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Which country
Mexico
Iran
Australia
Canada
France
China
Ukraine
Kenya
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feller
Jul 5, 2006


I'm personally hoping it's Australia. They must be punished for outback steakhouse and foster's

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im going to invade your butthole

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Enfield posted:

im going to invade your butthole

You have my ax

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
more like oval office-ry and I vote for ops mom

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its iran

the muslim ban is meant to antagonize iran to the point where they back out of the nuclear deal so trump has a pretense for invasion

buckle your safety belts!!! :fsmug:

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe
The next country is: Pussystan. Of course it's just a grab for resources.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Some bad hombres in Mexico, Trump is going to annex them for their, uh, yeah...

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
i hope its canada it's so boring up here

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Streak posted:

i hope its canada it's so boring up here
yah really just send a few tanks and a couple platoons up here to make it interesting were just up here freezing our balls off bored as hell

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
How many tanks does the USA have stored in Canada again?

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Enfield posted:

im going to invade your butthole

put your shrimp on my barbie

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

How many tanks does the USA have stored in Canada again?

As many as we loving tell them we're going to store. loving nerds. Let us park our tanks in your carports. Nerds.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
We're not going to invade anyone. That was Hillary's deal.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Chicago

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
we must invade canada to steal all their healthcare

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
Nobody because we're back to being isolationists, ie - the way things should be.

(But, if someone dares to attack us on our soil first: Mad Dog will strike with such overwhelming force that any survivors will write of it for the next 10,000 years.)

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

Nobody because we're back to being isolationists, ie - the way things should be.

(But, if someone dares to attack us on our soil first: Mad Dog will strike with such overwhelming force that any survivors will write of it for the next 10,000 years.)

We just put Israel on notice lmao thats like slapping the basketball out of someone hands, its about to get real

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

it's definitely iran

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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Unless the goal is to wage total war and obliterate the country (a bad idea if you want less terrorism) then the US will get owned in Iran even worse than they did in Iraq

Of course, if you're just gonna wreck fuckin everything that's perfectly feasible.

Nill
Aug 24, 2003


No man, Trump is getting us to Mars this time.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Enfield posted:

im going to invade your butthole

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What is illegal and what is right are two different things

If only the mods understood

suburban virgin
Jul 26, 2007
Highly qualified lurker.
It's all Iran, Iran, Iran right now but Trump's a showman. He'll make you think we're bombing Iran any day now then BOOM invasion of Cuba outta nowhere.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

suburban virgin posted:

It's all Iran, Iran, Iran right now but Trump's a showman. He'll make you think we're bombing Iran any day now then BOOM invasion of Cuba outta nowhere.

no no Iran was Hillary's tHing

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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If America wants to take the nightmare in the middleeast to new never before seen levels, then they should definitely invade Iran

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
So what's the current list of countries on notice?

Iran
Mexico
Australia
?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Just lie and tell the world they got WMD's like you did with Iraq and get on with it

American fat cats get to keep trading guns and warmachines for profit and Europe gets to sink further down from immigration crisis

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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lilljonas posted:

So what's the current list of countries on notice?

Iran
Mexico
Australia
?

Sweden
Norway
Denmark

Scandinavians are getting really uppity tbh

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Probably Yemen

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I hope its America.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
I hope its China, they are lovely cockroach people that manufacture cheap knockoff electronics by exploiting their workers and have a culture of acquiring wealth by owing each other favours, its disgusting.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Lunixnerd posted:

I hope its China, they are lovely cockroach people that manufacture cheap knockoff electronics by exploiting their workers and have a culture of acquiring wealth by owing each other favours, its disgusting.

You can't invade China because China can actually defend itself. You gotta think more along the line of "small country with garbage peasant military and no nukes"

That's the only type of country you've invaded over the last 70 years

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pOFKmk7ytU

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
It's going to be the country with the most radical populace of people that absolutely hate the President and everything he stands for. The US of A. Troops are already on the ground.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
What exactly entails being "on notice"? Sounds like something my dad would say.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Burt Sexual posted:

What exactly entails being "on notice"? Sounds like something my dad would say.

Is your dad the national security advisor?

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Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

Edgar posted:

Probably Yemen

Last week Trump ordered a SEAL raid in Yemen. The Osprey crashed at landing, wounding a lot of guys. Afterwards a 8yo American girl and a SEAL were killed.

So yes, the answer is probably Yemen.

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