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...I just think body hair is gross. How can I convince my dad I'm not gay?
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Feb 27, 2017 18:59
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SHITPOSTER ALERT!
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suck his dick
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Feb 27, 2017 19:01
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Find the most obnoxious straight porn vid and play it really loud. Make sure you make a big deal of it, be flamingly straight if you must, talk about "hot" women nonstop, etc. If he's that obnoxious about you, you gotta return the favor in the only way he'll understand.
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Feb 27, 2017 19:05
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how does your dad know about the status of your leg hair in the first place?
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Feb 27, 2017 19:09
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gently caress your mom while he watches. That will show him.
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Feb 27, 2017 19:12
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OP extends his leg sexily like when a cat preens and shaves his taut leg Infront of his dad Dad: " that's pretty gay"
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Feb 27, 2017 19:16
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paul_soccer10 posted:suck his dick
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Feb 27, 2017 19:19
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If you really have an issue with your own body hair you're probably at least a little gay
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Feb 27, 2017 19:24
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Take up swimming as an excuse to shave your gross legs.
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Feb 27, 2017 19:30
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You are definitely on a spectrum OP
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Feb 27, 2017 19:32
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What if he's right, tho? Often we lie to ourselves because the issue is too close to home and it is only a third-party that can see the cards for what they really are. And who better but your own father to know your true desires. Maybe he is trying to save you from making the same mistakes he did, namely going with girls just because you *think* that's what you're supposed to do. All I'm saying is don't rule it out. Search your feelings, you know it to be true. You're gay now.
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Feb 27, 2017 19:32
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How can you know you're not gay if you've never sucked a dick?
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Feb 27, 2017 19:33
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OP I am sorry your father is unable to hear your cry for help and recognize your many emotional issues and is dismissing it as "must be gay". If you can't afford therapy, may I suggest trying to locate a free support group?
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Feb 27, 2017 19:36
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op have you heard of the church of scientology? i think you'd fit right in 
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Feb 27, 2017 19:40
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I think you have the gay because you are sucking my dick OP.
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Feb 27, 2017 19:45
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How can you know you're not gay if you've never sucked your dads dick?
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Feb 27, 2017 19:53
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Ask your dad about pussy smells and how to tactfully bring this issue up in conversation with your lady friend. He won't have any clue on how to do this, no man does, but it will signal to him that you're straight. Edit: Also, do not show him your avatar. Tinfoil Papercut fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Feb 27, 2017 |
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Feb 27, 2017 19:53
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Don't use your dad's razor to shave your legs then, stupid. No wonder he called you gay.
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Feb 27, 2017 19:56
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my dad thinks im gay cause i gently caress other boys
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Feb 27, 2017 20:03
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Nooner posted:my dad thinks im gay cause i gently caress other boys
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Feb 27, 2017 20:05
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snuggle baby luvs hugs posted:If you really have an issue with your own body hair you're probably at least a little gay Excellent retard logic, I've never seen a hairy gay man.
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Feb 27, 2017 20:08
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Ask your dad about pussy smells and how to tactfully bring this issue up in conversation with your lady friend. No, no, no. Quote from this video next time you go out to eat with him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M4tqnXCfgU
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Feb 27, 2017 20:12
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answer the question, OP - are you gay?
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Feb 27, 2017 20:15
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I think you are gay because of your posting op
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Feb 27, 2017 20:16
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Unless you're a swimmer it's weird to shave your legs as a man. I would assume you're gay too OP.
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Feb 27, 2017 20:17
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Actually I think the op is just a massive pussy
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Feb 27, 2017 20:19
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sometimes i shave my legs but it's not gay, it just feels reeeaaal nice when you put the stockings on
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Feb 27, 2017 20:22
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maybe OP is just shaving himself for someone special?
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Feb 27, 2017 20:27
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I think your dad knows you better than you know yourself.
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Feb 27, 2017 20:28
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get a girlfriend
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Feb 27, 2017 20:30
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prove him wrong. hell, prove anyone wrong, gaymo
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Feb 27, 2017 20:31
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do you shave your pubes too OP?
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Feb 27, 2017 20:35
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Did he say YOU'RE gay or that IT'S gay to shave your legs? There's a big difference and frankly you're super ignorant of white male culture if you don't know why (also we are secretly offended and calling you a queer bong at lunch together (you are not invited to this lunch (cuz ur being a cum bubble))).
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Feb 27, 2017 20:42
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Cobra_Commander posted:...I just think body hair is gross. How can I convince my dad I'm not gay? How do you know he thinks you're gay?
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Feb 27, 2017 20:42
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Why not become a professional cyclist? This will throw your Dad off the scent.
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Feb 27, 2017 20:44
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Explain to him you are taking up swimming and that body hair creates drag in water, slowing you down.
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Feb 27, 2017 20:45
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mistakes at the lake posted:Why not become a professional cyclist? This will throw your Dad off the scent. Wearing spandex and chasing other dudes spandexy shaved leg butts probably won't help. Post some cyclist butts though.
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Feb 27, 2017 20:46
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the water polo dudes would shave their legs for that reason and when I said "that's kinda gay" (being a sophomore in high school) they'd go "well it is for water polo" and that was acceptable to most people being an annoying rear end in a top hat though I persisted and said "but aren't you like grabbing people's balls and poo poo??" and they'd go "well yeah..." and then I'd say "well how is that not gay?????"
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Feb 27, 2017 20:47
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Moridin920 posted:the water polo dudes would shave their legs for that reason and when I said "that's kinda gay" (being a sophomore in high school) they'd go "well it is for water polo" and that was acceptable to most people waterpolo is gay af sport, hth
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Who the gently caress has water polo in high school
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