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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Every face he makes is what I look like slappin hams with the mother of your children, GBS.

Observe, me porkin that borkin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWYmUZTYE78
horkin that jorkin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYO9gTmCJTE


Post some piano stuff in this thread or poo poo that you gently caress and look like Lang Lang or whatever. I don't care... gently caress you...

Here's a piano concerto, look at that poo poo. Oh my god.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yE3Dz0-koA

Holy poo poo.

Fitht me if you don't like classical piano music u piece of poo poo.

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Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU

the last half is music perfection

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
:yikes:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
People got upset at Lang Lang because he compaired playing a Prokofiev concerto to Street Fighter

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

People got upset at Lang Lang because he compaired playing a Prokofiev concerto to Street Fighter

Was Prokofiev the guy that pissed off Stalin because he was punk as gently caress?

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Oh no it was shostakovich. I don't think he likes pianos though so he can go gently caress himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki6HXhtB7ug

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Pianos pretty much suck and metal is the new classical music you straight up jabronis

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



Yeah but some have pretty big hands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifKKlhYF53w

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
If i can't take it on a motorcycle journey across America and play it by the fire each night it's a piece of poo poo instrument

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

TheSpamalope posted:

Pianos pretty much suck and metal is the new classical music you straight up jabronis

Suck my dick you little bitch. Come to ohio and fight me in my drive way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyADlfFSFC0

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
I bought a 40 something year old Everett for 50 bucks and it's dope in the apartment lol

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Dave_Indeed posted:

Suck my dick you little bitch. Come to ohio and fight me in my drive way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyADlfFSFC0

I've got a gift certificate to the National Symphony Orchestra and temhe are paying this soon, I might go see it

Comp-U-Shit
Nov 14, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5SsLFCBi70

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

Dave_Indeed posted:

Suck my dick you little bitch. Come to ohio and fight me in my drive way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyADlfFSFC0

I'd have to go there your not getting anywhere with that dumbass giant piano get a synthesiser old bitch just lol

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
you cant spell piano without 'no'

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

TheSpamalope posted:

I'd have to go there your not getting anywhere with that dumbass giant piano get a synthesiser old bitch just lol

Son of a bitch. I'm going to wrap my dick around your neck and start your head like a drat lawn mower.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arKoBwtmuX0

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

This thread is for good music, not filth

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

Dave_Indeed posted:

Son of a bitch. I'm going to wrap my dick around your neck and start your head like a drat lawn mower.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arKoBwtmuX0

Listen here punk fool I'm gonna spin around in a circle really fast and whip your face with my dick like a weed whacker. Fucko! Your gonna regret this

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Hell yeah! COCKFIGHT!

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

TheSpamalope posted:

Listen here punk fool I'm gonna spin around in a circle really fast and whip your face with my dick like a weed whacker. Fucko! Your gonna regret this

I pray to God every single night that you start some poo poo with me.

Every. Single. Night.

My fists thirst for loving blood. Lil bitch blood.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I've got a gift certificate to the National Symphony Orchestra and temhe are paying this soon, I might go see it

Shostakovich has some pretty stern poo poo. I'm still listening to Brahms (on my headphones now because my wife yelled at me) but I heard some of his metal poo poo on the radio a few months ago and it was tight.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
*Puts headphones in churlishly*

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

People got upset at Lang Lang because he compaired playing a Prokofiev concerto to Street Fighter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD55nUUKRPg

hahaha this guy owns

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Dave_Indeed posted:

Shostakovich has some pretty stern poo poo. I'm still listening to Brahms (on my headphones now because my wife yelled at me) but I heard some of his metal poo poo on the radio a few months ago and it was tight.

I think I like his 5th symphony the best.

The concert has Brahms 2nd symphony as well.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I think I like his 5th symphony the best.

The concert has Brahms 2nd symphony as well.

Brahms 3, 3 dawg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On7BnzcEwKA&t=1422s

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

Dave_Indeed posted:

I pray to God every single night that you start some poo poo with me.

Every. Single. Night.

My fists thirst for loving blood. Lil bitch blood.

Why pray to your god which didn't exist and i can rationally priove it? You wanna go huh? Then let's go me vs you + sky fairy. You see my fists thirst too, for lil pecker boy cum. I'm getting that ropey cum you can't hide

This is gbs fool. Cant spell dave_indeed with g b s cos the gbs aint in you.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

TheSpamalope posted:

Why pray to your god which didn't exist and i can rationally priove it? You wanna go huh? Then let's go me vs you + sky fairy. You see my fists thirst too, for lil pecker boy cum. I'm getting that ropey cum you can't hide

This is gbs fool. Cant spell dave_indeed with g b s cos the gbs aint in you.

If you're afraid of me you don't have to keep projecting sweetheart.

I will gently caress you until you love me. (to Bruch's symphony no 1 prelude when it gets all loving epic)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmMBe4CeOUk&t=361s

Noun Verber
Oct 12, 2006

Cool party, guys.
This thread made me not want to learn piano anymore. Thanks for saving me a bunch of time goons.

tiaz
Jul 1, 2004

PICK UP THAT PRESENT.


Zelensky's Zealots
pianos are rad as hell but it really takes me out of it when the pianist is doing all this wacky face bullshit

like you should probably be concentrating on getting exactly the sound you want out of the soundboard instead of staring soulfully into the middle distance you hack

I can't watch the accompanying video when looking up pianists on youtube for this reason. just play the drat song

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

But remember that time that guy got high on phenazepam and bought a grand piano? That makes the existence of pianos worth it imo.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWerj8FcprM

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

whew, the title of this thread made me believe dare made it

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

piano gurf is in the building

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