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Ratzap posted:They're still suffering shortages though obviously. Look at that towel for example. It's barely bigger than a postage stamp and already soaked. How's the poor lass going to dry herself with that thing? Maybe..maybe if we make her twerk her body temperature will rise and the water will evaporate!
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Gynovore posted:I'm going to go with C. 
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This isn't going to work, the people who compulsively buy these games aren't interested in real girls.
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That actually kinda sounds like it would own. More games should involve bribing monkeys and dealing with the aftermath of monkey shenanigans imho.
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Don't...don't "bug" me when I'm playing this game. Haha. I tried.
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What kills me is his sad stringy hair and overgrown beard. I'm pretty sure there's a decent looking dude under there, but good god man. Have some self respect.
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Achernar posted:http://store.steampowered.com/app/809830/China_VS_Roman/ After watching the little dudes crawl to the left at a shamefully slow pace the tiger out of nowhere was actually pretty funny.
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Endorph posted:wait when did we, as a society, decide that kindred spirits doesnt have a point It's a yuri visual novel. The point is wank material. Don't even try to pretend that it's art or has any significant story to tell, because it doesn't. It exists for creeps to masturbate to underage girls. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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What the hell does loosely-canonical visual novel mean? He's the sole creator of the game and whatever this hiveswap thing is, right? So he's the only one who decides what is or isn't canon. It doesn't even make any sense anyway. Something is canon or it isn't. I am angry.
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Apr 15, 2018 04:37
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5000 sexy achievements :bigtran:
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/841210/WW_Fantasy/ "in this game, the player is a hacker, get the command, to return to the headquarters to perform the task, nowwe must separate from our present friends, what's going to be interesting on the way?"  The only characters in the screenshots are anime girls in bikinis  "...We also want to restore the development, but can not solve the problem of personnel funds and financial matter.Because the pressure of work in the game industry is huge, and the development of this project is even more intense. So some of the team members choose to give up the project. And we are not able to achieve full time development,the game has been developed without money.So it will drag all the time and eventually lead to a stagnation of the game." I showed this to my wife and she said the game background almost reads like a suicide note and I can't disagree  edit: fixed the link William Henry Hairytaint fucked around with this message at 20:19 on May 5, 2018 |
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Some superweeb wrote almost 1000 words criticizing new anime titty game "Sakura Sadist" and annotated most of his points with screenshots and youtube videos. https://steamcommunity.com/id/kimgaemandoo/recommended/ I'm torn. This is deeply pathetic but I kinda admire his rigorous standards.
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TheLastRoboKy posted:This was the only way Steam could stop me from marking their entire store "Not Interested" back before they opened the floodgates and let everything in. It still hasn't stopped me. I'm almost at 22k games "Not Interested" Hi5 buddy, I'm at just under 14k myself. I run through my Not Interested queue just about every day. I barely even pay attention anymore, it's just some sick loving habit I've fallen into and can't get out of. Part of the morning routine.
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They spelled anilingus wrong in that screenshot. How am I supposed to cum now?
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I'd pay good money to have some cute voiced Japanese actress read some of Joyce's filthier stuff. edit: though I bet if I looked around on the internet enough I wouldn't have to pay for it
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The MSJ posted:Someone should really make a game about a world where everyone is driven by pure id, though. Isn't this EVE, or just about any other multiplayer game with few restrictions on in game behavior besides "don't hack"?
