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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Wasn't it supposed to be that the yankee is a big rear end in a top hat who sucks. Honestly it's hard to tell in anything because big assholes who suck love to see themselves and put themselves in media when it's supposed to be ironic

Yeah, but it's easy to skip over that and take it at face value if you're too young/uncritical when you first read it.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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SelenicMartian posted:

Finally, Finland, in VR.

quote:

Dodge wildlife such as squirrels, bears and alcoholic uncles
:hmmyes:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Kinda want to play Detective Jesus tbh

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Oh my god

This game's existence speaks to me on a deep level

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I'm just glad the Ride to Hell devs are still getting work

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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It'd be pretty funny if it also makes you walk and talk for fifteen minutes before and after every hint of fun gameplay anime boobs

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



"What shall we do, Lord? There are so many hungry people but only these few loaves of bread and fish on hand"
*eats loaves and fishes*

GAME OVER
T I M E    P A R A D O X

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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MAN STANDING posted:

Exciting battles with representatives of the local fauna

*stands there stamping shield against ground* SEND OUT YOUR CHOSEN HEDGEHOG

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Bob Johnson
e: wait

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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A good poster posted:

Of course they're not going to remove the game from the store after January first.

I mean it has solid long-term options for the DLC market

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Tentacle Girl posted:

Aoi and Sally, a treasure hunter, found a cave during the expedition. They foresee a treasure in it. So I decided to go in and take a look. Unexpectedly, this is a tentacled cave.

drat, spoilers right there in the description!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Lodin posted:

Oh for fucks sake!

The rare case where an adult human being born could conceivably be the least creepy option

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Terrible Awful Games: she doesnt even have a no no spot

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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includes some (avoidable) non-consensual situations
:ohno:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:ohno:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Largepotato posted:

Apparently it has the extra feature of bitcoin mining.

Fap Latte Games, how could you :negative:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Terrible Awful Games:

Dareon posted:

defaming the good name of Hitler

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



ultrafilter posted:

I'm willing to bet good money that absolutely no one who buys this game is going to dance along.

They'll be moving their own body, anyway

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



"Snake, this is a sneak licking mission....there'll be no rescue if anyone catches your saliva on stuff"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Radio Paranoia posted:

Gollum in a bikini and fishnets.

1/5 did not live up to my mental image

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Surprising levels of corvid horniness itt

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





A genre-defining masterpiece and one of the high points of its generation?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Is this where the stonks guy goes for spring break?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




This game is probably benefiting pretty heavily today from being the second match for "Rebirth". Always the most reassuring thing to see as the first frame in its autoplay trailer.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




A welcome change from the sexy waifu Stalin I expected

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The MSJ posted:

That's just the comic book Sex Criminals.

"When the going gets tough, you don't want a sex criminal, alright? You want a Sex....Criminal." - early draft of Breaking Bad

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Palpek posted:

quote:

The first game is destined to be the most failed game


Big words

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Great Beer posted:

"Beware of Diddler Dax" :catstare:


Maybe he just wants to draw and share!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Buddy, I play games to get away from having Penis 2/Big

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Maybe it's running on a copies sold ÷ user rating metric.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Plek posted:

Crusader Kings is 100% a dating sim, just on a longer timeline than most.

Also the most fully-fleshed out one in the genre, unless I'm missing one where you navigate webs of intrigue and assassination attempts as your rejected potential waifus conspire against you.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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The singularity is finally here, thanks to VR porn

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Came to laugh at Waifu Hitler, backed away in fear at Hentai Loli 3D :yikes:

Like....what are you doing, indiegala?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Mokinokaro posted:

Indiegala has done weird hentai bundles for quite a while.

Yeah, I've seen those bundles generally become more common, it was just that game name that stood out as being notably creepy even among that particular crowd.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Dawn of
The Final Day

- 24 Hours Remain -

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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ultrafilter posted:

Club Girl

Based on the art style and the lack of a trailer, I'm guessing that the titular club girl looks absolutely awful in motion.

Airways enjoy a "not all levels are completeable - Recommended" review

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Now that's a curator you can trust

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Lodin posted:

Lust from Beyond is releasing on the 25th and so yesterday since it was Valentines the devs released their "erotic" trailer. Thing is, it's too "erotic" to release on youtube so instead you have to go on their discord to find a link to it on a dropbox.
Hint: the trailer is not erotic at all. It's the usual disgusting filth I've come to expect from the devs. The highlight is probably the cut where the protagonist sticks his dick into something that could have been designed by Giger. My kind of jam in other words. :v:
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1401680/view/5216827407354778630

Lusst'ghaa - the Land of Ecstasy :quagmire:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Exciting new developments in the Slenderman gaming garbage pile! I have to admit some disappointment that it didn't turn out to be the Slenderwaifu I initially imagined when I saw the title.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Suddenly I'm convinced some kind of Jerkin' It Simulator with knockoff Surgeon Simulator controls already exists

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