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And I'm assuming the ribbon on her uniform is full of calcium because it looks like her pregnancy is leeching it.
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FactsAreUseless posted:And I'm assuming the ribbon on her uniform is full of calcium because it looks like her pregnancy is leeching it. The ribbon is the real Sarah that you're levelling up. The rest of it is just a lure to attract prey. If you cut it off, it'll have to grow a new one.
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Is this game relevant to you? Because you've played games tagged: Indie Action Casual User reviews: Very Positive gently caress you steam
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Doc Hawkins posted:Is this game relevant to you? I try to imagine what kind of person pays actual money to buy a sliding block puzzle where the reward is a risque .jpg of an anime girl and my mind just stalls and draws a blank. It seems like there are much better sources of sliding puzzle games and .jpgs out there but what do I know I guess
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sunken fleet posted:I try to imagine what kind of person pays actual money to buy a sliding block puzzle where the reward is a risque .jpg of an anime girl and my mind just stalls and draws a blank. It seems like there are much better sources of sliding puzzle games and .jpgs out there but what do I know I guess As everyone knows, sliding block puzzles are the horniest form of puzzle. Except for maybe Towers of Hanoi.
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Hell, you could just save the screenshots from the store page, cut them up in MS Paint, and put them together without even buying the game.
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sunken fleet posted:I try to imagine what kind of person pays actual money to buy a sliding block puzzle where the reward is a risque .jpg of an anime girl and my mind just stalls and draws a blank. It seems like there are much better sources of sliding puzzle games and .jpgs out there but what do I know I guess If you watch the video you'll see that this innovative anime titty game actually has a whack-a-mole minigame instead of the traditional sliding blocks. Also there's sound and the anime girls call you "oniichan"
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sunken fleet posted:I try to imagine what kind of person pays actual money to buy a sliding block puzzle where the reward is a risque .jpg of an anime girl and my mind just stalls and draws a blank. There's no shortage of horny 14yo boys who have just been allowed internet access and don't know there are 872 trillion sources of free porn. Also, there are the basement dwellers who can't have 'baa-sex.com' show up on mommy's credit card.
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Doc Hawkins posted:Is this game relevant to you?
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If you go to the community screenshots page it shows there are actual hentai images in the game. Like girl-bending-over-getting-hosed-in-the-anus-close-up kind. drat, Steam.
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All these porn games on steam and nobody's even put up a version of Miss World '96 Nude smh
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Palpek posted:If you go to the community screenshots page it shows there are actual hentai images in the game. Like girl-bending-over-getting-hosed-in-the-anus-close-up kind. drat, Steam. They play it for the articles.
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Jamfrost posted:They play it for the articles.
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FirstAidKite posted:All these porn games on steam and nobody's even put up a version of Miss World '96 Nude it's like they have no respect for the classics
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T U R N I N G
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Palpek posted:If you go to the community screenshots page it shows there are actual hentai images in the game. Like girl-bending-over-getting-hosed-in-the-anus-close-up kind. drat, Steam. I'd bet more than the cost of the game those images are ripped straight from somewhere on the internet without credit.
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Palpek posted:If you go to the community screenshots page it shows there are actual hentai images in the game. Like girl-bending-over-getting-hosed-in-the-anus-close-up kind. drat, Steam. Hell a lot of 'em have them in the preview images, I was going to say I can't remember any names because all the 3D monstrosities blend together after a while but fortunately the top of the New Releases tab came to the rescue with Alien Hardcore Invasion.  I remember musing in the steam thread while everyone was freaking out about Japanese hentai taking over steam that it was actually going to be western and East European 3D crap that would be the main source of garbage porn games, and it does feel like that's been that increasingly the case. Drawing stuff at least takes some actual effort if you don't just steal the works, but literally anyone can put lovely 3D models together with some free program or another and make "games" out of them. Kanfy fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Mar 18, 2019 |
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FirstAidKite posted:T U R N I N G EVERYBODY MOVE YOUR BODY
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pretty soft girl posted:EVERYBODY MOVE YOUR BODY in case anyone who ever played that ridiculous game in MAME wanted to know where that insanely catchy little snippet of music was stolen from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqtpuzfXwHw
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Eject water from your body and fight the fire for Edo City. e: I am unironically planning to buy this game when it goes on sale.
