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I have the privilege of of saying I saw Mac and Me in theaters back in 1988. Thank god it was at the dollar theater because 9 year old me, having watched a ton of weird poo poo up to that point in my life and enjoying it, left the theater bewildered and perhaps a little angry that I had spent a dollar on it.
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You Are A Elf posted:I have the privilege of of saying I saw Mac and Me in theaters back in 1988. Thank god it was at the dollar theater because 9 year old me, having watched a ton of weird poo poo up to that point in my life and enjoying it, left the theater bewildered and perhaps a little angry that I had spent a dollar on it. lol owned
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Feb 25, 2017 14:40
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You Are A Elf posted:I have the privilege of of saying I saw Mac and Me in theaters back in 1988. Thank god it was at the dollar theater because 9 year old me, having watched a ton of weird poo poo up to that point in my life and enjoying it, left the theater bewildered and perhaps a little angry that I had spent a dollar on it. Dude, we watched that multiple times in elementary. I'd rather have been waterboarded.
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Bacontotem posted:A talking cat. The cat in the movie isn't even the same one as the cover image. 
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Feb 25, 2017 16:34
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Just look at this poo poo.
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Yvershek posted:Just look at this poo poo. It was Eric Roberts! Lmao! What's that with elderly actors and talking cats? In addition to Garfield, there's also this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jHA97HzhxE
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"Alright Bob, what are we going to name our comedy masterpiece? We went through all this trouble to get Eric Roberts, so we better come up with something good." "How about," scribbles frantically on the white board, "A Talking Cat?" "That poo poo is weak. Do you think Eric Roberts and TV's Kristin DeBell are going to get out of bed for A Talking Cat?" "Ok then," pushes up glasses and scribbles more frantically on the white board, "A TALKING CAT!?!" "Goddamnit, Bob. You're a genius!"
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Feb 25, 2017 17:36
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Nobody should let their small children watch The Neverending Story. Ugh.
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:Nobody should let their small children watch The Neverending Story. Ugh. Stupid horse.....
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:Nobody should let their small children watch The Neverending Story. Ugh. It's really not just that Artax the Horse dies, so much as how he dies and the way it's shown. First off, it's not like he just sprains his ankle and has to be sent to the glue factory, no, Artax dies because he is so very sad that he just decides to give up and perish. Jesus. And it's not like this is a quick way to go. Instead the scene just drags on and on, cutting to a wailing pre-teen Atreyu, and a horse that looks very seriously, actually afraid of drowning on that movie set in real-life. Don't close your eyes! Death is real and there is no amount of crying and screaming that will ever prevent our slowly guttering flames. http://www.dorkly.com/post/75705/reasons-the-neverending-story-is-a-psychological-horror-show The Neverending Childhood Trauma, more like...
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On that note, the original Transformers movie had a lot of rather graphic (robot) deaths; dudes got shot, melted, exploded, and ripped apart by robo-sharks, from what I can recall from seeing it nearly a decade ago.
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Feb 25, 2017 20:24
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The original transformers movie owned in pretty much every way (Except for wheelie who sucked) and 8 year old me used to get so loving pumped to watch it every time. Edit: My contribution is Cop Dog.
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Feb 25, 2017 20:38
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Return to Oz Aww the lovable Dorothy is in an insane asylum because she wont stop talking about loving Oz...
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Omnitrix posted:Return to Oz Stupid wheelers......
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I like the girl on the left trying to save the dancing bear from falling while still dancing herself.
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This thread has started giving me flashbacks left and right.ChickenHeart posted:On that note, the original Transformers movie had a lot of rather graphic (robot) deaths; dudes got shot, melted, exploded, and ripped apart by robo-sharks, from what I can recall from seeing it nearly a decade ago. I remember the death to a mechanical character in The Brave Little Toaster as being gut wretching. The friends looked on in horror as one of them got their insides ripped out.
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Frozen is pretty terrible all around.
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FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:I like the girl on the left trying to save the dancing bear from falling while still dancing herself. I had to come back here because memories of that movie surfaced back up and OH GOD IT IS SUCH A TERRBILE MOVIE I WANT TO PUNCH THAT LITTLE poo poo IN THE FACE. If that is what alien life is going to be, nuke the universe.
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Painful Dart Bomb posted:The original transformers movie owned in pretty much every way (Except for wheelie who sucked) and 8 year old me used to get so loving pumped to watch it every time. On the same subject, Baby's Day Out.
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EorayMel posted:Did you know there are subliminal sex messages on The Lion King? No there are not.
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I can't believe nobody has said Super Mario Bros the movie yet.
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That part in The Lion King where it's just 20 minutes of a GGG piss bondage orgy scene is kind of out of nowhere.
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NORTH (1994).
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Didn't North literally have the thing about black box material airplanes in it?
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:I can't believe nobody has said Super Mario Bros the movie yet. Super Mario Bros is a genuinely great family action-adventure movie, though? I know it's gotten bad reviews since forever but seriously, I don't think the fact that it doesn't exactly replicate the three paragraph plot and five button gameplay of a 1985 NES game can be truly counted against it. Taken on its own merits, it's a fun popcorn flick. e: it has a man ordering a pizza with a zapper gun shortly after mocking a pile of angry mushrooms and John Leguizamo teaching giant monsters to dance, I really can never understand why people think this movie is so bad
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food court bailiff posted:Super Mario Bros is a genuinely great family action-adventure movie, though? I know it's gotten bad reviews since forever but seriously, I don't think the fact that it doesn't exactly replicate the three paragraph plot and five button gameplay of a 1985 NES game can be truly counted against it. Taken on its own merits, it's a fun popcorn flick. I just hated it as a kid because they pick the princess from the loving Game Boy version (wtf) and bowser, toad, and yoshi looked nothing like they did in the games. I was a kid and that's all I wanted
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this movie owns, actually
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Yvershek posted:This thread has started giving me flashbacks left and right. Yeah, that part and the air conditioner at the beginning of the movie.
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Feb 25, 2017 23:52
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Does anything animated and straight-to-DVD count as a "movie"?
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Theeeeere's some repressed memories.
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Three-Phase posted:Does anything animated and straight-to-DVD count as a "movie"? Yes. I am guessing you want to post Ratatoing?
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Yvershek posted:This thread has started giving me flashbacks left and right. One of the first appliances we meet, the old a/c, commits suicide when faced with his own obsolescence. But Brave Little Toaster is good and meaningful so it doesn't belong itt
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Scary Godmother is the best movie ever made about a boring adult halloween partyThree-Phase posted:Does anything animated and straight-to-DVD count as a "movie"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD6P3Pq9OYo
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Putty posted:this movie owns, actually 
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theres parts in the movie where background characters slide around and morph cause it was animated by a preschooler also scary godmother is a literal mary sue of the creator Jill Thompson 
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I'm sorry, but it's actually this, and this is actually real: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e-wuyjgDPQ It is actually worse than Foodfight.
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Putty posted:Scary Godmother is the best movie ever made about a boring adult halloween party John Cena v. The Rock And I too watched Buttercream Gang when I was a children.
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:Yes. Dorbees
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Pick posted:I'm sorry, but it's actually this, and this is actually real: Rapsittie Kids has ties to Scientology, really https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJaLdQMw87I&t=955s
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