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Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I'm not sure if this is relevant, but this woman should have sex with this man. It was meant to be.

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
I now have a fetish scenario. Thx op

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
If I had a twin brother and we jacked each other off a bunch of times would that just be regular solo masturbation

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

you'd still be a pedophile with an anime avatar

we are getting pre-gbs 1.0 levels of gbs ovah heayhah

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

The Dennis System posted:

If it wasn't his jizz, then it isn't his kid.

what if it was his jizz but a doctor put his identical twin brother's sperm cells in it

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

criscodisco posted:

If I had a twin brother and we jacked each other off a bunch of times would that just be regular solo masturbation

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=CjoNKuXvTUk

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
The twins would likely have different genetic tags, based on their lifestyle, that will be passed onto any children. So the DNA will be different.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

staberind posted:

we are getting pre-gbs 1.0 levels of gbs ovah heayhah
great post from a forums expert!

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Nefarious 2.0 posted:

you'd still be a pedophile with an anime avatar

:boom:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if a man gets his identical twin butt pregnant is that still super hot like most mpreg?

I Am A Robot
Jul 1, 2006
that's not what determines parentage op. If it were then it would be possible for the dude to be the father if any of his ancestors impregnated his wife and the appropriate genes were passed on

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
If your wife leaves you and takes your weed stash is it harder to argue for joint custody

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
If someone is ur ideological twin then they will only care if u care.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Haha yeah guys I regularly post in the anime subforum but uh someone else totally bought me this avatar!!!

https://esarahpalinonline.com/soap/?username=red+minjo

That sweaty layton av was p dece u should get that one back boyo

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Twins do not actually have identical DNA. They have DNA that is so similar that most tests used cannot differentiate, so in practical terms they do. That is changing though.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
you all have identical DNA in your faces that you have in your dilz makes you think

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Jimmy Hats posted:

Haha yeah guys I regularly post in the anime subforum but uh someone else totally bought me this avatar!!!

https://esarahpalinonline.com/soap/?username=red+minjo

That sweaty layton av was p dece u should get that one back boyo

someone else bought my av because someone bought everyone who posted in an adtrw thread a lum av. i don't even particularly like urusei yatsura.

it doesn't matter though, because I LOVE ANIME.

Nessa
Dec 15, 2008

HoboZero posted:

If twins marry twins and both couples have kids, those kids would be genetically siblings and that is loving weird

Twins have been known to marry twins before. http://www.oddee.com/item_97898.aspx

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

someone else bought my av because someone bought everyone who posted in an adtrw thread a lum av. i don't even particularly like urusei yatsura.

it doesn't matter though, because I LOVE ANIME.

yeah the lum avs are acceptable even tho u should buy a new one you don't want to be the last guy holding a lum av

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Jimmy Hats posted:

Haha yeah guys I regularly post in the anime subforum but uh someone else totally bought me this avatar!!!

https://esarahpalinonline.com/soap/?username=red+minjo

That sweaty layton av was p dece u should get that one back boyo

Yeah the sweaty Layton was great, so why would I have bought this avatar of boring girl stroking her hair to replace it? I was stuck with this because I purposefully called her something other than her actual name to bother another poster.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Moon Atari posted:

I'm not sure if this is relevant, but this woman should have sex with this man. It was meant to be.

I actually felt bad for how stupid this one dude in India was that got born with two working dicks. I mean he lived in the worst part of town in a shack and got offered over a million USD to do a porn. Instead he chose to stay in India, have his second set of junk cut off so he could "find a good wife."

All I think of was this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qileP4bAzek. poo poo, I'd done it for half of that and I'm sure his wife will be so happy he hacked off his second set of fully operational junk.

AxeBreaker
Jan 1, 2005
Who fucking cares?

FYI if you marry a woman, you are responsible for any bastards she pops out legally, at least in the US.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Red Minjo posted:

Yeah the sweaty Layton was great, so why would I have bought this avatar of boring girl stroking her hair to replace it? I was stuck with this because I purposefully called her something other than her actual name to bother another poster.

dude, you got in an argument over minor characters from amagi brilliant park? accept your well-deserved mark of anime shame.

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

Jimmy Hats posted:

you all have identical DNA in your faces that you have in your dilz makes you think

Actually the difference can be measured.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




A hundred years ago no one had even heard of DNA, and now everyone who is anyone has it. Makes you think.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Facebook Aunt posted:

A hundred years ago no one had even heard of DNA, and now everyone who is anyone has it. Makes you think.

if you read the cosmic serpent you'll learn the the double helix was something that has been passed down through many cultures by having imagery of serpents twisting down to their tails.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
dna is an indicator of weak character and homosexual tendencies. everyone nowadays is a gay sissy, not like back in the day when no one had ever heard of dna, literally everything was perfect and gays with their lean, taut young bodies didn't exist.

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signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

emoji posted:

Actually the difference can be measured.

calipers needed in your case hahahaha

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