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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

quote:

Dion Jordan? He’s played his last game for the Dolphins. After being suspended twice for violating both the performance enhancing drug program and the program of substances of abuse (street drugs), Jordan got hurt while on suspension. Who does that? Then he required not one but two knee surgeries.

And now I’m told he’s having “issues” again that effectively will get him cut this offseason. That 26-year-old former No. 3 overall pick isn’t riding to the rescue at defensive end.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/armando-salguero/article125341179.html#storylink=cpy

lol

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Miami started with 10 men in the box with one high safety on both of the Steelers opening drives so AB made them pay

Miami was also starting four potatoes at safety and CB yesterday

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

A Man and his dog posted:

Yeah, every Miami fan was like:

We gonna lose cause we are so injured and have dudes playing off the street.

But, a good and promising season for Miami.

I realized that no one IRL listens to me when I talk about the miami dolphins because i kept getting texts like, "you guys are awful! how did you make the playoffs?" and I was like, "you don't listen to me when i talk about the injures on my football team!!"

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

I enjoy posting with both of you, but let it be said that the day the Dolphins stomped the Steelers, Shazier was out, Can Heyward was playing on a high ankle sprain, and our team ROTY was benched.

You guys were pretty impressed with that beat down, so you don't get to have it both ways imo

We were missing half of our salary cap on the field. The situations aren't comparable.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I dunno. The Texans are due to beat New England.

hahahahahaha

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


lol

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

FizFashizzle posted:

who punched a hole in the closet?

lol

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/adammarko/status/818288023590891522

https://twitter.com/espnassigndesk/status/818330578260987904

https://twitter.com/adammarko/status/818457337144999937

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

do you actually think it will be close or are you doing a thing

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I'm just playing devil's advocate. I think NE wins.

But I don't think it will be some 2+ score blowout.

I don't understand how you think they are going to score any points.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

My dream scenario is the pats win the super bowl and another huge cheating scandal breaks.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I started watching the television show dexter and i decided he looks like tom Brady

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Metapod posted:

Nuk fuller and Miller are good at football

yes if only there was somebody available to utilize their talents

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Make sure you stop after season four.

I might not even keep watching. My wife doesn't like it so far. She loved Hannibal :shrug:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

a neat cape posted:

Dexter sucks.

Watch Black Sails, Ehud

That's been on my list forever. Maybe I'll try Black Sails next if my wife can't get into Dexter.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


hahahahaha

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


how is it that they haven't figured out what questions to ask him to get good answers?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I am white and my family is mostly garbage human beings thanks for reading

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

a neat cape posted:

I'm white and my family are cool people

let's be white together

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I just found out this weekend that my niece is pregnant. She's 17. My sister is going to be a grandmother at 33.

lol if you didn't grow up as white trash in a trailer

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


please adopt me

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Zoran posted:

On track for great-grandmotherhood by 50!

My sister also just had another baby so my sister and my niece are going to be raising babies that are just months apart rofl

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Porn on VHS posted:

Is there anything better than the feel of the cold hard steel of a barbell ..followed by the warm touch of a toasted panini?

oral sex from a woman

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

also a q tip after a shower

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


I can't speak to receiving it from a man.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Intruder posted:

Looks like your niece made it longer than your sister then so... progress?

:hfive:

Like ten more generations and they will be appropriately aged

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

sean10mm posted:

Me too! :v:

OK, only the Rhode Island part.

As an aside, AncestryDNA is fun because you can learn that whole swathes of your supposed ethnic background were totally made up!

I signed up for Ancestry and found a lot of interesting things. I found the divorce filing for my great grandfather that I was named after and the reason for divorce was "gross neglect and extreme cruelty"

:hellyeah: pieces of poo poo all the way down the tree

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/therogainekid/status/818862421859241984

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Landry and Ajayi headed to the pro bowl

Please don't get hurt

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

No Butt Stuff posted:

I need a new avatar. I was gonna replace Alex in this GIF with Berry, but I feel like MNF old man needs to be retired.

Ehud gave me an avatar cert like 4 months ago and I still haven't used it so now I feel bad.

i don't even remember why i gave it to you lol

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

FizFashizzle posted:

greg olsen is seriously a top five all time panther

where is ginn

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

shirts and skins posted:

So is the rest of that list like

1. Steve Smith
2. Cam Newton
...

4573. Dying of thirst and ebola at the same time
4574. Rae Carruth

how quickly we forget muhsin muhammad

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

blue squares posted:

why is this time different from the 50 other times I've seen someone tweet this

It's official now and there was a feeling the last few days that maybe they'd stay in SD.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I am eating at a GASTROPUB tonight

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

SHOAH NUFF posted:

ohhhhh, Sunday night......OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SUNDAY NIGHT!

lol

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/deekuipy/status/820008178175721472

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