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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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The kid still shares 50% of his DNA even if it wasn't carried in a sperm cell generated from his own testes. So even with genetic testing it would be theoretically impossible to determine which twin actually fathered the child right

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i don't think so tim

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
No OP

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

what if she has twins? what's the dad vs uncle situ

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Twins don't have the exact same DNA due to small mutations, so the child won't be the husband's.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Pay the child support ya bum

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

qkkl posted:

Twins don't have the exact same DNA due to small mutations, so the child won't be the husband's.

but is it enough to for a test to reliably determine cause from what i understand about dna testing its not exactly a 1-1 comparison its kind of rudimentary as gently caress

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

qkkl posted:

Twins don't have the exact same DNA due to small mutations, so the child won't be the husband's.

this is true i have an increased healing factor but my twin has an optic blast

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k
What if the twins are married to twin ladies, and they all get really drunk one night and can't tell who's who, and then later the ladies give birth at the same time in the same hospital and the babies get mixed up?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Red Minjo posted:

What if the twins are married to twin ladies, and they all get really drunk one night and can't tell who's who, and then later the ladies give birth at the same time in the same hospital and the babies get mixed up?

you'd still be a pedophile with an anime avatar

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

If you swallow your identical twin's load it is as if you swallowed your own load.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

you'd still be a pedophile with an anime avatar

:lol:

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

you'd still be a pedophile with an anime avatar

been on this forum over 8 years doesn't even know avatars can be bought for other people smdh

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Suuuuuuuuuuure

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Red Minjo posted:

What if the twins are married to twin ladies, and they all get really drunk one night and can't tell who's who, and then later the ladies give birth at the same time in the same hospital and the babies get mixed up?

That's a soap opera plot.

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

nigga crab pollock posted:

but is it enough to for a test to reliably determine cause from what i understand about dna testing its not exactly a 1-1 comparison its kind of rudimentary as gently caress

It's as precise as you want it to be if you use more coverage/depth. It just costs more money.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Believe In Yrself Betty posted:

Pay the child support ya bum

lol

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


lol is minjo really trying to say someone else bought that av, but didnt add some kind of insulting red text?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Today some girl from Tinder told me that she thought it was crazy that hrr niece is basically her genetic daughter since she is a twin. I stopped talking to her because that is the stupidest poo poo I've ever heard.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
What if a man donates one ball to a friend who had his ripped off in an accident, and then that man sleeps with the man's wife and meets her pregnant? Pretty rude way to treat your bro after he gave you one of his nuts.

Minimum Syntaxing
Oct 29, 2008

He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!
if a dad has twins is each child only a quarter his child

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

If asexual worm has twins is it time traveling?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Grem posted:

Today some girl from Tinder told me that she thought it was crazy that hrr niece is basically her genetic daughter since she is a twin. I stopped talking to her because that is the stupidest poo poo I've ever heard.

It's true though.

Excluding incest cases, the closest you can be to any non-twin person is 50% shared DNA (parents, siblings, children). With a twin's child you share 50% of their DNA, so they are as close to you genetically as any other family member can be.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




The Management posted:

It's true though.

Excluding incest cases, the closest you can be to any non-twin person is 50% shared DNA (parents, siblings, children). With a twin's child you share 50% of their DNA, so they are as close to you genetically as any other family member can be.

Your non-twin siblings can be more or less than 50%. On average it will be 50%, but since it is random it could be a lot more or a lot less.

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Facebook Aunt posted:

Your non-twin siblings can be more or less than 50%. On average it will be 50%, but since it is random it could be a lot more or a lot less.

think like 10 seconds longer before posting

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

If twins marry twins and both couples have kids, those kids would be genetically siblings and that is loving weird

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

HoboZero posted:

If twins marry twins and both couples have kids, those kids would be genetically siblings and that is loving weird

if only hitler's germany had succeeded, then we might know the answer to this question

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

HoboZero posted:

If twins marry twins and both couples have kids, those kids would be genetically siblings and that is loving weird

i got a left nut and a right nut and they seem to be identical enough for your mouth at least

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Cool your jets mirror-image balls braggart poster

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Modest Mao posted:

think like 10 seconds longer before posting

I'm dumb as hell, so please explain how I'm wrong. Is it a law of large numbers thing?

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

luv 2 date boys posted:

i got a left nut and a right nut and they seem to be identical enough for your mouth at least

Et tu Brutus balls?

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
what if someone is a chimera of embryos with two fathers due to heteropaternal superfecundity? i mean you could have two dads and one mom 100% natural right? but the odds seem p low

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

eSports Chaebol posted:

what if someone is a chimera of embryos with two fathers due to heteropaternal superfecundity? i mean you could have two dads and one mom 100% natural right? but the odds seem p low

What if I poo poo in your mouth? It would be a chimera of super fecalundity

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
If it wasn't his jizz, then it isn't his kid.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Well if the kid has your baby dick I'll know what's what

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
This thread is really jumping back and forth from science to sick burns

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
what if that is that man's exact fetish.

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011

Lamebot posted:

what if that is that man's exact fetish.

Still not his, he has no way to prove it, but it worked out well for him so what does he care.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

What about those girls who share one body what's the situation with kids there??

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Commie NedFlanders posted:

What about those girls who share one body what's the situation with kids there??

joint custody.

idiot.

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