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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What are your plans for 2017?
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Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Commie NedFlanders posted:

White genocide

Also getting accepted into a physical therapy school!

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 I dunno, probably gonna keep working my dead end retail job and jerk off a bunch.

So no change, really.

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Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
 Planning to have sex next week, will take it from there thanks

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm going to invent pants that are also a tent. :smuggo:

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I'm going to invent pants that are also a tent. :smuggo:

i already did that. in fact my pants are a tent right NOW :wth:

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

 my plans for 2017 are to eat a lot of pussy and i make no apologies about it, its gonna be my best year for pussy eating yet

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Cryptix
Dec 9, 2016

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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Want to get a hotter girlfriend?

I just dipped my hand in kerosene, anyone got a lighter?

Going to start this year off right!

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

 We already have a burned guy

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Professor Shark posted:

We already have a burned guy
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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Yeah just huff it

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Trying to figure out what to do about my hangover.

I really have to poo poo and puke.

I'm afraid to go poo poo because I think I'll puke on myself if I do.

I'm afraid to go puke first because I think I'll poo poo all over myself.

I know I'll probably have to just get in the bath tub and let it rip but my wifes already mad at me because she had to sleep on the couch because I reek of alcohol and taco bell.

I think once I get that out of the way we can talk about what comes next in 2017 buddy.

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Dave_Indeed posted:

Trying to figure out what to do about my hangover.

I really have to poo poo and puke.

I'm afraid to go poo poo because I think I'll puke on myself if I do.

I'm afraid to go puke first because I think I'll poo poo all over myself.

I know I'll probably have to just get in the bath tub and let it rip but my wifes already mad at me because she had to sleep on the couch because I reek of alcohol and taco bell.

I think once I get that out of the way we can talk about what comes next in 2017 buddy.

Jesus dude, just take a bucket with you and puke into that while you're making GBS threads.

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Dave_Indeed posted:

Trying to figure out what to do about my hangover.

I really have to poo poo and puke.

I'm afraid to go poo poo because I think I'll puke on myself if I do.

I'm afraid to go puke first because I think I'll poo poo all over myself.

I know I'll probably have to just get in the bath tub and let it rip but my wifes already mad at me because she had to sleep on the couch because I reek of alcohol and taco bell.

I think once I get that out of the way we can talk about what comes next in 2017 buddy.

go to a fancy restaurant and pretend its the food that made you violently poo poo and puke yourself

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

A misanthrope posted:

i already did that. in fact my pants are a tent right NOW :wth:

My one pole design keeps the tent up all night. :mmmsmug:

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Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
still waiting, til im dead probably. who knows what happens after that!

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless



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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I dunno probably breakfast then a shower. We'll see after that. I was thinking about shaving off the beard today but I was just checking myself out in the mirror and it's looking pretty good so maybe not.

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Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Probably smoke some weed and play video games OP.

I like to set achievable goals.

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