .....gently caress.

It gets better when you get out. Don't believe anything else.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


Where is the info about chewing tobacco and putting it in my rear end, what a jip

Cerekk
Sep 24, 2004

Oh my god, JC!

I hope you put an e-cigarette up your rear end and the lithium battery catches fire while it's up there.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich


Posting in the New Year that the Reserves are still worse than the AD Navy.

Sir Lucius
Aug 3, 2003


this kid: https://www.reddit.com/r/navy/comme...age_alcoholism/

posted asking for dapa advice. people dug through his history and found this post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/DippingTob...utting_a_pinch/

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002



Toilet Rascal

Sir Lucius posted:

this kid: https://www.reddit.com/r/navy/comme...age_alcoholism/

posted asking for dapa advice. people dug through his history and found this post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/DippingTob...utting_a_pinch/

TIL there's such thing as a Tennessee Muzzleloader

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016



MancXVI posted:

TIL there's such thing as a Tennessee Muzzleloader

TIL the term "stink wrinkles"

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



The gently caress is with navy flips and freemasons

Like I guess the Mafia can get worse

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

The gently caress is with navy flips and freemasons

Like I guess the Mafia can get worse

Nothing wrong with Freemasons.... >.>

Jimmy4400nav
Apr 1, 2011

Ambassador to Moonlandia


Got less than a week now until I head to OCS. All I want for the new year is to not be the annoying new ensign.

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002



Toilet Rascal

Jimmy4400nav posted:

Got less than a week now until I head to OCS. All I want for the new year is to not be the annoying new ensign.

FRESH MEAT

Red Crown
Oct 20, 2008

Pretend my finger's a knife.

Jimmy4400nav posted:

Got less than a week now until I head to OCS. All I want for the new year is to not be the annoying new ensign.



Gonna PM you with some more specific OCS tips.

Null Integer
Mar 1, 2006

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.


Jimmy4400nav posted:

Got less than a week now until I head to OCS. All I want for the new year is to not be the annoying new ensign.

Treat everyone like a normal human person who has issues/problems/a life outside of work and you won't be an annoying fuckstick.

DustyNuts
Jun 1, 2000

I'm out of my mind
Immortal Corrupter
Malignance defined
Chew the womb,
seal the tomb,
leave the dead behind
Immortal Corrupter
Dagger of the mind


Null Integer posted:

Treat everyone like a normal human person who has issues/problems/a life outside of work and you won't be an annoying fuckstick.

Yes, it's this. Don't let them blow your head up, be normal.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


If you have a chance to pitch in and do grunt work (within reason) loving do it. That goes incredibly far in the eyes of the junior guys

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

maffew buildings posted:

If you have a chance to pitch in and do grunt work (within reason) loving do it. That goes incredibly far in the eyes of the junior guys




this is ensign fuckstick and im the man in charge!

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


Way to miss the point

Null Integer
Mar 1, 2006

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.


maffew buildings posted:

If you have a chance to pitch in and do grunt work (within reason) loving do it. That goes incredibly far in the eyes of the junior guys

One of my old captains on USS LASTBOAT grabbed a pair of work gloves and loaded stores with ships crew in the hard rain for the entire duration, he stayed late that night to finish all of his normal O-5 work that got pushed to the side because of it. He knew it was important to the crew that he helped out since he had to call them in on a weekend just to load food. He may have overstepped, but gained a poo poo ton of respect from it.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005



Is there anything more iron-clad than the enlisted man's respect for his officers once earned?

DustyNuts
Jun 1, 2000

I'm out of my mind
Immortal Corrupter
Malignance defined
Chew the womb,
seal the tomb,
leave the dead behind
Immortal Corrupter
Dagger of the mind


I'm sick with fever and poo poo on the end of holiday standown. I feel like a shitbag for not coming in after 4 days off (and 2 weeks of half-days before that) so I guess I'm gonna take some motrins and suck it up.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


Woah, hold on there shipmate

Did you change your socks and hydrate?

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003

UH OH GEORGE, LOOKS LIKE I'M A BIG DUMBASS!!!

ASK ME ABOUT COMING IN DEAD LAST IN THE GIP 2016 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE!!!

I LITERALLY CAME IN BEHIND SOMEBODY THAT DIDN'T UPDATE THEIR ROSTER ONCE!!!!

YOOOOOGE!!!!


Null Integer posted:

One of my old captains on USS LASTBOAT grabbed a pair of work gloves and loaded stores with ships crew in the hard rain for the entire duration, he stayed late that night to finish all of his normal O-5 work that got pushed to the side because of it. He knew it was important to the crew that he helped out since he had to call them in on a weekend just to load food. He may have overstepped, but gained a poo poo ton of respect from it.

Idk, if you call people in on the weekend because its important, you better be in line. Good for him.

DustyNuts
Jun 1, 2000

I'm out of my mind
Immortal Corrupter
Malignance defined
Chew the womb,
seal the tomb,
leave the dead behind
Immortal Corrupter
Dagger of the mind


maffew buildings posted:

Woah, hold on there shipmate

Did you change your socks and hydrate?

Turns out I have the flu! I called in sick.

Black Balloon
Dec 28, 2008

The literal grumpiest




2017 gonna be my last year, terminal starting early november, gently caress me for still being in, FTN

Null Integer
Mar 1, 2006

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.


Black Balloon posted:

2017 gonna be my last year, terminal starting early november, gently caress me for still being in, FTN

There is still time to marry someone, knock her up, and then reenlist before November ya know...

Schlabbalabba
May 10, 2004

I'm a semen, I mean Seaman, I haven't been a semen for 20 years.

Null Integer posted:

There is still time to marry someone, knock her up, and then reenlist before November ya know...

Probably the most hilarious frequent occurrence.

"gently caress this BS, I got 411 days left til terminal...."

and then they knock up a hoe at the casino...

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMPIN' ON INTO THE POWER LINES

Exciting Lemon

Schlabbalabba posted:

and then they knock up a hoe at the casino...

That is a huge step up from the barracks.

bobthenameless
Jun 20, 2005



my IRR bit of enlistment ended in november; feels good.


MancXVI posted:

I have been out for almost three years and I still have dumb dreams about being out to sea that usually involve filling out paperwork.

just a bit over three years here and i havent had any dreams i remember but sometimes i like to sperg-remember about the namp and random aimd/im-3 bullshit for no reason whatsoever

one time on cruise i did have a dream where it was just a normal workday. a normal day at sea, a normal dream day at sea, and then wake up to another day of work ughhh i was so pissed that day at passdown

Jimmy4400nav
Apr 1, 2011

Ambassador to Moonlandia


Got my bags backed and my ticket ready, I officially leave for Newport tomorrow! Thank you everyone for your advice and help I've really appreciated it.

All goes well in 12 weeks I'll be a fresh O-1!

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


Fag

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Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless


Jimmy4400nav posted:

Got my bags backed and my ticket ready, I officially leave for Newport tomorrow! Thank you everyone for your advice and help I've really appreciated it.

All goes well in 12 weeks I'll be a fresh O-1!



Looking forward to hearing how much wake-up wednesday sucked.

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