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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'm not asking what your resolutions are because gently caress that you'll give up by Monday. What are your actual life plans for 2017? Want to get a hotter girlfriend? Want to get a new job? Want to finally move out of your poo poo hole city Des Moines? Or maybe get into a bigger condo on a higher floor somewhere in Texas?

The possibilities are endless! Go out there and get your plans!

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Same I guess, why change what is barely working? :shrug:

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
try to take back over my domicile

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


finally learn to understand the garbled loving mess that is spoken French

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


idk I guess I'll try and find a better job and maybe apply to college

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Thinking about getting a new computering chair and giving my fart smelling one either to my girlfriend or to the side of the road idk

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


My mom is moving closer she she can watch the baby and let me get back to work. So I plan to use that time to screw around on the forums and watch every episode of Gunsmoke.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Penises, and a lot of em.

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

gonna do my best to smoke more weed and slam some whales.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i didnt make any resolution or plans because im a free spirit who goes where the wind takes me

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

thathonkey posted:

i didnt make any resolution or plans because im a free spirit who goes where the wind takes me

I'm getting my three sheets up right now

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
gonna win my loving money back in 2017

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Kuato posted:

gonna win my loving money back in 2017

I believe in you

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I'm going to discover what's at the center of The Maze

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I am going to gleam the poo poo out of every cube I see

I can tell you that

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Improve my pussy grabbin' technique. Gotta work on the follow through.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
try to ignore the infinite void and the crushing reality that nothing matters and that we will all be forgotten like footsteps in the sand

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

I'm going to put out a new record, tour with my friends, finish that stupid novel and see more movies.

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Stop drinking on a nightly basis.

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
campaign to impregnate one celebrity for each that died in 2016

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
que sera sera

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
prolly drink more though I'm not sure if that's possible

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

White genocide

KawaiiAtomicBombs
Apr 15, 2016

~Ka-Boom~

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Ranma Fan Art posted:

idk I guess I'll try and find a better job and maybe apply to college

if this is a serious post, you should do this

I worked crappy minimum wage jobs years ago, thought I would always be resigned to it, then went to college and now my life is much better

you can do it too!!!!

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
it's not as hard as you think it's going to be

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Invisible Handjob posted:

if this is a serious post, you should do this

I worked crappy minimum wage jobs years ago, thought I would always be resigned to it, then went to college and now my life is much better

you can do it too!!!!

oh yeah I'm serious I want to go to culinary school thanks for your support man

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Ranma Fan Art posted:

oh yeah I'm serious I want to go to culinary school thanks for your support man

do it. you can do it. you only live once, do it!!!!!!

this is my new years support. i'm totally serious. i was in a total rut and thought I'd never be able to do something like that, but I did, and it was awesome. you can do it man!

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Keep cleaning up people's computer messes and earn more money doing it. If my cats are still alive, i won't start drinking.

Pastry Mistakes
Apr 6, 2009

I'm going to learn how to fly a plane so I can drive it straight into whatever shithole ivory tower you live in OP.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
I want to keep working hard and developing new skills. Got a performance review / raise negotiation in a couple months :)

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
I don't have a lovely job anymore, so it would be nice to find a girl who would dance with me on endless spring meadows and swim in crystal clear mountain lakes naked. Then a warm wooden cottage, fireplace and cups of hot maté spiked with absinthe.

No not believing.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Gonna see if I can get a decent raise.

Gonna see if I can go to Japan for vacation.

Gonna see if I can get into the stock-market without bankrupting myself.

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Archer666 posted:

Gonna see if I can get into the stock-market without bankrupting myself.

Invest in an index fund. If you invest in a specific stock or stocks, you may win big, or you may lose it all.

Here's a hint: professional investment bankers invest in stuff and if they get an extra 40% on their investment in addition to what their projections said they would, they get the gently caress out of that stock. Why? Because that's way beyond their projected path and it could just as easily go back down 40%.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I'm buying a flat op

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I'm not asking what your resolutions are because gently caress that you'll give up by Monday. What are your actual life plans for 2017? Want to get a hotter girlfriend? Want to get a new job? Want to finally move out of your poo poo hole city Des Moines? Or maybe get into a bigger condo on a higher floor somewhere in Texas?

The possibilities are endless! Go out there and get your plans!

Learn how 2 produce music,get a raise

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
I'm starting off with a white month, no drinking. Beeebn binging too hard and that chronic poo poo feeling is getting old

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

also this, but imagine it drawn up as a plan by Wile E. Coyote

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Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 30 minutes!
Keep being gay and try to survive führer Trump's queer-killing death squads that he's going to be sending out all across the world including US itself.

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