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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

Aron Rex!

Jeff Jarrett!

rovert posted:

Something to note:

a) Jeff Jarrett was brought into TNA
b) Doesn't like the Hardys stuff

lol

DON loving WEST IS BACK

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING...009142714232832





chris regal

EugeneJ posted:

TNA would be proud - he died on 1.18



LOOK AT THIS loving LOGO (also lol)



Aron Rex!


TNA IMPACT ANTHEM WRESTLING

CROSS THE LINE


if any information is wrong i'm sorry

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RZApublican
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Give Don West the book

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

Coming from the deeps of the Frankenwald to haunt you

RZApublican posted:

Give Don West the book
IT CAN BE YOURS FOR OUR SPECIAL PRICE OF ONLY 29.99!

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

Brown bag special gonna be the new Spin The Wheel, Make the Deal

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?


Hey, wanna watch that new bird wrestling show?

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

1-(900) 720-2666


Aron Rex posted:

Impact Wrestling's management has done what a few people were scared to do -- give me a microphone on live TV. Now I am not going to stand out here and talk about glass ceilings and brass rings and any other kind of cliche. I am going to do what I always have done and that is come out here and tell the truth. I am going to speak with full disclosure and for those that used to employ me -- don't worry, because this is not about you. This is about something near and dear to my heart, something that I've always put first and foremost in my career: the paying customer, the supporter of professional wrestling, the fans. Over the course of the past five years, me having this philosophy, some people have labeled me too entertaining to receive opportunities to compete for world titles. But remember this, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, no matter what any majority shareholder, CEO, or authority figure may want you to believe, anyone who has ever set foot in any ring has always worked directly for all of you.

So, Impact, here we are.

Let's talk about opportunity. Now, there are some that are preordained to receive opportunity after opportunity after opportunity and in the process not only is your intelligence insulted but your opinions are thrown out the window. There are others that on an even playing field seize opportunity. Right here on Impact Wrestling, right here in TNA, this is the proving ground where a talent can pass or fail, succeed or not succeed, based on talent alone.

Do we really need proof? I'll give you proof: EC3, Drew Galloway, Bobby Lashley, I mean there's even a guy called Brother Nero that I hear everybody talking about but I haven't met him but he sounds pretty good. You get my point.

When I first came here there was a graphic that said 'he's doing it his way.' This is my way: even playing field, take and sieze opportunity, exercise and realize my full potential. ... But mark my words, my way is simply proving it here. And my way is not only going to change the landscape but is going to change the very template of our industry. And for those of you that know me personally you know I'm telling the truth.

I've been called many names over the years. I'm going to keep it real with you guys -- my name is Aron and as of right now, as of this second, Aron Rex's new home is Impact Wrestling.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

someone post the gif of him almost failing to kip up after Lashley shoves him

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

help theres rain coming from the sky and theres other racers on the track near me and slamming my brakes on breaks them ironically enough and why does my avatar keep getting worse



too entertaining to receive opportunities to compete for world titles.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?


Is he really trying to insist that he was never given a microphone during a live show while working for WWE? His entire gimmick when first brought up was lecturing the crowd. This is just like that "I've never appeared clean-shaven on television before!" tweet literally two weeks after he did exactly that.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

TOO EASY

He was also clean shaven for years on FCW TV.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

I will wipe away all tears from your eyes. There shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, there shall be no more pain. All these things are passed away.


Wow. Got'im

Tornhelm
Jul 26, 2008



He should have kept the beard - without it he looks like Disco Inferno without the abs.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011



so are the Broken Hardys just not coming back to TNA or

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Venomous posted:

so are the Broken Hardys just not coming back to TNA or

Last I heard their contracts expired and they're free agents right now. Apparently they're touring the indies as part of their storyline quest to win every tag title, but who knows if they'll be back in TNA afterwards.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006




I can't believe that TNA might not re-sign their single most a) recognizable b) entertaining c) over and arguably d) talented act just because Jarrett doesn't like them.

Ask Me For Warez
Jun 18, 2004

I'm not the public.
I'm the President

The bird looks like the bird that left the WCW logo on the hood of my car.

