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Grandma flips the monopoly board 10 minutes in when she doesn't land on a single property on her first trip around the board and announces she's going to bed. Mom flickers the lights when Daryl and I had just set up the Sorry board and told us we'd be even sorrier if we didn't brush our teeths and go to beds Dad smashes my xbox controller when he gets frustrated trying to move masterchief using two analog inputs simultaneously. I stop playing Silent Hill 2 on my twitch channel because the menu music makes me scared. |
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Jan 13, 2017 14:31
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Ooo a ouija boa- *Thunder cracks* Nope! |
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I slap my go board down. "Let's go old man." I've never played before, but my superior grasp of logic and science allows me to win in a single move. The reigning Japanese go master falls weeping at my feet. "King me, baka"
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Shadow of the Colossus with fast travel and instead of a sword you have a magical jackhammer |
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Jan 13, 2017 16:44
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Myst but LSD was never discovered |
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Jan 13, 2017 16:45
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Christmas cleaned me out, not able to donite this time around :/ Will have to double it on Summer Games Done Quick. 
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It's all come to this. There's a deafing silence hanging over the table. Jeffery "Spell check" Capstone sits across from me with his trademarked tile-teethed smile. He's won the last four tournaments. His groupies are fighting with security to get through. They say the first word he spoke was a triple word score. He's memorized the dictionary of over 15 languages. Rumour has it he takes spelling enhancing drugs. But none of that matters. I made it here. The David to his Goliath. I'll win like I win every other match: by breaking him. I collect my tiles. I see my opening. His eyes melt from confidence to fear as he reads what I laid down [Y5][O1][U1][R1][ ][M3][O1][M3] |
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Jan 13, 2017 17:04
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Playing Werewolf when grandma gasps at the sight of her card |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:It's all come to this. There's a deafing silence hanging over the table. Jeffery "Spell check" Capstone sits across from me with his trademarked tile-teethed smile. He's won the last four tournaments. His groupies are fighting with security to get through.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Ooo a ouija boa- |
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Jan 13, 2017 19:02
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pierre the brilliant but slightly ocd artist invites us to his loft for a game of apples to apples. "but better," says pierre, "I've figured out a way to make it better." my interest turns to puzzlement and then annoyance as I look over my first hand. they're all apples. he's literally replaced the entire deck with paintings of apples. |
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Jan 13, 2017 19:10
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Anyone up for some pin the tail on the honeybadger?
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Ride The Gravitron posted:It's all come to this. There's a deafing silence hanging over the table. Jeffery "Spell check" Capstone sits across from me with his trademarked tile-teethed smile. He's won the last four tournaments. His groupies are fighting with security to get through.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:It's all come to this. There's a deafing silence hanging over the table. Jeffery "Spell check" Capstone sits across from me with his trademarked tile-teethed smile. He's won the last four tournaments. His groupies are fighting with security to get through. |
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Jan 13, 2017 20:28
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Bro, you want to soar? I got stuff that'll have you spelling words you ain't even heard of. Words that haven't even been MADE yet. Eytomphetamine, alphapro, cromulax, high-purity, pharmaceutical grade poo poo. Light those language centers up like a christmas tree on fire. |
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Jan 13, 2017 20:36
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"This part is a little tricky, so I'm gonna need total silence." The crowd made not a peep as Dylan advanced to the next space: the angry parrot. With teeth clenched, he pressed down on the alarm clock three times. Instantly, the man on the bed jerked upright, and Dylan choked on his own despair--he had Wakened Daddy
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FutonForensic posted:"This part is a little tricky, so I'm gonna need total silence." The crowd made not a peep as Dylan advanced to the next space: the angry parrot. With teeth clenched, he pressed down on the alarm clock three times. Instantly, the man on the bed jerked upright, and Dylan choked on his own despair--he had Wakened Daddy but imagine I quoted it three times like fastest edition of balderdash
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Jan 13, 2017 20:47
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operation: I'm sorry, he's dead
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death sext posted:operation: I'm sorry, he's dead |
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death sext posted:operation: I'm sorry, he's dead Y-you don't understand, we could do nothing... a-a whole bucket |
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I'd like to give a shout out to Card_Captor_Shakira on the Solitaire Speedrun Forums for finding this next skip. normally, you'd have to sort the entire deck of fifty-two cards, but it turns out you can just throw fifty-one cards in the garbage and just sort one card like so, aaaaand time. wow, beat my own record
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so a regular rubik's cube can take a couple of seconds to solve by the best runners but when you just program a cube covered in LEDs like i did to reprogrammed at the press of a button presses button you can solve the cube almost instantly i think thats a new wr 
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the most byob game |
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Jan 13, 2017 21:38
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Jan 13, 2017 21:50
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(Opens jigsaw puzzle box to reveal puzzle fully completed). World record. |
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Jan 13, 2017 21:59
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Manifisto posted:the most byob game Haha |
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'John, you can be the banker, can you hand me the racecar pl...' <antitrust regulators bust through the door> |
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(During monopoly match) I'll mortgage park place to buy this railroad... Banker: I'll need a letter of explanation and two months of bank statements This is too much work for $300 Banker: I win again |
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Jan 13, 2017 23:05
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Hide and seek except I'm hiding in plain sight
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Ride The Gravitron posted:It's all come to this. There's a deafing silence hanging over the table. Jeffery "Spell check" Capstone sits across from me with his trademarked tile-teethed smile. He's won the last four tournaments. His groupies are fighting with security to get through. 
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*deposit $.50* "lead on adventurer, your quest awaits!" *five seconds pass* *dirk the daring becomes a crumbling skeleton" 
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Jan 13, 2017 23:28
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Risk but you just take turns throwing the dice at each other until someone loses an eye
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Jan 13, 2017 23:33
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Axis and Allies- throw all the pieces on the floor, turn out the lights and play blind man's bluff barefoot
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Monopoly but every time someone lands on my property I feel bad and let them stay for free this time |
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The first turn of Cards Against Humanity, and the black card "What's that smell?" is played. I smugly play all 10 of my cards. Sean Penn, Stalin, Vigilante justice, Sunshine and rainbows, The hardworking Mexican, The homosexual agenda, Genghis Khan, John Wilkes Booth, Self loating, and An oversized lollypop. Speedrunning is all about finding your own new optimizations. 
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