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the other day this guy I know horrible burned his hand and it got really infected but he didn't go to the doctor because that poo poo costs hundreds of dollars. He took a poo poo load of antibiotics and poured alcohol and peroxide on it every day. it seemed to work out I guess. the hand was all kinds of alarming colors when I saw it. I love this country so much
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When I worked at Taco Bell when I was 19 something fell in the fryer and the manager reached his hand in to get it out, still don't know what the gently caress he was thinking, it wasn't like full on boiling or anything but still hot enough to burn the gently caress out of his hand |
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Jan 9, 2017 06:11
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maybe we could all pool our money here on byob and all buy insurance and then we can all be insured and ein cooler typ can go to the doctor
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MrWillsauce posted:maybe we could all pool our money here on byob and all buy insurance and then we can all be insured and ein cooler typ can go to the doctor Instead of medicine you hug dogs of different size and breed depending on your symptoms
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Jan 9, 2017 06:32
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Op I'm literally mad at how stupid you are vis-a-vis your heart issues.
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OP: "i keep seeing something that's trying to kill me in my sleep" byob: "turn ur screen on" |
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Jan 9, 2017 21:22
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vanisher posted:Instead of medicine you hug dogs of different size and breed depending on your symptoms *byob crew running and pushing along a gurney in the ER* "we got multiple contusions, a concussion, internal hemmoraging, nasty car wreck" "poo poo... get me 5300 ccs of st. bernard's, we're going to need the most huggable dogs for this" |
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Jan 9, 2017 21:26
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I'm sorry, there was nothing we could do. He was too far gone to hug the dogs. At least he died as he lived... unconscious. At least for a big chunk of his life I mean, we can presume he slept frequently. |
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Jan 9, 2017 21:27
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joke_explainer posted:I'm sorry, there was nothing we could do. He was too far gone to hug the dogs. At least he died as he lived... unconscious. At least for a big chunk of his life I mean, we can presume he slept frequently. a crotchety dr. house-like voice rings out of the shadows: "you idiots, there's still hope. get me 1000 ccs of samoyed and an iv drip of watermelon pug." a familiar form steps into the light. everyone gasps: dogcrash truther has returned!
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Jan 9, 2017 22:43
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vanisher posted:Instead of medicine you hug dogs of different size and breed depending on your symptoms Weed Wolf cures all!
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<3 
<3 Vanisher
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alnilam posted:OP: "i keep seeing something that's trying to kill me in my sleep" |
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