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What changes will the new ownership bring to the UFC?
This poll is closed.
Business as usual 12 7.55%
A few changes 45 28.30%
This is kind of crazy 55 34.59%
This is batfuck insane 47 29.56%
Total: 159 votes
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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Man I hope surfer skateboarder MMA fighter and pretty boy Luke Rockhold can find another hot lady to have sex with. My thoughts and prayers are with him.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Sorry if you guys already had this but im dyin here


https://twitter.com/MojahedFudailat/status/816084800272498688?s=09

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Wait, there's a real blachpussy?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Um jon lovitz owns and the critic was better than anything but the best simpsons

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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I'm kinda sad that he's all hurt about not getting an official on air send off but in the grand scheme of things I was more sad about the gladiator from the intro being gone.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Josuke Higashikata posted:

I just don't see why you'd replace the main man Goldberg with a dude who has no notable MMA commentary experience or history with the sport

Just based on that criteria I would say continuity

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Josuke Higashikata posted:

I would consider that there likely needs to be some element of practical application and first hand experience before you can claim to be an expert.

There's probably teenagers out there who have watched the entirety of Pornhub, you wouldn't call them experts at sex just because they have a black belt in jerking off.


Like, I'd definitely say he's closest in terms of people involved in MMA who haven't fought in MMA to claim to be one, but expert is something above enthusiast or whatever


I wouldn't expect the spank expert to be an all-pro sex guy just like I wouldn't expect Goldberg/Rogan to win a fight against a pro.

However if I wanted to know what so and so's best scene is, or what this position is called, or whether x celeb has nudes I would go to one of those guys. I'm sure there's a lot of crossover, but it's two different sets of knowledge and skills. Just like fighting and commentating.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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I love Goldberg like I love lovely sitcoms that are on at the same time I eat dinner. He's always there, he's pretty goddamn bad, sometimes he's funny and I'm sure if he's replaced suddenly I would say "whoa this is weird, I don't like this" for a few events, not do anything about it, and then develop a new Stockholm Syndrome where I force myself to over-do finding things to like about him and be just as sad when this dummy gets canned too.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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grab a headset or blow me dick

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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It honestly took a long rear end time for me to realize he was calling the guy a dick and not just talking like a pirate

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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All blow me dicks matter imo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Lid posted:

All I could think watching that is "God Tito's head movement sucks"

The Titanic was hard to steer

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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I remember having a nice twitter convo with Fitch about Skyrim before his death via Bigg Rigg and also remember thinking man I hope this isn't a Pulver/World of Warcraft situation

whoops

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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I wish Frankie was a trendsetter and more people would contemplate giving up a bit of size/muscle in exchange for not starving themselves while professionally training to get beat up.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Imagine three Liddels on the edge of a cage...

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Someone carry a cross to his house immediately

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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ndas turn dnbs into snbs

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Lmao Streep owns, show me that birth cert Ruth Negga.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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*shuts off Batroc fight scene and turns towards conference table featuring Hollywood's elite*

Gentlemen, if this "Georges St. Pierre" is not stopped, it will mean the end....for all of us.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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This is the age of Trump so actually it's very good and cool

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Imagine being such a human stain that you make the US Judo association's sour grapes towards MMA and Ronda start making sense.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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quote:

We Will Settle This Once & For All Inside a The Octagon At

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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lol if you think DJT even heard the letters M, M and A over the rush of blood in his furious head over having to yet again remind people that their new godking already declared himself innocent of making fun of handicapped people.

Edit: I can't tell if she was bad or just purposefully hateable in Adaptation but that was a good movie.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Your honor we find the UFC gu-

*Mark calmly walks off through that little wodden swinging door, emotionlessly nodding positively to himself*

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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manyak posted:

He definitely hit a stride and improved a lot after the losses to Mendes and Lamas but he was never anywhere near really bad. Hes only ever lost to really good fighters

This is generally true but I always laugh at the way he swam directly into Ricardo Lamas' arm choke

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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I wandered into hearthstone threads where Keven posts earnestly and it feels just like seeing the Danzig picture where he's buying cat litter.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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I think the closest thing you're gonna get is Josh Barnett sooooooo

not so great

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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He's in the UFC videogame at least :kiddo:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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My desire to watch Chael do things and his interactions with Ahnold is intense but so is my desire to not expose myself to the TV show that doomed the USA.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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He really wants to see Mystic Mac get KO'd by a defensive boxer doesn't he

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Skip My Posts posted:

i was gonna check it out but then atom said it wasn't good

lol

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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wtf my wife just texted me this

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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DO YOU WANNA PILOT A FUCKIN FREIGHTER!?!?!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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manyak posted:

Lmao at Cruzs reaction to losing to Garbrandt http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/1/1...-raises-the-bar

That's absolutely hilarious

I feel like a drat fool for buying into his grown up act lol

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Tsyni posted:

Conor McGregor

lol

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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imo: BJ vs. Diego Sanchez 2

If that loss doesn't stop this shitshow then nothing will.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Actually don't do that because BJ would demand, and get, the rubber match and he'd get beat up again on the last fight of some prelims.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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I hope he was filming a version of the Jake Shields / GSP promo

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Glenn Quebec posted:

Lol the guy who punches the roo for real is a verified badass in my book

The roo ain't too far down the ranks either for that killer cross species mean mug and flex

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