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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
transform into a swan and go into attack mode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvC5G5R2Lvw

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0pVlFrJ4Eo

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!
Think about punching him, but realize that though he's prob an insufferable jackoff, he's a million miles away from being a Nazi, so I don't punch him.

Probably roll my eyes or sneer or something, though.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dnZHea_TI0

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Eat the rich.

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

I wouldn't acknowledge him but like, if I had to fart while I was walking and I saw him I wouldn't make any effort to hold it in

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

i do this at him

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i do a 360 and walk away

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
:moonrio:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
look behind me, turn into a pillar of salt

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
eat him for sustenance

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 244 days!
refuse to save the matrix

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
grasp him by the shoulders, shake him madly, yelling "my shilla have u tried djt"

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

give him a wedgie

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
vomit, on him and myself and anyone else who is around me

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
team up with him to help find food and water oh god im so hungry

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
i ask him which star trek tv series was the best while loading a single bullet into my handy post-apocalypse revovler

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Show him that German swan attack video.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


i shoot him and steal his poo poo to prolong my existence in the post ww3 wasteland op

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
"Listen up cuck, Bernie would have won!" :smug:

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

tear my head off and throw it at him

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
i lurch at him and rip a gash into his jugular and drink the blood arc as if it were a water fountain as he withers away. Then hack his body parts into pieces so its easier to carry because if im in the middle of nowhere, im obviously dehydrated and starving and this is my best chance at survival. I can leave a few pieces to attract carrion birds, which I will also kill to consume and leapfrog carrion to carrion until I find a suitable location that isn't the vast emptiness.

:q:

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

If you find Pajama Boy on the side of the road, kill him.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

argue with him a lot, not try to convince him of anything but rather to make myself feel better about being stuck in a vast emptiness

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 244 days!
Stop and look him dead in the eyes and whisper "but her emails." In passing onward, I state "may the force be with you" and wonder if it makes him twitch a little. I hope so. It means they still have a soul.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Fallen Hamprince posted:

argue with him a lot, not try to convince him of anything but rather to make myself feel better about being stuck in a vast emptiness

the guy in the OP, everyboody

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

the guy in the OP, everyboody

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Tell him that Hillary Clinton hasn't arrived today, but she surely will tomorrow.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i dont turn him over and let his belly bake in the hot sun

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Spoil the first season of Westworld.

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

Turn on my monitor.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

clap his shoulder and say "but her emails" solemnly

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

give him a sheet of paper with "hang in there, skeleton" written on it

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
before or after the primaries

is the vast emptiness a swing state

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
Prolly just a "Your shirt is very stupid" as I keep walking. But only if I'm with some friends because I'm a coward.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

bash his head in with a rock, drink his blood, skin him for leathers and use his guts as twine. like the american indian before me i use every part of the hillaryman

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Fallen Hamprince posted:

bash his head in with a rock, drink his blood, skin him for leathers and use his guts as twine. like the american indian before me i use every part of the hillaryman


Pener Kropoopkin posted:

the guy in the OP, everyboody

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

ask him what a t-shirt model is doing a vast emptiness

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