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Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Gringostar posted:

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Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

"What are you going to do, vote for Trump? :smuggo: "

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
it's pretty striking because "America is already great" is an echo of "Yes we will" response to Obama's "yes we can" in 2008

it's bad if your messaging has to be reactive to what the other guy is saying

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
Here's Hillary's 2.5 competitive elections:







are we noticing a pattern yet?

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Quick out of the gate but fades in the stretch?

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Frosted Flake posted:

Quick out of the gate but fades in the stretch?

The Atlanta Falcons of politicians.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Frosted Flake posted:

Quick out of the gate but fades in the stretch?

Falls apart the moment there's another option.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Hillary's underlying message\assumption was "Hello adult kids and parents of adult kids, remember how wack neato stupid the mid to late 90s were? Well, let's all pretend it's still like that, and vote accordingly! Catch you on the flippity flop, my fellow matrix heads!"

Her stated message was an unbroken hum, like the kind a compressor on a refrigerator makes.

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

there is a timeline where hillary suddenly snapped and drags bannon out of the stage with a gun to his head, and when asked the question "why did you say breaking up the banks wouldn't end racism" by someone blind she accidentally pulls the trigger

as a result, she gets half of the republican vote for killing a person on live television and is the first us president that is also a prisoner, adding yet another "first" victory

but these world lines, for all it matters to us, are merely dreams

i completely believe that if jeb! had gotten into a fist fight with trump after trump refused to apologize for insulting his wife he would've gotten the nomination.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Adventure Pigeon posted:

i completely believe that if jeb! had gotten into a fist fight with trump after trump refused to apologize for insulting his wife he would've gotten the nomination.

Hell, he would have deserved it.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Adventure Pigeon posted:

i completely believe that if jeb! had gotten into a fist fight with trump after trump refused to apologize for insulting his wife he would've gotten the nomination.

what if he loses the fight?

trump has a lot of strength as shown by his grab handshake

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011


Typo posted:

what if he loses the fight?

trump has a lot of strength as shown by his grab handshake

Jeb would have won, he would have taken the punches until Trump got tired and then delivered a detonating right hand punch to his orange skull

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

Typo posted:

what if he loses the fight?

trump has a lot of strength as shown by his grab handshake

if he went down swinging i bet he still would've had a shot. rocky lost in the end too and he could've been president and maybe he was in one or two of the movies.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Typo posted:

what if he loses the fight?

trump has a lot of strength as shown by his grab handshake

Jeb could have worn a poncho to all the debates and stuff and hidden a boiler plate under it, like in Back To The Future III.

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

mysterious frankie posted:

Jeb could have worn a poncho to all the debates and stuff and hidden a boiler plate under it, like in Back To The Future III.

or a guac bowl

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013






"how do you do, fellow millennials?"

Dalaram
Jun 6, 2002

Marshall/Kirtaner 8/24 nevar forget! (omg pedo)

Troy Queef posted:



"how do you do, fellow millennials?"

this, except it's a MAGA had turned backwards.

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
"I deserve it"

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
Bernie could have won.


But only if people thought voting was important.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

"What are you going to do, vote for Trump? :smuggo: "

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
she could have falsely promised UHC and student debt relief while privately assuring donors that obviously that was never, ever going to happen but she couldn't even be bothered to do that

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
basketful of deplorables

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Boy howdy do i suck

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

cargo cult posted:

she could have falsely promised UHC and student debt relief while privately assuring donors that obviously that was never, ever going to happen but she couldn't even be bothered to do that
she can't even do the private/public position she professes to advocate correctly

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

cargo cult posted:

she could have falsely promised UHC and student debt relief while privately assuring donors that obviously that was never, ever going to happen but she couldn't even be bothered to do that

Lol like teenagers would go out and vote.

NO country for Young people

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

cargo cult posted:

she could have falsely promised UHC and student debt relief while privately assuring donors that obviously that was never, ever going to happen but she couldn't even be bothered to do that

legalize weed

boom

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
or that

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

Al! posted:

h-i-l-l-y im hilly

h-i-l-l-y im hilly

h-i-l-l-y im hilly

h-i-l-l-y thats me

Hillary is an Illuminati android or something.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i hope she croaks soon so we dont have to see her impotently teying to lay sick burns on trump and act like this wasnt her fault

Shao821
May 28, 2005

You want SHOCK?! I'll SHOCK you full of SHOCK!

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i hope she croaks soon so we dont have to see her impotently teying to lay sick burns on trump and act like this wasnt her fault

I'd be ok if the universe started with bill

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Based on Hillfolk posts her message was apparently "I don't back marijuana decriminalization because it's what young white males want."

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
OK I looked into what Hillary herself said, apparently the real message was "Banks kept us strong after 9/11."

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Wait, there's another take. I'm now hearing her final message was, "Hope and absolutely no change."

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Arbeit macht frei

LinYutang
Oct 12, 2016

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

:siren:
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!
:siren:

Typo posted:

Here's Hillary's 2.5 competitive elections:



january 2008 in the hillary campaign must have been hilarious

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


LinYutang posted:

january 2008 in the hillary campaign must have been hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Ky1_pyn6Q

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008




Remember when she explained to that dude who was almost wrongfully executed that the death penalty was a good thing?

Oh and also her effective campaign message was "Fall In Line" because that's what all the Hillbots were screaming at me after the primary.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

The Wiggly Wizard posted:



Remember when she explained to that dude who was almost wrongfully executed that the death penalty was a good thing?

lmao i forgot about this

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


hillary's gonna make republicans mad

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Condiv posted:

hillary's gonna make republicans mad

hillary has spent her entire life being attacked from the right. this will motivate her to all sorts of exciting policy & campaign action.

any day now.

it'll be inspirational.

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny day now.

she'll really take it to them! she's a fighter.

any. day. now.

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