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Antivehicular posted:I like the concept that this lovely genre is creating emergent gameplay of "win, but not so well that you receive the full intended 'reward' of venal pornography" https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/952945468580999168
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Doc Hawkins posted:Eject water from your body and fight the fire for Edo City. Oh wow, this is legitimately delightful in a PS2-era Kusogame kinda way. ... Not $20 delightful though.
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Doc Hawkins posted:Is this game relevant to you? Hey, hey you! If you played and enjoyed Bayonetta, Steam has a great title that's relevant for you: Hentai Crush I don't know what dark magic powers the Steam Discovery Queue, but I feel like it finds relevancy between games for all the wrong reasons.
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AG3 posted:Hey, hey you! If you played and enjoyed Bayonetta, Steam has a great title that's relevant for you: Hentai Crush Oh god this game was ALSO in my discovery queue. I think there's a lot less of an algorithm than they want us to believe. Also in my queue: a Chinese language only simulation game. Thanks Steam. Thanks. Rotten Red Rod fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Mar 18, 2019 |
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I think I saw that one in the Popular Upcoming list for what felt like ages and its sold enough to have a few hundred reviews, so it probably has more exposure (eheh) than most of that stuff and thus pops up more aggressively. Still, I assume it won't appear at all if you have AO stuff filtered.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Oh god this game was ALSO in my discovery queue. I think there's a lot less of an algorithm than they want us to believe. I assume it's as much of an algorithm as youtube's is.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Thanks Steam. Theam. (Thteam?)
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You guys want some gameplay in your Poser porn? FINE!!https://store.steampowered.com/app/1034700/GRAY/
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FirstAidKite posted:All these porn games on steam and nobody's even put up a version of Miss World '96 Nude I'd probably buy a decently made Gals Panic collection not gonna lie
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Oh wow, this is legitimately delightful in a PS2-era Kusogame kinda way. There's a couple legit fun/funny kusoge on steam. Nusoft's games like Ace of Seafood and Neo Aquarium actually rule, for example
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Light Gun Man posted:I'd probably buy a decently made Gals Panic collection not gonna lie Why no one on steam has re done it with original art like half the simple puzzle porn games on steam have is a mystery to me, it's a fun game even without the porn.
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The game you are looking for is Fortix 2. Not Fortix 1 because Fortix 2 includes Fortix 1 as a bonus game. Still no turning though.
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Does this even qualify as a game? Really? Pay £7 for this? Apparently this is relevant to me because I've been playing Resident Evil 2. Edit: Jesus loving Christ. This was on a suggestion queue because I've been goofing around in Conan: Exiles and it shares some tags. ZogrimAteMyHamster fucked around with this message at 13:27 on Mar 19, 2019 |
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ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:Edit: Get a load of this guy who's never even heard of Senran Kagura before. Oh my sweet summer child.
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Good timing to discover it too since all the DLC seems to be 50% off, great chance to nab the whole bunch for only 176€.
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Flannelette posted:Why no one on steam has re done it with original art like half the simple puzzle porn games on steam have is a mystery to me, it's a fun game even without the porn. Kankeo made a non-porn one for arcades called Panic Street, it's pretty good.
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Kanfy posted:Good timing to discover it too since all the DLC seems to be 50% off, great chance to nab the whole bunch for only 176€. That's enough money to get you access to a paid porn site for three months or three sites for one month, more than enough time to download everything on the site(s).
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:That's enough money to get you access to a paid porn site for three months or three sites for one month, more than enough time to download everything on the site(s). Yeah but SK has that mode Sony banned where you get to tug and poke at the girls. Plus it has VR support I guess? That's the power of video gaming my friend.
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:That's enough money to get you access to a paid porn site for three months or three sites for one month, more than enough time to download everything on the site(s). I always knew that someone out there had to be paying for porn. Now I know who Did not expect it to cost that much, tbh
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Who pays? I'm just saying there are sites where you can pay $50 a month so if you really want to and value the concept of permanent ownership, there are better options.
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