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We've heard an increasing amount on social media about the 'alt-left', but as of yet their members and policies are well defined. Let's pool our brainpower and tweetpower to start building this movement. Suggested starting points for alt-centre policies:
Looking forward to your comments and suggestions all! Heil Marx
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punish the rich harshly by making them pay .001% more in taxes only threaten to though, we can't actually do that
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Jan 12, 2017 05:41
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Yinlock posted:punish the rich harshly by making them pay .001% more in taxes this is the alt-centre thread friend, you have to think a little more extreme than that more like: 90% tax on all income above 200,000 earned by janitors
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Jan 12, 2017 05:47
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Pass a law banning charters but no require standardized testing every two weeks and ban teachers unions.
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Jan 12, 2017 06:02
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Crowsbeak posted:Pass a law banning charters but no require standardized testing every two weeks and ban teachers unions. Teacher's unionization mandatory for all teachers from pre-K to higher-ed but wages are capped at $9.95 per hour and teachers are not permitted to leave their classroom ever except for bathroom breaks and childbirth.
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Jan 12, 2017 06:09
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the dirtbag center
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Jan 12, 2017 06:10
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all hopped up on adderall and expensive craft beer
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Jan 12, 2017 06:10
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Public officials will be sworn into office using the most recent issue of Reader's Digest
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Jan 12, 2017 06:13
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Jan 12, 2017 06:14
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That which is not mandatory is forbidden. That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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Jan 12, 2017 06:43
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demographic requirements on top shelf income tax, tax is 99% until it fits demographics.
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Jan 12, 2017 06:44
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Reclassify the bottom three income quintiles - they are no longer citizens but "poverts".
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Jan 12, 2017 06:50
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I've got two words for you guys, just two words: MEANS TESTING
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Jan 12, 2017 06:52
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LETHAL MEANS TESTING
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Jan 12, 2017 06:54
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Grand Prize Winner posted:LETHAL MEANS TESTING LETHAL MEANS TESTING ON ANIMALS
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Jan 12, 2017 06:55
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you might say im radical... radically reasonable
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Jan 12, 2017 06:56
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quote:Reforming mandatory minimum sentencing. Excessive federal mandatory minimum sentences keep nonviolent drug offenders in prison for too long—and have increased racial inequality in our criminal justice system. Boom. How about that for some hard-hitting centrist policy?
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Jan 12, 2017 06:56
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Jan 12, 2017 06:57
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Mean Testing: Healthcare is free but the ER nurses scowl at you so you only go if it's a real emergency.
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Jan 12, 2017 06:57
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Mandatory gay marriage imo
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Jan 12, 2017 07:01
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ate poo poo on live tv posted:Boom. How about that for some hard-hitting centrist policy? Hold on, what about the rate of repeat offenders? Should double the mandatory minimum on repeat offenses so that it encourages them not to commit the same crime twice.
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Jan 12, 2017 07:09
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Fallen Hamprince posted:this is the alt-centre thread friend, you have to think a little more extreme than that threatening to do that is pretty extreme, for the center
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Jan 12, 2017 07:10
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god, a lot of you suck at being centrists how about we take those three strikes and you're out laws that everybody hates, and get rid of them but we want to keep criminals off the streets, so let's make it four strikes and you're out rebuild our communities, but keep our streets safe
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Jan 12, 2017 07:12
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im socially centrist, but economically centrist pass a mincome law, but then enact a flat tax for the exact same amount so the program is budget-neutral Calibanibal has issued a correction as of 07:41 on Jan 12, 2017 |
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Jan 12, 2017 07:38
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redneck nazgul posted:god, a lot of you suck at being centrists Centrists gotta keep those prisons full, what about the correction workers union?
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Jan 12, 2017 07:42
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you'll love my new bill, "The Right to Work For a Fair Wage Act", where i raise the minimum wage to $12 per hour, but makes union membership non-compulsory for the entire 50 states
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Jan 12, 2017 07:52
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free healthcare for completely healthy people and nobody else
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Jan 12, 2017 08:25
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All Movies are mandated to be subject to audience testing for children! Every movie must be PG-13 or else.
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Jan 12, 2017 08:59
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Missingnoleader posted:All Movies are mandated to be subject to audience testing for children! Every movie must be PG-13 or else. sir, you go too far execute all those who Go Too Far
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Jan 12, 2017 09:24
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Lemmie hit cha with: $12 minimum wage, but only for fast food workers, only in cities over 150K populations, and only if the worker is not an adolescent living with a guardian(this is waived if the worker is an adolescent who is a parent that is not living with an adult guardian), or currently enrolled as a full-time student at a community or state college. If the worker is under the latter category, the difference between the wage paid and the $12 wage is instead directly deducted from the tuition paid at the school. There. That oughta pass.
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Jan 12, 2017 09:31
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- Divert the Mississippi river to Las Vegas and Los Angeles - 8 most populous states now control electoral votes of neighboring states through vassals - Race now determined by economic status, "white" buy-in starts at $100k/yr - Stop recruiting soldiers, divert all military spending to drones - Police union receives one free small ice cream cone coupon redeemable at local Dairy Queen (tm) locations for every officer not involved in a fatal shooting in that calendar year. Coupons paid for out of retirement fund.
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Jan 12, 2017 09:40
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Free Public Community College for bi-racial single parents working 40 hours or more a week.
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Jan 12, 2017 10:02
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Accept the smooth transition of power Accept the New Democratic narrative: Stop Talking About The Racism Stupid Hoard desperately while putting physical distance between you and minorities. Make certain to put distance between your children and minorities. Higher taxes are fine, as long as they aren't taxing you. Waiting forever for policy to reflect the needs of the poor and working class is now acceptable, since you are neither poor nor working class.
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Jan 12, 2017 11:20
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For every shooting the perpetrator will be forced to write a 3 page essay about how he or she is very sorry
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Jan 12, 2017 12:10
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Tax credits for anyone who thinks up new tax credit ideas Healthcare vouchers Toll road vouchers Private security vouchers Vouchers Vouchers
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Jan 12, 2017 12:18
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dont dox me
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Jan 12, 2017 12:27
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the essay requirement is voided if the perpetrator is rich if they are rich and white then the victim's family must write an essay instead
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Jan 12, 2017 12:33
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This is the centre. This is the centre beyond the centre. You can call it the 'radical centre.' And this
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Jan 12, 2017 12:55
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[in extremely centrist voice] you're poor AND white??? UGHh go die!
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Jan 12, 2017 14:08
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/791226388997087232 This post is our constitution
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Jan 12, 2017 14:19
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