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I like Bowser's explanation for Bash and Cash. "Let's play a game where your friends beat you up and rob you! Then you'll know what it's like to be me!"
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Are the bonus stars for the first Mario Party fixed? Like, always for minigames, coins, and ? spaces?
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Feb 9, 2017 03:21
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Good lord the amount of Bowser spite on this board is ridiculous. I suppose it's all going to come down to coin stars, in the end.
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Feb 23, 2017 02:59
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This just kind of reminds me how amazing Kart 64's Rainbow Road was, and how much chintzier it was in just Mario 64. I guess it's what the engine could take.
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Mar 2, 2017 07:01
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Man, gonna be a lot of star stealing going on. I like how interactive all these boards are, even in the first installment.
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Mar 12, 2017 00:00
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Yeah, this seems... exactly like the Mario level, except also with an escalating coin toll?
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Mar 28, 2017 04:43
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I'm in favor of making one big video out of minigames. Regular boards have a natural stopping point for discussion and blind speculation. I dunno that mini-games will have enough to talk about to keep the thread interested -- I think that's what you'd have to make the call on. Also because there is no goddamn good reason for anyone to go hungry in the year of our Lord 2017, the Bill Emerson Good Samaritan Act of 1996 removes any liability for harm caused by good-faith donations and remains on the books. At least until somebody decides to repeal it because Glazius fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Apr 5, 2017 |
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Apr 5, 2017 02:52
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Wow. This level is like, ten coinflips in a row and they all have to land for you to get the star. That's just cruel.
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Apr 9, 2017 03:27
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Man, what a finish. Is it possible to get two stars on the same turn or do they always spawn that far apart?
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Apr 13, 2017 06:27
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Man, now that I've seen some of the bullshit out on the stage boards, I wonder if MiniGame Stadium wasn't a bit of a mistake. Just because it's, like, 75% of what you play Mario Party for with like none of the frustration factor.
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Apr 20, 2017 12:49
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Yeah, looks like the last map all over again. No stars, giant stockpiles of coins.
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Apr 27, 2017 04:15
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So what's the next thing you're looking forward to, in terms of the grand sweep of Mario Party?
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May 4, 2017 01:10
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If they'd turn up the minigame rewards on this stage that might be kind of neat, actually. You're getting money all the time but it's slowly draining away.
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May 11, 2017 04:35
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It does seem kind of sucky that the only thing Mario Party 1 thinks is good progression is "more and denser randomness".
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Jun 2, 2017 03:39
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Would I put it past an N64 AI to deliberately create resentment between the human players with Chance Time? ...yeah, I probably would.
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Jun 8, 2017 12:27
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I like how Toad just stands there narrating as Bowser spits fire on him. Little dude's irrepressible.
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Jun 15, 2017 04:13
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Please avoid Dokapon Kingdom at all costs. If you've ever despaired at Mario Party (and I caught some there), Dokapon Kingdom might cause you to hate the very idea of video games. I'm amazed Yoshi couldn't manage a single star. I suppose they expect you to buy some of those power items? And I think the CPU might be sandbagging when they can't really improve their position in order to not contribute as much to the goal, since stars are a 30-coin jump.
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Jun 25, 2017 19:09
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Good lord Wario's got some mad cash in the bank. I have to wonder if they retuned their hard computer to actually be hard for a grown-rear end adult in these games.
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Jun 30, 2017 03:16
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I hope the next game goes better for you, really. Maybe turn minigame explanations back on so you're not flailing around for the rules while the CPU sprints ahead?
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Jul 5, 2017 23:05
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That's some pretty good variety if you just wanna play a few mini-games. But it seems the worlds actually have a little more meat to them this time? Even if that meat is kind of rancid.
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Jul 16, 2017 20:50
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You can't get the snifit police to shoot down that station and get your coins back? Wow, that's painful.
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Jul 22, 2017 05:23
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In the end there's really only so much you can expect from roll-and-move, I suppose.
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Jul 29, 2017 04:20
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Huh. Bowser is a true hero of the revolution, helping the downtrodden in their time of need. Who'd have thought?
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Aug 7, 2017 03:20
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Well, Bob-ombs are originally from the belatedly renamed Super Mario USA. They make the most sense as aliens.
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Aug 11, 2017 03:38
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Good lord. Slot cars this early? It's like the game hates you, personally.
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Aug 17, 2017 04:01
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...I busted out laughing the second goddamn time Mario found a secret star.
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Aug 26, 2017 02:19
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Wow, that was a virtuoso performance on Peach's part. She just could not do anything wrong.
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Aug 31, 2017 02:11
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I like the opposite bank they've got going here, actually. Everybody gets 5 coins, except the person who lands there has to pay it all back.
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Sep 7, 2017 03:07
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Aw, here I figured you'd just finally use a star to go invincible and knock him into orbit that way.
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Sep 14, 2017 03:50
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That one fuckin' Battle Minigame swung the whole thing in a terrible collapse of random chance. So, good to see Mario Party hasn't changed!
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Sep 19, 2017 04:24
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I do like that you're enjoying the duel map.
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Sep 23, 2017 23:29
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Despite being heavily based in random fuckery, Mario Party 3 can still serve up some hubris now and then.
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Sep 26, 2017 03:24
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I like the little sparkles Tumble gets in his eyes when he gets excited. He's just been a regular ol' board game die but the Millennium Star made him a real boy!
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Oct 1, 2017 00:56
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I do like the happening spaces that give you a choice in where to move. That's a good innovation.
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I appreciate the idea of a solo campaign mode thingy, but it does feel like the entire RNG is arrayed against you, instead of switch-hitting you and your buddy on the couch within thumpin' range.
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