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I was watching the AIDS episode of Mr. Belvedere and was reminded that I'm not entirely sure where it came from. Some speculate that it was a virus created by the government to cull the homosexual population. Others suppose some guy hosed a chimp in the jungle. I have AIDS
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BirryJoru posted:I was watching the AIDS episode of Mr. Belvedere and was reminded that I'm not entirely sure where it came from. aids was inevitable but the belgians made it happen faster
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Jan 20, 2017 10:55
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I knew I shouldn't have shared needles with that waffle eater
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Jan 20, 2017 10:59
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polio research chimpanzees from an african lab in the 1950s google it
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Jan 20, 2017 11:00
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rear end injected death sentence, op
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Jan 20, 2017 11:01
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G.R.I.D.
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Jan 20, 2017 11:05
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Szyznyk posted:G.R.I.D. G.B.S
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Jan 20, 2017 11:08
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I hosed a monkey back in 1972
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Jan 20, 2017 11:08
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Donkey Kong gave it to jump man's girlfriend and the rest is history.
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Jan 20, 2017 11:09
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Pauline
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Jan 20, 2017 11:15
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brought back by captain picard from the so much win quadrant
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Jan 20, 2017 11:17
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Some sort of monkey or ape.
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Jan 20, 2017 11:19
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AIDS comes from HIV, hth.
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Jan 20, 2017 12:01
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your moms oval office
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Jan 20, 2017 12:16
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It's from overexposure to the internet.
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Jan 20, 2017 12:30
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I did heroin with a troop of baboons.
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Jan 20, 2017 12:32
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Maldoror posted:polio research chimpanzees from an african lab in the 1950s I think that theory (while fascinating) has since been discredited. Basic theory is that two different SIV viruses merged thousands of years ago, then it jumped specials when someone slaughtering a monkey for bushmeat was bitten or cut himself. I think that Canadian airline steward guy being the North American "patient zero" was also recently discredited. The infection may have been floating around way before the 80s.
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Jan 20, 2017 13:08
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The great OP in the sky made it to punish us all.
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Jan 20, 2017 13:09
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Three-Phase posted:The infection may have been floating around way before the 80s. According to Wikipedia: Earliest plausible record of infection: 1945 Earliest Lazyhound fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Jan 20, 2017 |
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Jan 20, 2017 13:12
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somebody's poisoned the water hole!
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Jan 20, 2017 13:22
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AIDS isn't real. It's a conspiracy by Big Aids, the condom industry, and religious groups trying to stop buttsexing
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Jan 20, 2017 13:34
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I thought it had something to do with lions
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Jan 20, 2017 13:40
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The part about it being created in the US was a pretty successful KGB disinformation campaign (Operation INFEKTION).
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Jan 20, 2017 14:06
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john harvey kellog created it in a misguided effort to prevent boys from masturbating.
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Jan 20, 2017 14:13
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I heard the jump was made via that sweet bush meat
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Jan 20, 2017 14:22
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Bush meat.
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Jan 20, 2017 14:45
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Lazyhound posted:AIDS comes from HIV, hth. thanks bro, i was wondering
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Toadvine posted:I heard the jump was made via that sweet bush meat This is why I insist they shave
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Jan 20, 2017 14:54
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BirryJoru posted:I was watching the AIDS episode of Mr. Belvedere and was reminded that I'm not entirely sure where it came from. An African dude hosed/ate (it could have been either we simply don't know) an infected chimp and it spread from there. Also the reason 15% of gay people have it is because Anal tears you up so theres a ton of direct cum-open wound contact.
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Jan 20, 2017 15:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEAUt-QHKkw
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Jan 20, 2017 15:29
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BirryJoru posted:I have AIDS Then it's purpose has been fulfilled.
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Jan 20, 2017 15:58
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AIDs is a magicians curse. Magick is real and thats where aids comes from
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Jan 20, 2017 16:46
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TrustmeImLegit posted:An African dude hosed/ate (it could have been either we simply don't know) an infected chimp and it spread from there. Also the reason 15% of gay people have it is because Anal tears you up so theres a ton of direct cum-open wound contact. Public school sex ed checking in, Is this last part true?? 
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Toadvine posted:Public school sex ed checking in, Is this last part true?? public school, eh? Let me break it down in terms you can relate to. It's like how alcohol gets you more hosed up if you shove it up your prison pocket before the big winter formal. It's like that instead of svedka its smegma. and that smegma has AIDS in it. Full blown AIDS.
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Jan 20, 2017 17:14
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hth posted:public school, eh? Living up to your name, much appreciated
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Jan 20, 2017 17:17
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Toadvine posted:Public school sex ed checking in, Is this last part true?? Yea unfortunately. Microfissures in theintestinal wall form really easily and it goes directly into the blood stream. The only thing worse is basically directly injecting someone else's blood into your arm (IV drug use).
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Jan 20, 2017 17:18
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How haven't we cured the common cold yet? Was on a five hour flight last week next to some dipshit who made me sick. Pilot said worst report of turbulence was coming up that he'd heard in 27 years; sick dudes leg started shaking uncontrollably. Kind of embarrassing a wimp like that got a manly man like me sick
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Jan 20, 2017 17:41
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rich evans.
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Jan 20, 2017 17:46
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conventional wisdom suggests at some point a man in africa had sexual congress with an ape
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Kuato posted:How haven't we cured the common cold yet? Was on a five hour flight last week next to some dipshit who made me sick. You're dumb. The cold isn't a singular illness.
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