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Master of the Harem Guild ABOUT THIS GAME Damien, a "Monster Tamer" living in a fantasy world is scorned by the beautiful members of a prestigious guild. He embarks on a quest for revenge by heading into the Forest of Evil to become stronger and to prove to those who doubted him that he has the makings of a great hero! Instead of acquiring strength and skills in the forest Damien instead encounters a demon who grants him an 'unexpected' power that will help him stick it to those beautiful ladies from the guild who made fun of him. With his new found powers in tow Damien sets out to get his revenge on the four people who laughed him out of the guild's recruitment event. Alicia is the Priestess, a gentle healer who might be too innocent for her own good. Tina, a deadly sniper who earned herself the nickname of "Demon Bullet Princess", who is a spunky gal who wears her heart on her sleeve. Sara, a powerful witch, her cold attitude earned her the nickname "Ice Blade". Sonia the Paladin rounds out the group, her impenetrable defense is her greatest pride as she claims to have put aside her womanhood to pursue becoming a great hero. Join Damien as he plots and schemes to exact his ultimate revenge on the 'Knights of the Round' and where his lewd machinations cause the gears in a much bigger plan to fall into place and put the world in more peril that one could imagine! MATURE CONTENT DESCRIPTION - Large portions of the game include nudity, profane language, and graphic descriptions of sexual activities. - The game contains sexual intercourse involving a virgin female thus some blood is visible in these scenes. - The male protagonist occasionally uses ejaculate as a means of attack when facing off against certain enemies. - There is a heavy focus of moral corruption and degradation of the female characters. - All lead female characters will unavoidably become pregnant by the end of the game, and will have intercourse while pregnant. - Due to 'magical' capabilities of the protagonist some instances of sex contain elements of dubious to non-consent. - Some sexual encounters feature what could be considered 'extreme elements' such as; having public sex, a character being urinated on, group sex, body writing, creative use of tools for sexual gratification, seducing another character's romantic partner, an intoxicated female character propositioning a male character for sex, using magic/drugs to put a character to sleep, sex with a sleeping character. Sounds wholesome to me.
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Let's all laugh at Guy Mann instead.
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New Man Who Dis?
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Feb 2, 2019 17:28
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It looks like rainbow colored torture.
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Paranormal Wanktivity
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If you don't know if someone's a ninja or not you can just ask they are required to answer truthfully.
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May 19, 2019 18:17
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King Vidiot posted:Hey, it's not truly Japanese Porn unless the rabbit muscle dick is censored with a mosaic filter. R...racist? I've never heard the term before and I'm scared to google it.
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May 21, 2019 21:58
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Holy poo poo sixty dollars for an anime titty game. I thought the only reason anyone bought these things was because they were like 5 bucks.
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Dareon posted:You're not wrong about Goblin Slayer, I found the fanservice egregious and stopped watching, but more harem animes should include a dwarf and a lizardman. lmao. The gang rape of a teenager in the first episode wasn't bad enough to stop watching, but all the fanservice was just too much!
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I've been looking for a game with no dealy in VR, thank you for the heads up.
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I think I found a Steam money-laundering scheme  https://store.steampowered.com/app/781910/LingeriesOffice/
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It's okay to kinkshame.
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AG3 posted:Glad to see that Steam commenters are their stable, well adjusted selves: I kinda like the idea of a tiddy game that's so difficult it frustrates the people who can't get the girls naked though.
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Captain Hygiene posted:includes some (avoidable) non-consensual situations the first review listed say there's only one consensual outcome so this is pretty much 'rape a hitchhiker: the game'
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It's pretty dumb but nobody is being hosed against their will so this is like top tier of games posted in this thread.
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Kidnapped Girl The main character, named Clive, considers himself a psychopath. He has long wanted to hurt someone. So Clive kidnapped a girl on his seventeenth birthday. But the victim was more complicated than he'd thought. A short romantic story with two endings. Game duration: 0,5-2 hours. This game is not suitable for children or those who are easily disturbed. A Reviewer posted:Good game reminds me of me being kidnapped by my previous boyfriend. Gladly he wasn't a ♥♥♥♥♥ and continues cutting my pure white skin 
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It's just anime girls getting down ultrafilter, why do you hate fun?
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so it's anime girls getting down AND laundering money at least they're staying active during the pandemic 
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Dareon posted:Mostly notable because it's actual porn. On Steam. Did you step out of a time portal from 2010? If so I've got soooo much bad news...
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Well take it from me, the guy with 24002 titles marked as not interested and nothing excluded from his discovery queue (except VR which Steam shows me anyway for some reason), there is a phenomenal amount of actual porn on Steam.
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I figured she was dead
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Fallen Girl - black rose and the fire of desire The lady of the noble was taken to prison by the countess "I don't want to be reduced to a plaything without consciousness." ——In the face of the bad taste of the countess, how to use their body and wisdom, in order to avoid suffering? "Before I lose my mind, I want to find that life." MATURE CONTENT DESCRIPTION The developers describe the content like this: This game has naked or pornographic content and description of sexual assault / violence. Please open it carefully in public.  sound advice
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Evil Boobs Cult would be a pretty good username.
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quote:BoneTown: The Second Coming Edition *clicks ignore, then next in queue* I cannot think of a worse way to open your sales pitch than that.
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