RZApublican
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Julio Cruz posted:

I can't believe that TNA

Someone make a list where every bad decision TNA has ever made starts with this sentence

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006




RZApublican posted:

Someone make a list where every bad decision TNA has ever made starts with this sentence

I don't think 50k characters is going to be enough.

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005

Staying healthy due to sheer coincidence.

Benne posted:

Last I heard their contracts expired and they're free agents right now. Apparently they're touring the indies as part of their storyline quest to win every tag title, but who knows if they'll be back in TNA afterwards.

Did TNA let them leave with the tag titles?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

 
I'm sick from the disease eating away at me inside...


Plaster Town Cop

RZApublican posted:

Someone make a list where every bad decision TNA has ever made starts with this sentence

Excuse me, the official TNA canon is "We Just Need ___"

We just need to not re-sign the Hardys

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

Eater of worlds, pins, and CHICKEN


TTBF posted:

Did TNA let them leave with the tag titles?

Of course

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


DJExile posted:

someone post the gif of him almost failing to kip up after Lashley shoves him

RZApublican
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


bradzilla posted:

Excuse me, the official TNA canon is "We Just Need ___"

We just need to not re-sign the Hardys

We just need the Hardys to win every title in North America

GeneX
Sep 29, 2014

ahhh


Someone post sadnowhand.jpg

sk
Dec 10, 2005

(イヤァオ!)


Grimey Drawer

GeneX posted:

Someone post sadnowhand.jpg

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


Here are mine



















GeneX
Sep 29, 2014

ahhh


Thank you both

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!


Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Remember when Damien Sandow stopped being Mizdow, cut a passionate promo about "being my own man" and then immediately went into a lovely Macho Man impersonation?

Good times.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012



Benne posted:

Remember when Damien Sandow stopped being Mizdow, cut a passionate promo about "being my own man" and then immediately went into a lovely Macho Man impersonation?

Good times.

You're forgetting that he ended that passionate promo by acting like an 8 year old child repeating curtis axels lines back at him. What a face turn that was.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txcrsgw_xlY#t=160s

Blasmeister fucked around with this message at Feb 2, 2017 around 07:36

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Blasmeister posted:

You're forgetting that he ended that passionate promo by acting like an 8 year old child repeating curtis axels lines back at him. What a face turn that was.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txcrsgw_xlY#t=160s

Too entertaining to compete for world titles

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.


"High Five Facepalm" Aron Rex.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

1-(900) 720-2666


ironically all the guys who got let go pretty much doubled down on insanity. Sandow is now quagmired in perhaps the worst gimmick he's ever done, Ryback wrote a stupid loving book, Cody is doing a dream match tour that nobody cares about because it's Cody. Only Matt Hardy eventually had huge success, by essentially understanding that in a dying company he could get away with ANYTHING and everything batshit and utilized that to build a brand around his whackjob gimmick.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013


https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/s...233520414289921

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

help theres rain coming from the sky and theres other racers on the track near me and slamming my brakes on breaks them ironically enough and why does my avatar keep getting worse



Exotico means loving embarrassing? Why no one told me?!

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


I bought one of the retro brown bags, mainly because I wanted the three old school DVDs it was guaranteed to come with and I ended up getting those, the Best of Jeff Hardy, an impact wrestling trucker hat, an Abyss shirt that's not bad for a TNA shirt, a Brooke tessmacher banner that's borderline pornographic, a signed 8x10 of James Storm, unsigned 8x10s of R-Truth, Rhyno, Jay Lethal, Eric Young and Samos Joe and A DIXIE CARTER ACTION FIGURE.

I feel satisfied with my purchase.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

help theres rain coming from the sky and theres other racers on the track near me and slamming my brakes on breaks them ironically enough and why does my avatar keep getting worse



Post the banner.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


Post the action figure

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

I will wipe away all tears from your eyes. There shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, there shall be no more pain. All these things are passed away.


Post your dick.

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RZApublican
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Endless Mike posted:

Post the action figure

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