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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
I now know that I need a laughing latina to sit on my face whilst playing a tuba.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
WTF is hand tawsing.
*googles*
ah, it's a weirdly specific s&m thing. hitting your hands with a Extremely Scottish whip.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tawse

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Raw meat fetish. my dude, I had never even considered. jerk off as I devour this calf's dead heart. people are so beautifully hosed up and bizarre.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

this is the post the greatest fetish gifs thread, not the post your favorite Tobacco music video thread.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman%27s_Wife

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
I guess I can start a side hustle filming Weirdo Fetish videos.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

that's me. I'm the toilet.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

The_Rob posted:

I've been jerking off ironically to this thread.

still waiting on some of my poo poo to come up but I may have to come to terms with the fact that I am not weird enough for this thread,

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
I am a naughty boy and now mommy is punishing me by stomping on my spaceship! why are you wearing a bikini mommy. where the hell did you get those shoes.

*getting off? what is that? i need an adult!

uber_stoat fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Feb 18, 2017

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
you sure do give up easily my tendie lovin comrade



uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
yeah, it's all commission based. some dude messages the video producer and asks if they will make a video where he gets turned into a turkey. money is exchanged, the video is made and sent to the patron and then off it goes to clips4sale where hopefully some other people with the same exact kink see and buy it. you have to cover a lot of bases cuz there just aren't enough turkey fetishists out there to pay the bills.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
search "9/11" - nothing

search "world trade center" - nothing!

WHAT

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Chromatic posted:

I guess some fetishes will never be realized.



getting a wicked turgid boner because my dom won't give me the wifi password.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
there's a whole huge fetish category which is basically "people getting stuck." maybe you're into giant human sized glue traps? do you like it when a car gets stuck in the mud and a pretty lady pumps the pedal fruitlessly? there's that sofa thing, and all kinds of other furniture besides. quicksand and swamp porn. I found one where a lady goes into a house and eats a bunch of candy and then she's too big to get out, gets stuck in the doorway. can't post the gif cuz she's nekkid and some rude person is going to town on her with a magic wand.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

There's always a cartoon:


right click, "save image as..."

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Tired Moritz posted:

please respect this lady acting resume

I'm Special Agent 0069. I have a license to make you smell my feet.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
he's selling videos of himself doing things he was going to be doing anyway. I wonder how much money he makes.

going to have to think about this. surely there is some stupid everyday habit I have that could somehow be monetized through clips4sale.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
some day, perhaps sooner than you think, there will be algorithms dedicating to auto generating fetish porn, just like there are bots that can write lovely news articles using info gleaned from the internet.

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