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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Curt Hawkins is the heir to the Hawkins cheezy snack fortune

http://www.cheezies.com/index3.htm

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DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
Fact: 2016 was the first time someone showed Vince McMahon some Chuck Norris facts when Curt Hawkins got resigned. Chuck Norris facts are to Curt Hawkins as puking is to Droz.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
Curt Hawkins is posting on these very forums.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Senerio posted:

Curt Hawkins is posting on these very forums.

Lord knows he has the time.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
I think it will be a good PPV elimination chamber is one of my favourite gimmicks, I'll say cena retains just because his 16th reign would be so short if he doesn't

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Senerio posted:

Curt Hawkins is posting on these very forums.

hi Curt, could you please convince Vince that AJ Styles should actually be facing Shinsuke Nakamura at Wrestlemania. thanks

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Curt Hawkins would be more over if his name was Kurt Hawkwing

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Curt Hawkins is my favorite wrestler

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Curt Hawkins did not, in fact, deserve better.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!

Venomous posted:

hi Curt, could you please convince Vince that AJ Styles should actually be facing Shinsuke Nakamura at Wrestlemania. thanks

He was thinking that but then I steered him towards Shane/AJ instead actually.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
quick question, for the elimination matches, 1 is who gets eliminated first and 5th is who gets eliminated last right?

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
In an alternate reality, Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder jump to New Japan with Trent Baretta and become the longest reigning Never Openweight Six-Man Tag Team Champions of all time.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

curt hawkins loving sucks

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

MotU posted:

quick question, for the elimination matches, 1 is who gets eliminated first and 5th is who gets eliminated last right?

this is what I assumed since it lists Winner last

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!

IcePhoenix posted:

this is what I assumed since it lists Winner last

Yeah. If you filled it in thinking it was the other way shoot me a pm or post here

Lazer
Jun 26, 2011

V A P O R W A V E
Curt Hawkins had that pyro that one time.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Curt Hawkins has a perfect role in being fed to Mojo.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
It just hit me that there's another PPV today. It feels like it's every weekend at this point

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
Curt Hawkins doesn't look that much like Edge.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
I just realized I posted my predictions during a sleepless night with my newborn so I have no recollection of what I actually posted and didn't write anything down... lord help me this is going to be interesting ... :tootzzz:

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
Curt Hawkins likes to see poo poo thrown randomly at a wall, much like my picks.

interpunct
Aug 2, 2006

Bad girls think that you're being a boob punch

Curt Hawkins forgot that there's a PPV tonight, too.

Fumaofthelake
Dec 30, 2004

Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?


FACT:

I forgot Curt Hawkins was in WWE until I opened the poll

Haven
Dec 28, 2005

They might just as well've been closed.
Tonight, Curt Hawkins and I will be in the same building.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jetfire posted:

In an alternate reality, Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder jump to New Japan with Trent Baretta and become the longest reigning Never Openweight Six-Man Tag Team Champions of all time.

A whole month, eh?

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

A whole month, eh?

Anything is possible

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

Curt Hawkins' real name is Bill Brasky.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Curt Hawkins is making that money, and doesn't care what you say on the internet.

Vaguido
Feb 22, 2011

When the drug test comes back positive for performance enhancing drugs.
Curt Hawkins is better than Mojo Rawley

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Kurt Hawkins had some fun tag matches with fellow charisma vacuums Vance Archer and Tyler Reks

pen0r
May 28, 2004

I really DO heart to fart.
Curt Hawkins is, in fact, a professional wrestler.

Uhhlive
Jun 18, 2004

I'm not the public.
I'm the President
I forgot this was tonight. Whew, just got in.

Curt Hawkins is a better guy at looking like Edge than anyone else on the roster.

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
I think Curt Hawkins is the only preshow match so you can just enter til 8, whatever

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Curt Hawkins doesn't sleep, but crowds watching him do.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

curt hawkins killed his own father

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
curt hawkins fact: Curt Hawkins says the word fact

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Curt Hawkins takes off all his clothes to take a poo poo no matter what bathroom he's in

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
CH Fact: Curt Hawkins is sometimes called "CH" (short for "Curt Hawkins")

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth
Curt Hawkins eats rear end

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spinst
Jul 14, 2012



Curt Hawkins has always been bad

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