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Acres of Quakers posted:The only respite from this odor is when the old lady upstairs boils fish stew at 7 am each Saturday morning. Oh hey neighbor My building currently has signs up stating that the fire protection system is offline. I'm kind of wondering if it has to do with the numerous major leaks that popped up during a recent bout of heavy rain. The plus side is, I get a surge of joy and relief each time I come home and all my possessions still exist 
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Feb 19, 2017 01:15
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*lovely Accord with different colored hood, spoiler and extra loud engine speeds down the road at midnight*
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*fat man-faced tranny standing outside every hour of the day smoking cigarettes* *unattended children screaming bloody murder outside your window all day* *white trash downstairs neighbor yells, hoots, and hollars beneath your apartment, also smokes right next to your a/c unit so it draws all the smoke inside* *tow company supposed to tow broken down cars, random car apparently abandoned with 3 flat tires and never gets taken* *imagine your complex has a massive bed bug problem, literally hundreds of mattresses outside by the dumpsters over the course of years* *find a gecko inside your kitchen under the sink, leave it there because your roach problem has went away* (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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iroguebot posted:*fat man-faced tranny standing outside every hour of the day smoking cigarettes* detroit goon community lookin good
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Feb 19, 2017 01:28
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Fojar38 posted:detroit goon community lookin good Close, Houston.
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Feb 19, 2017 01:30
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Kids drink and smoke cigarettes in my corner spot. It is a good hiding spot tho
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Feb 19, 2017 01:30
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SpaceClown posted:gently caress homeowners pm me 
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Feb 19, 2017 01:33
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iroguebot posted:*fat man-faced tranny standing outside every hour of the day smoking cigarettes* jesus christ i thought all you goons were making big computer janitor money. bunch of poor as gently caress computer janitors itt
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Feb 19, 2017 01:35
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A pipe falls in the apartment above mine flooding it, the first I hear about it is when it starts dripping down through my ceiling and I find out the owners are on the other side of the city staying with friends till maintenance fixes it (in 3 months time)
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Feb 19, 2017 01:45
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Professor SJW posted:jesus christ i thought all you goons were making big computer janitor money. bunch of poor as gently caress computer janitors itt all my stuff is true and current
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Feb 19, 2017 01:47
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Due to ill timing selling our house and the new one being ready, we had to move into an apartment for three months. The next 3 weeks can't go fast enough so I can be in a house like a grown-up and have my 3 motorcycles, and bicycle at my disposal. Luckily they evicted the loving idiot next door. No job and nocturnal. Basically woke up at midnight and started slamming all the drawers in his kitchen over and over while talking on his phone at 140 dB.
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Feb 19, 2017 01:54
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*works on rundown minivan in parking lot for a week. still won't start*
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Feb 19, 2017 01:59
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Professor SJW posted:jesus christ i thought all you goons were making big computer janitor money. bunch of poor as gently caress computer janitors itt lol @ people who think a basic bitch helpdesk job would ever get them a decent wage
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Feb 19, 2017 02:00
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*is so unerringly polite that I inadvertently befriend the paranoid nut job with extreme anger issues who lives upstairs* *just don't go home ever until the lease runs out*
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Feb 19, 2017 02:05
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*has to pause conversation as the freight train rolls by*
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From my time in subsidised housing: -Carpet in the hallway is a highway for bedbugs stowed away on dumbasses from lovely places with no concept of hygiene. -The Mexican family at one end of the hall regularly cook up delicious smelling food. To counter this some assholes from some lovely 'istan' country keep onions boiling on the stove forever. -A horde of unattended brown children rove around the courtyard most of the time, screaming at random intervals. -Trashy, gross looking guy looks like he was patched up after a beating hangs around the bus stop. Creeps on teenage girls on the bus, demonstrating why someone kicked the poo poo out of him. -Old hag in a bathrobe scavenges cigerette butts from the same bus stop. -Parking lot used as storage space and garage by white trash. The bed of a pick up truck sitting in the same place for months or years slowly fills up with garbage. -Sirens, all the loving time. No one cares. It's just to make the EMTs and firemen and cops feel important. -Idiots pull the front door open by the key, ruining the lock. It's replaced multiple times and many notes are written but the people that keep ruining the door don't understand english and never intend to. Also they don't care, because they are assholes that cover thier living space in filth and squalor. Russians maybe. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 19, 2017 02:06
