echinopsis posted:

I ai'nt loving around here.

When people say "h t t p".. I want to sit there smugly knowing exactly what it means

When people ask me if my javascript is strong - I'll say "I'll show you strength", then kick them in the balls and then have a threesome with their girlfriend and their mother

When people ask me if my security certificate is up to date.. I won't just look at them without a clue in the world.. I'll honestly be able to say "yes" because I will be an efficient mother and girlfriend fucker who gets poo poo done ahead of schedule.