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Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Ostentatious posted:

steam wont stop recommending h1z1 to me

i dont want the poo poo game you're selling

I've found that Steam's recommendations are heavily weighted by the last thing you played, so that H1Z1 recommendation's going to be there until they change the algorithm or you get tired of PUBG

Steam once recommended this after I played some Graviteam Tactics:



Well yes, Steam, I do like tanks, but not in that way

Anyway, you could try that "Not Interested" button, but I've never clicked on it so I couldn't tell you if it works

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Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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All the "art" in that game looks like Google Image Search results run through a filter, and the writing, well...

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Lyrai posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/733260/Daddys_Girls/



Anime porn on Steam: Now with more outright explicit incest.



Well I guess this one doesn't need a decensor patch

What the gently caress, Steam

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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This game makes me so angry that I'm going to buy a dozen copies

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Guy Mann posted:

You say that as if multiple people in this thread haven't done just that.

Yeah, that occurred to me about two seconds after I hit "submit reply", but I was hoping it wasn't so

Thank you for crushing my hopes, I guess

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Well you see, they were going to use the term "snail trail" but wanted to sound more classy

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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HGH posted:

I went and looked it up.



I have several questions now?

Oh there's an Uzumaki VN? Sweet

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Dead Hooker Simulation's lookin' real impressive

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Sep 28, 2018

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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The content of ItazuraVR contains explicit depictions of sexual acts and nudity, as well as strong language and is intended for adults only.
Players can touch her body, but she dislikes it.
With a slow growing love, she can agree and have sex.


Okay, yeah, great. That's just wonderful. Thank you, Japan

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Yep, it was the whole country that did it, not just a few people who live there

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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FirstAidKite posted:

Not even gonna bother linking the game this is from, this is just special






I saw that one, it was right near the top of Steam's "New and Trending" list



Maybe setting my preferences like this was a mistake

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Kanfy posted:

Couple months back people were discussing the hardcore yaoi VN Naked Butlers, this one



Well if any Steam fans want to get their butler abuse on then I've good news for you, your dream is about to come true!

Unavoidable Hero Rape
Rape by Others
High Amounts of Rape
Comedy Rape

:negative:

Okay, that's enough internet for today

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Rotten Red Rod posted:

I clicked anyway and, well, I think this is the weirdest game update I've ever read

:stare:

Terrible Awful Games: the baby had to be removed before anything sexual could happen

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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It sure is a shame that Steam can do nothing to prevent horrifying poo poo like this from showing up in their store

They're trying, tho:



Takes a whole lot of study to figure out if a game called "RAPE DAY" is loving garbage or not

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Dark_Swordmaster posted:

That's enough money to get you access to a paid porn site for three months or three sites for one month, more than enough time to download everything on the site(s).

I always knew that someone out there had to be paying for porn. Now I know who

Did not expect it to cost that much, tbh

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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SelenicMartian posted:

It's way cheaper in my region. I just hope Tamsoft does more insane poo poo from the ps2 days, and not under an anime license.

Listen to this trailer. Don't watch, listen. Let it play for a minute.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/485440/Call_Of_The_Mighty_Warriors/

The reviews on that one are a bit weird:

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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King Vidiot posted:

I mean, those are all very clearly fake accounts but... why? Why would fake accounts exist to give bad reviews to a game that everybody can already clearly see is bad?

It looks like they're all members of a Steam group dedicated to farming trading cards with bots, so :ms: I guess. It's pretty funny that they can just do this so blatantly, secure in the knowledge that no one at Steam is ever going to notice or care

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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:lol: I just noticed this on GOG:



"Unlike some companies, we actually look at games before we put them in our store"

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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food court bailiff posted:

As much as I prefer GoG's storefront, this has definitely bitten them in the rear end before. Opus Magnum didn't get a release on GoG until like a month after the Steam version because it "looked like a phone game".

Still, better than burying it under a mountain of garbage that people wouldn't even play on their phones

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Tombot posted:

Where the hell do they get the pictures for these games anyway?

Are you asking us where to get furry porn

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Tombot posted:

I mean in general really, not just furry stuff. Either they steal it from an unknown source, or they buy it in bulk somehow.

I have no idea. Probably they just poke around the internet, it can't be all that difficult

I just wish this game had a price tag; I'm really curious to know what they want to charge for "18 Full-HD levels (+1 bonus level)", or basically 19 still images wrapped in a half-assed game

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Oh neat, there's an anime titty game that teaches you Esperanto:



How did you know I like Esperanto, Steam?

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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kirbysuperstar posted:

It's all ages (just happens to have a yuri theme) and officially recognised by the National Esperanto Association in Japan as being educational. They're also supplying it to educational institutions for free.

Valve still denied it for no reason and refused to respond about it.

So are you telling me the "Nudity" tag on this game is a lie? My faith in Steam store pages is shattered forever

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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https://store.steampowered.com/app/1149660/Seek_Girl/

quote:

This game is a smart casual game. You can unlock beautiful girls without eating all the rabbits.

Yes, that was what was stopping me from buying these games. The rabbits.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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:allears:

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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ultrafilter posted:

Tentacle Girl

It's exactly what you think it is. Why is it showing up in my queue?


Great job, Steam.

A couple of days ago my entire discovery queue was games like this, including this one, and I'm thinking, "why is it all anime titties today?"

Then I looked at the calendar and I was just like, gently caress you Steam

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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I don't think a fap latte would taste very good

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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A classic game in the "stealth licking" genre

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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ooooo, my discovery queue's gonna be great today

so why does steam think i want this?



okay yeah, makes sense



thinking about this screenshot a lot

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Mr.Misfit posted:

Isn't that just bargain bin End of Evangelion?

never saw that, but maybe that's why the pic stuck in my mind

e: i mean, i've seen screenshots of it

Foo Diddley fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Jan 10, 2021

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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i'll take "things a girl would never say" for $1000, alex

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Lodin posted:

So there's a homeless simulator on Steam that seems to be doing the rounds. From the trailer it doesn't seem utterly terrible despite the questionable content.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eaf9wlAB6To
https://store.steampowered.com/app/632300/Hobo_Tough_Life/

E:

Man, what these game developers won't do for a buck. At least it's educational

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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ErrEff posted:

Hardpunch: gently caress 4Joy

By the makers of classics such as... Hardpunch: Subverse (clearly no intended relation to the other game called Subverse, just a happy coincidence) and Pornocrates: Osiris's Seed, both released this year!

It's just a bland FPS with almost no nudity or sex... maybe the enemies are nude ladies? Not really sure because the screenshots are so bad.

It looks like the 'adult content' in this game is mostly you shooting military dudes and occasionally walking in on people having hardcore sex... and then it's back to shooting military dudes.



Amazing quote:



Terrible Awful Games: I have the same pussy as his dead wife

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Zil posted:

Today in terrible Steam suggestions a game about harvesting orgone energy by building your own bespoke masturbation machine!

:nws: Machine Ruin Self-Destruction Masturbation Life of the Sky Temple :nws:

steam suggested this to me today, too. i wondered why and



oh it's like kenshi? cool

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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i like the title of this one:



"b-but i wanted a video game" "NO! only gently caress"

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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from the developers of cuckold simulator



i mean i know steam has no quality control but come the gently caress on

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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FirstAidKite posted:

Idk if "Infinite Adventures®" is a bad game or not but the character art is certainly A Thing.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/607820/Infinite_Adventures/





one of my steam buddies has that and says it's really good. basically procedurally generated wizardry

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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the title art is pretty good

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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bunch of dudes gonna die of shame when they get audited

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Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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puttin the TT back in turbotax

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