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*walk outside to some loving dude sleeping outside your door* *you and boyfriend are both massive pussies, just stay inside and hope we don't get murdered* *later find out he was an escaped convict* *it's the week after you've moved in*
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Feb 19, 2017 02:29
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*schizophrenic neighbor lady steals a bag of concrete from a nearby construction site* *pours it down the drain* *whole building doesn't have water for over a month* *is a thing that actually happened to me*
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Feb 19, 2017 02:34
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*previous tenants leave the windows open all summer causing the rain to leak in and split the dry wall* *landlord just paints over that poo poo and calls it good*
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Feb 19, 2017 02:39
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*wakes up in courtyard on bench after night of blackout drinking* *waves at school kids walking to bus stop before opening bottle of evan williams*
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*Reads this thread and is suddenly so happy he lives in a house in a small town where crime is such a non issue he dosent even know where his front door key is.*
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Feb 19, 2017 03:00
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Hot girls in my building always locking themselves out wearing just bra and panties (laundry day?). They come over here to wait hours for the locksmith cause I'm "so cute and such a nice guy". They always want to have drinks with me and snuggle on the couch cause they are cold in just thier unddies... BITCHES, I'M TRYING TO PLAY COUNTER-STRIKE!
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Feb 19, 2017 03:06
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*you come home and your front door frame has obvious gouges from someone trying to break in with crowbar* *you shrug and carry on with your day*
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Feb 19, 2017 03:13
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Pawn 17 posted:Hot girls in my building always locking themselves out wearing just bra and panties (laundry day?). They come over here to wait hours for the locksmith cause I'm "so cute and such a nice guy". They always want to have drinks with me and snuggle on the couch cause they are cold in just thier unddies... 
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Feb 19, 2017 03:15
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Spousal abuse is rampant mostly male-on-female except for appartment 15 where the boyfriend is gets bashed in the head by his methed up missus with a baseball bat.
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Feb 19, 2017 03:24
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dumb and kinda scared posted:My old, senile and outright insane neighbour called the police on me twice. Second time I managed to convince them that she is insane, they had a talk with her, I no longer hear or see her at all why did she call the cops on you
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Feb 19, 2017 03:30
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Icept posted:*you come home and your front door frame has obvious gouges from someone trying to break in with crowbar* An aside - goons, renter's insurance is only like $100/year and worth every penny
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Is somehow hotter than outside in the summertime and colder than outside in the wintertime
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Feb 19, 2017 03:57
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"Gotta take a poo poo but I have to make dinner too!" Finally a compact modern living space for the modern goon on the go.
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Feb 19, 2017 03:58
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You got fuckin ghosts in your apartment.
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Also two of my apartments in Korea had toilets in the shower booths similar to this poo poo  It was like 30% of the reason I got the gently caress out of that country
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EugeneJ posted:An aside - goons, renter's insurance is only like $100/year and worth every penny My lady from State Farm was the only person to send me a card on Valentine's Day.
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Teikanmi posted:Also two of my apartments in Korea had toilets in the shower booths That's a bidet you don't even have to worry about aiming properly as long as you're naked. There's no pleasing some people 
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Feb 19, 2017 04:06
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that dang ol bird has a nicer pad than I do.
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Feb 19, 2017 04:12
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*Calls parents to ask them if it's normal for your car insurance to quadruple just because you moved into your first apartment.
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Wamdoodle posted:That's a bidet you don't even have to worry about aiming properly as long as you're naked. There's no pleasing some people So you use that hose to clean your poo poo off the walls? 
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itt I actually do live in a lovely apartment This is the lighting fixture above my bathroom mirror. An existing one was installed prior and the hole was left for spiders to use an as entrance  This is the (only) outlet in the bathroom. The wires work, but the socket was never properly secured.  Finally this is the toilet paper holder. The end of the cabinet could no longer support it so a crappy vinyl tile from the floor was used to help anchor it in place.  Vermont rocks. Thanks, Bernie!
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