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Happy Valentines Day! Whether you're with someone you love or relaxing by yourself or you have a few hours until plans (like me  ), let us make some wholesome sports poetry. Any sport is welcome. Feel free to be edgy, but still maybe have some pause before you post.quote:Punches without regard quote:Roses are red quote:Brett Favre is cool I, unfortunately, only made one of these and stole them from others!
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Feb 14, 2017 20:43
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Per Teemu Pokemon: Roses are red I hate this drat town We should leave it tonight HEY DANY SLOW DOWN
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Feb 14, 2017 20:44
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Roses are Red Brett Hull cheated "Foot in the crease" Buffalo bleated
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Feb 14, 2017 20:44
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Rotten Cookies posted:Roses are red From NHL N/V Didn't get you a gift I know that you're sad but is only game why you heff to be mad?
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Feb 14, 2017 20:45
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Roses are red Violets are blue Kris Draper's baby Filled the Cup with poo Roses are red They have Alf on pogs What I am talking about? Gettin' drunk with Wade Boggs
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Feb 14, 2017 20:46
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Roses are blue Violets are red Ken Holland owns And Therrien too
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Feb 14, 2017 20:47
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Roses are Red I like Billy Idol I'd hit that harder Than Corey Lidle
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Feb 14, 2017 20:47
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Vince Carter is driving to the net Someone is trying to stop him yet Oh he slams it with tons of hype That man is going to try and end his life
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Feb 14, 2017 20:52
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Man I have way too much free time Roses are red Violets are blue Hey Ken, Mike is dead Please join him, won't you? Roses are Red I like violets the most I wonder if Hakstol Will ever play Ghost The wings wearing red Please don't mind the pageantry "We took him off life support" - A source close to the family Roses are red Eighty-eight is even I have full motor function OH poo poo IT'S SCOTT STEVENS In Omsk we wear red And Jagr is sexy Hey did you see that goal? Alexei? ALEXEI?!?? Roses are red And bright is the dawn There's Sawchuk again Hanging out on the lawn Devils: black and red Just like this bad blister Does it look infected? Please don't tell your sister Roses are red JT needs a partner The Isles look good When they're playing in Hartford Roses are red The Vikes are a bitch But we've still got the Wild And now our goalies don't twitch Roses are red A pre-nup is for smarties And so is detox Just ask Darren McCarty Roses are red Chiasson's in heaven You shouldn't go driving When you're at 0.27 Roses are red I hate this drat town We should leave it tonight HEY DANY SLOW DOWN Roses are red It's great to be alive Just up Woodward Ave The limo will drive Roses are red I'm a forlorn wisher You stop my heart cold Just like Jiri Fischer Roses are red Please give me a call Just hear me out Phil We could have a ball Roses are red Where've you been all my life? Hey, anybody seen Patrick? Yeah, he's out with your wife Roses are red It's about to get violent Don't want them to kill you? Then don't gently caress your clients Roses are red Kronwall will say hello But not with his mouth AND HERE COMES THE ELBOW Roses are red He can't help but stare Getzlaf walks up to Jagr "Hey, loan me some hair?"
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Feb 14, 2017 20:53
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Roses are red Too many shoves There's no option Mac drip the gloves
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Feb 14, 2017 20:53
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I can make this shot But his words make me fidget He screams in my face Shoot it, you loving midget
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Feb 14, 2017 20:56
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Roses are red This poem is done poorly Don't ever be black Near Marty McSorley
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Feb 14, 2017 20:58
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Rotten Cookies posted:I can make this shot five Teemu Pokemon posted:Roses are red star
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Feb 14, 2017 20:59
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Roses are red violets are blue Hamline is cool the Pipers own you
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Feb 14, 2017 21:00
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Roses are red When we're apart Much like Letang There's a hole in my heart Roses are red I ain't no faker I fell for your harder than Hobey Baker
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Feb 14, 2017 21:03
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Parking in Nassau Is tough to achieve And if you celebrate you just might conceive
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Feb 14, 2017 21:03
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Bowling Green a hockey team with a crowd Ohio, let's hear you get loud! Maybe we can get a championship too! Oh we missed the playoffs...by .0002  thanks, Hats
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Feb 14, 2017 21:04
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A bouquet of roses Can be quite emotive My love burns for you Like Yaroslavl Lokomotiv
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Feb 14, 2017 21:06
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Hand Knit posted:A bouquet of roses 
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Feb 14, 2017 21:07
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Hand Knit posted:A bouquet of roses
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Feb 14, 2017 21:07
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You don't get a kiss Just 'cause you're famous You're creepin' me out I'm going home, Namath
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Feb 14, 2017 21:07
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The kick is up its blocked no good Looks like its up to you dude Chester Marcol the savior of the game That's why it rules to be high on cocaine
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Feb 14, 2017 21:08
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Hand Knit posted:A bouquet of roses Roses are red To this poem I'm partial It should go over as well As a charter to Marshall
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Feb 14, 2017 21:21
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Teemu Pokemon posted:Roses are red holy poo poo
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Feb 14, 2017 21:30
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Hand Knit posted:A bouquet of roses Roses are red Bruises are purple The stands are packed Game time in Sheffield
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Feb 14, 2017 21:34
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The city smells bad I can get a whiff Whenever I see yankeefans.gif
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Feb 14, 2017 21:37
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Violets are blue Roses are red The reign of Therrien Is finally dead
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Feb 14, 2017 22:37
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Hand Knit posted:Violets are blue
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Feb 14, 2017 22:42
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Hand Knit posted:Violets are blue
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Feb 14, 2017 22:42
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Roses are red And I am all ears Congrats to the Habs 25 years
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Feb 14, 2017 22:54
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Hand Knit posted:Violets are blue
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Feb 14, 2017 22:55
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25 years of failure Define the Canadiens So they decide to part ways With Michel Therrien
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Feb 14, 2017 22:56
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Are you my true love? Will you be the one? My heart will forever belong to you If you'd shoot AMac into the sun.
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Feb 14, 2017 23:58
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(I wrote this before the joyous news) O mighty defender of the Habs bleu line And friend of children, Subban of Norris; Adored by Anglo and Franco the same For plowing into the dread bears arse first. But he was not loved by the coach of the earth Who hated anything more fun than dirt. He shackled Subban with allies most dire Each one more slow and useless than the last, And pleaded to Gold Man, "He's bad! Trade him now!" So Gold Man talked to the Cat of Long Tooth To trade for the man named after a grill, And in foolish wisdom, brought character.
That the coach of the earth be brought to the fire.
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Feb 15, 2017 00:04
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I have taken the shots that were beyond the arc and which you were probably hoping I would iso Forgive me they were worth three points and look cool
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Feb 15, 2017 00:08
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You blew a 3-1 lead? My team did too.
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Feb 15, 2017 00:09
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Dale Ouise posted:(I wrote this before the joyous news) hell yeah
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Feb 15, 2017 10:17
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Roses are red Farmers grow crops I'm posting it again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIfEX7CA8X8
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Feb 17, 2017 19:41
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Roses are red Did Oswald act alone? The CIA did it Just ask Chipper Jones Roses are still red Violets, still blue Chipper still thinks They did Sandy Hook too
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Feb 17, 2017 20:34
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