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uh sir we don't have access to rosie odonnell's diary *trump says something, sounds like an adult talking from the peanuts cartoons* no, she didnt have any texts where she said you were cute *trump says more wah-wah talk* no we don't have her selfies. you probably wouldn't want to see them anyhow.
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*ignores orders* *finds the piss tape*
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are you kidding me your selfies, especially the nude ones, and double especially the ones you never sent anyone, have been looked over, catalogued, and discussed around the water cooler by overpaid workers at the pentagon
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Jan 14, 2017 02:07
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*looks up porn instead*
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Jan 14, 2017 02:07
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No, sir, I don't know where you left your pouch of Bigly Chew
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Jan 14, 2017 02:08
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mr trump sir we should go to mars, see what all that poo poo is about. maybe go back to the moon to replace the flag. also please raise our budget so we can afford more and bigger rockets.
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Jan 14, 2017 02:25
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We have your daughters underground vampire porno here sir! * puts tape labelled "ivanka suck your blood (and cock)" into Vhs* Well hot piss
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Jan 14, 2017 02:30
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President Trump Sir, I've spent days checking and the .ru at the end of your advisor's yahoo email account definitely means it's hosted in Russia. Delete my report? You got it Sir.
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Jan 14, 2017 07:45
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BeefThief posted:*ignores orders* If this actually happened it would be the first time I've approved usage of the NSA
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Jan 14, 2017 08:49
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yes sir we can and do see your penis in real time, we can see all-- yes sir, egg shaped sir, fantastic proportions sir.
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Jan 14, 2017 08:54
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*Finds the piss orgy tape, but for his own review and enjoyment rather than impeachment proceedings*
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Jan 14, 2017 13:56
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Sir do you want me just to shop some so you can stop searching for nudes of your daughter?
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"The weather is Florida is still 84 degrees, just like it was an hour ago. You could probably use one of the weather apps or websites to... No, we don't control the weather... But we can't control it. No one does. No. I... Uh-huh... Um... That's right. I don't... That's... Mr. President? Hello? Oh, poo poo..." Newsflash: President Trump: "NSA has informed me that human-influenced climate change is not real."
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Jan 14, 2017 14:40
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op it says at the very top of the forum not to doxx people it's very clear
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Jan 14, 2017 14:41
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Found the best website on Earth. Zombo.com. You can do anything! Huge success! Zombo beats Obama ANY DAY.
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Jan 14, 2017 14:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzAuXuxD0Oo
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nigga crab pollock posted:are you kidding me your selfies, especially the nude ones, and double especially the ones you never sent anyone, have been looked over, catalogued, and discussed around the water cooler by overpaid workers at the pentagon This was actually confirmed by wikileaks The part where they spied on women and called it loveint was particularly creepy
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Jan 14, 2017 17:40
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Here's that big list of black conservatives you asked for sir!
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Jan 14, 2017 18:04
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lol yes a classic
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Jan 14, 2017 18:35
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Sir. Sir! That encrypted file called 'glasnost.jpg' that you were mailed two days ago? We just broke it. No, it's not malware. An auspicious day, Sir. It truly is.
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Jan 14, 2017 18:38
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mr trump we do not have a compiled database on platypus facts nor do we have a registry for all currently living platypuses
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Jan 14, 2017 18:42
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Mr. President, we'll need your approval to pay $10 to access the Something Awful archives
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Jan 14, 2017 18:59
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No Mr. President, the moon man has not mocked your hair. No, he did not say you are a stupid man, in fact he does not exist. No. No. Yes, really. Yes we are sure. Uh.. no we can not prove this right now. Huh? You want us to check? Uh..yes we could arrange that. Well, if you insist, we are happy to go to the moon and check. Yes. No. Yes, right away sir" *Thumbs up to astronauts*
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*sits at the bottom of a marble building with 'democracy' chiseled into the mantle and hits the foundation with a hammer, repeatedly, metaphorically*
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I'm sorry sir Lowtax has deleted the thread and we can't risk the ban by bringing it up again, we don't have the budget for a rereg
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Jan 14, 2017 21:47
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FactsAreUseless posted:Found the best website on Earth. Zombo.com. You can do anything! Huge success! Zombo beats Obama ANY DAY. Wow Huge! Rating machine FactsAreUseless with another great contribution to the nation
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Travel? Trivago!!
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