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bad day posted:In my brain I deliberately misread "Bass" as in fish and "Bass" as in music and vice versa and it is a never ending source of laughs. My favorite Mega Man X boss, Bass Bass.
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Motto posted:I'm glad the probable worst person involved was the first to grab for a headline God, gently caress this dipshit
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quote:April 14, 2009 - At this year's Game Developers Conference a talk called Independent Game Sales revealed that Nintendo has a minimum download threshold for WiiWare games that must be met before the developer is paid. The speaker, Gamasutra publisher and Independent Game Festival chairman Simon Carless, said this number is somewhere in the mid-quadruple digits for America and low quadruples for other territories. Unless a game passes over this number of downloads, the developer doesn't get paid at all.
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Discendo Vox posted:https://store.steampowered.com/app/847250/GAY_Nation_a_Gay_Game_for_Gays_GAYS_ONLY/ quote:Features Hmmm.  Hmmmmmm.  Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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May 27, 2018 14:36
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Nothing says "I go to a fancy school" like a wool vest with no shirt underneath, paired with footy shorts.
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:I don't know many legit games with 500+ achievements, let alone 13,000. Tales of Maj'eyal is definitely an outlier.
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:It has something like 2-300 achievements in game. But it keeps track of which difficulties you've earned those achievements on, and there are 9 different possible combinations of difficulty settings. Yeah I can't really blame them on that one. Hell, 300 is still a hell of a lot.
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DOA5 is good fun and the Triangle System is cool.
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al-azad posted:Have we already discussed Devolver Digital hinting at Metal Wolf Chaos? Sir this is the terrible games thread, you want the good and cool games thread.
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FirstAidKite posted:I thought that game already came out I think Z was a uh, enhanced version.
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Jun 25, 2018 16:24
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Dawgstar posted:Please enjoy the fruits of being the PC master race. Ha ha. Melons.
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Metric or imperial?
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FirstAidKite posted:is there really a difference between semen and holy water 
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It's The Sun.
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:From developer-publisher Dank Boi Games, I give you There's a news post on that store page from May, so I don't think it's ever been released properly.
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Largepotato posted:https://store.steampowered.com/app/884640/Mines_and_Magic/    Ah you see, our Uther has a sword and some minor details changed, clearly this is our original creation, Buther.
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sunken fleet posted:thats kind of depressing actually. I've always thought well, at least anime titty games aren't really hurting anyone but it turns out they are hurting the people who are developing them. Even cartoon porn is lovely and exploitative apparently. 604 idiots give them some amount of money (it's hidden) every month on Patreon, too. The good thing is, the sales of their games were on a huge downward trend. On the other hand that owner seems like the guy who'd make off with everything and gently caress over the rest of the staff even more.
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Sardonik posted:Hard to imagine he gets worse, he starts the first game as an extremely unlikable rear end in a top hat who feels like he stepped right out of CAD. Bounced off very hard as a result. Which was a shame because I did like the art direction of the world. He gets worse. There's also more weird abject racist poo poo as the games progress, like the only black character having to be a dancing monkey. e: beaten like Deponia's writers should have been
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Inco posted:It's like when a game pokes fun at a lovely, overused, tedious game mechanic, but still makes the player go through the sequence with the game mechanic anyway. Just because the developer is self-aware about the use of a lovely part of a game doesn't excuse them from actually making a part of their game lovely on purpose. Ah, Matt Hazard syndrome.
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Deadguy2322 posted:Also seen in the opening of FarCry: Blood Dragon, where the obviously-going-to-betray-you partner character makes you go through a tutorial while the player character bitches about tutorials. It was over in about a minute in Blood Dragon at least - in Matt Hazard's case it was the entire game.
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/874100/LGBT_BATTLEGROUNDS/ https://store.steampowered.com/app/890510/GAY_BATTLEGROUNDS/ https://store.steampowered.com/app/893990/LGBT_VS_RUSSIA_BATTLEGROUNDS/ Uh. e: https://assetstore.unity.com/packages/templates/systems/unitz-battlegrounds-117943 Ahhhhh.
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Dawgstar posted:Speaking of terrible porn, Hunie Pop's dev announced a new girl for the sequel, only she's a transwoman. He seemed genuinely baffled that half his player-base was all 'EW TRAP.' From what I could find, they also called her a "biological male", ran a poll to see if you should have to do her to get 100%, and finally added an option to make her cis. Another new character is a Muslim woman described as a "repressed slut" and also a flight attendant, so you know, business as usual for this piece of poo poo.
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Improbable Lobster posted:Yeah, what the hell I thought Serious Sam games were supposed to be good That'd be a first.
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Schubalts posted:Same way a game got sold (Pool of Radiance)that could erase your system files if you tried to uninstall it. Bethesda said to expect catastrophic bugs, and, well. And Myth 2..and that one EVE patch...and that one PSO2 patch..
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A good poster posted:Are Tecmo afraid of what modders would do to a proper PC release of a DoAX game? There's a DMM browser game version, so
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Thuryl posted:Yeah, I was actually involved in QA testing on AI-dol and there's no NSFW content in it at all. It's not really that kind of game to begin with; it's just a story about the main character overcoming her social anxiety to make friends and help people. That actually sounds kinda nice.
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Hemingway To Go! posted:not steam games but hadn't noticed store now tries to recommend you reviewers. Yeah it's been a thing for like..at least two years now. And as you indeed noticed, the lovely "humour" reviews are the only ones that get any sort of actual traffic and the entire system is Valve as gently caress.
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Sundae posted:Wasn't "To The Moon" a RPG Maker game? Or did it just look like it was one? I'm fairly certain it was. Not sure about Bird Story or whatever it was called, though.
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:Sometimes you gotta make your own fetish games. Well someone has to.
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END ME SCOOB posted:Oh, that was the reason? Because if you want that (and this might belong in this thread too, it's loving inscrutable in a way I can't tell if it's the language barrier), a dude literally created and released a new MSX game on Steam in 2017. Hell yeah that dude loving owns.
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RatHat posted:Is there a video of this? That is incredible(ly bad). https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3783500 I forget which part it's in though, could probably find it by searching each page for Costanza. ..also I don't know if that needs archives or not.
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RatHat posted:Is he wearing a shirt advertising his own dev studio? A game by his own dev studio, that you can't buy anymore and has been in perpetual "we'll remake it soon" dev hell for years, yes
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You know, if "Grade 9 Games" is actually someone who is 15 or whatever, then good fuckin' on 'em. I know I made a lot of Klik & Play/Games Factory projects when I was at that age that probably looked and played a lot worse.
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The Cheshire Cat posted:This is me as well except I probably wouldn't have dropped $100 to put them on Steam. I'd like to think 15 year old kirbysuperstar would have absolutely sold $100 worth of Steam cards to do this 
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For a fun time, check that guy's other games. Especially the latest one.
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BattleMaster posted:funko pop: the game looking good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pf4KxbknXA
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VideoGameVet posted:Now you can play what is probably the worst game I ever worked on: That's a pretty bad game, yep!
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FirstAidKite posted:I didn't know Leather Goddesses of Phobos even had a sequel, I thought that that game was already just a reskinned cancelled Jill of the Jungle sequel. What's bad about it? It's a nonsense point and click adventure that's about an hour long and bills itself on its horniness, despite being even plainer than your average Leisure Suit Larry game or Spellcasting 101 or whatever.
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