Something Awful Top Dog Tournament - General Bullshit Nomination Thread

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Schweinhund posted:

Burger Pug

Burger Pug is good because he's a very safe and inoffensive dog.

# ? Feb 27, 2017 20:36

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# ? May 7, 2024 22:51

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Krustee - the rad as heck burgerpug - is from the alpha timeline.

# ? Feb 27, 2017 20:55

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

JiveHonky posted:

Chubbs The Wampug

I think he is a Star Wars. Very Cool.

# ? Feb 27, 2017 22:01

unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Krustee - the rad as heck burgerpug - is from the alpha timeline.

# ? Feb 27, 2017 22:35

Moltke: May 13, 2009

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Krustee - the rad as heck burgerpug - is from the alpha timeline.

# ? Feb 27, 2017 22:36

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

genesplicer posted:

I said the same thing when this contest was proposed. If that is the nomination, I will also be disappointed. Burgerpug would show a real lack of creativity. From the forum that gave us some of the greatest photoshops in the history of the planet, I would expect more than a worn-out meme.

I just want to say I really appreciate you taking the time to post this, because otherwise I think we would've settled on lame old burger pug, but because of your inspiration we got something much better

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Krustee - the rad as heck burgerpug - is from the alpha timeline.

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Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

God loving drat it why isn't it America's next top mongrel you loving idiots!!!!!???!??!?

# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:03

Ville Valo: Sep 17, 2004; I'm waiting for your call
and I'm ready to take
your six six six
in my heart

Wally

Wally is a good dog because he's unabashed about his nudity, but still tastefully covering up his dog-thang with his mighty paw.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:40

Night Pay: Nov 22, 2016; by Smythe

Mirbat

Level 18 chronomancer who hasn't shredded a throw pillow in six months.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:17

Jailbrekr: Apr 8, 2002; A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING

I nominate butt pug. Because he's a pug dressed like a butt.

Not mine.

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# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:47

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Jailbrekr posted:

I nominate butt pug. Because he's a pug dressed like a butt.

Not mine.

Holy poo poo. :lol:

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:52

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Krustee - the rad as heck burgerpug - is from the alpha timeline.

yesssssss

# ? Feb 28, 2017 02:24

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Okay, folks, no need to quote other posts in this thread. This is for nominations only. The voting will come later. Please keep the thread clear for posting nominations.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:09

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

I vote myself too dog op

# ? Feb 28, 2017 06:05

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Krustee - the rad as heck burgerpug - is from the alpha timeline.

This is amazing

# ? Feb 28, 2017 06:06

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

Name: Patch

He is a good dog because he has 14 toes and 88 fleas.

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Feb 28, 2017

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Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Fag Enabler

I'm at work and don't want to google to get the full picture so here is darkman fanpages av

# ? Feb 28, 2017 10:21

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Do you want to play a game?

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# ? Feb 28, 2017 12:02

Mr. Creakle: Apr 27, 2007; Protecting your virginity

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Krustee - the rad as heck burgerpug - is from the alpha timeline.

Tough call between this and the butt pug

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DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Snoop Dogg

A Dogg who smokes weed. Everyday.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:32

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Mammal Sauce posted:

Name: Patch

He is a good dog because he has 14 toes and 88 fleas.

And looks like Hitler. Did you get this dog from DND?

# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:36

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

blarzgh posted:

And looks like Hitler. Did you get this dog from DND?

I guess the 1488 joke was lost on you.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:38

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

I guess the 1488 joke was lost on you.

Yes. Yes it was.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:45

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

It's okay - some day 1488 will enter the pantheon of funny numbers with 69 and 420, but until then there will be some growing pains.

EDIT: Nominating Denver the guilty dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ISzf2pryI

# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:53

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

This dog is not like hitler: Roxie, Melter of Hearts

And here is her doing parkour off our 6 foot privacy fence:

# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:59

Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

blarzgh posted:

This dog is not like hitler: Roxie, Melter of Hearts

And here is her doing parkour off our 6 foot privacy fence:

That's what's up dog

# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:50

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I vote myself too dog op

Disqualified You did not provide either a photo or a reason why you should be considered.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 21:59

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

genesplicer posted:

Disqualified You did not provide either a photo or a reason why you should be considered.

junior prom all over again

# ? Feb 28, 2017 22:59

Takane: Aug 24, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Here's my good dog:

His name is: Smash It Smash Hit.
He's a good dog because he knows what the best pizza is.

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Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Brewtus

"... :grin:

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i own every Bionicle: Oct 23, 2005; cstm ttle? kthxbye

# ? Mar 1, 2017 02:19

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Takane posted:

Here's my good dog:

His name is: Smash It Smash Hit.
He's a good dog because he knows what the best pizza is.

Thank you so much for this

# ? Mar 1, 2017 02:41

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

Do we have to make our own subforum threads?

# ? Mar 1, 2017 02:50

weirdly chilly pussy: Oct 6, 2007

Unknown dog, I guess we could call him Butkus or something

For his valiant effort.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 10:54

Kosher Pickup Line: Jan 10, 2008; Hair Elf

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

It's okay - some day 1488 will enter the pantheon of funny numbers with 69 and 420, but until then there will be some growing pains.

EDIT: Nominating Denver the guilty dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ISzf2pryI

wanna hug that dogge :smith: