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---------------------------------------------------------------------- MARCH 5TH!(This Sunday!!!) WWE Universal Championship Match Kevin Owens(c) vs. Goldberg Braun Strowman vs. Roman Reigns WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match Neville(c) vs. Jack Gallagher WWE Raw Women's Tag Team Championship Match Bayley (c) vs. Charlotte Flair WWE Raw Tag Team Championship Match Gallows & Anderson (c) vs. Enzo & Big Cass Samoa Joe vs. Sami Zayn(?) Nia Jax vs. Sasha Banks Pre-Show Kick Off Match Noam Dar & The Brian Kendrick vs. Rich Swann & Akira Tozawa ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Raw Results Goldberg came out to the ring and says Kevin Owens last week just talked talked talked. Tonight Goldberg says he's not going to do that, he's got 6 days. When Goldberg makes promises he keeps them. He promises to his fans, his wife, his son, and Kevin Owens that after Fastlane he will be Universal Champion then walk into Wrestlemania against Brock Lesnar to defend that title. Kevin Owens comes out and runs down the list of people he's beaten since debuting in WWE. Owens then says Goldberg is next, not in a cute catchphrase way, but he's next in that he'll join the evolution of Kevin Owens. Goldberg says that was a nice speech but all it did was piss him off and if Owens is done talking, how about they fight. Owens starts walking to the ring, says that tonight it will be a Greenbay Street Fight, but Owens realizes he is in Greenbay and says they don't deserve to see him fight. However at Fastlane, the Goldberg chants die. New Day come out saying that the New Day Ice Cream aka New Day Pops are coming but first they have to beat the Shining Stars. They swerve into the Oscars bit about the wrong people being announced. Primo and Epico aren't facing New Day tonight. Instead they are facing Big Show. New Day was supposed to announce that they were facing Rusev and Jinder Mahal as they pull their name out of a red envelope. You see at the Oscars last night La La Land was announced as the winner of Best Picture when the wrong card was read for the previous category for Best Actress, the real winner was the movie Moonlight. New Day defeated Rusev and Jinder. Rusev and Jinder argued after the match. Enzo and Cass were backstage and Enzo was annoying Cass because he didn't think he was taking their title match serious Samoa Joe confronted Sheamus and Cesaro Stephanie humiliates Foley for being an old man and not the Hardcore legend from the Attitude Era. Kendrick cut a pretaped promo on Tozawa Tozawa defeated Noam Dar. Kendrick attacked Tozawa after the match Aries said he has a big scoop. Rovert knew about this 2 weeks ago Foley is backstage mad about Stephanie humiliating him. Joe walks up to do it himself and Foley tells him he has a match with Cesaro tonight. Charlotte and Dana Brooke come out and cut a promo about one hit wonders and Charlotte forgets her lines. Sasha and Bayley come out and remind them they have a tag match. Charlotte says Dana is no longer gonna be her tag partner and out comes Nia Jax. Nia Jax and Charlotte defeat Sasha and Bayley Foley is talking to Braun Strowman that there will be no competition tonight. Braun says he wasn't here for one. He calls Roman Reigns a coward after being destroyed week after week. He says he wants Roman to sign a contract confirming the match. Big Cass defeats Luke Gallows Sheamus squashes Titus O'Neil even after a sneak attack. Corey Graves interviews Seth Rollins who is on a crutch. Seth doesn't know what his future is and he feels like a failure. Triple H and Joe come out. HHH mocks Seth and his injury and tells him not to be at Wrestlemania. Seth says if he does show up, he has nothing to lose, so he'll destroy himself at Mania as long as he destroys HHH too. Big Show defeats the Shinning Stars Tony Nese is too busy looking at his abs to listen to Neville who is upset at Gallagher making a fool of him. Aries big scoop was that he might be returning to the ring sometime. Gallagher and TJP defeat Nese and Neville. Neville abandoned Nese. Beth Phoenix is in the Hall of Fame. Sasha and Bayley are in the back nursing their injuries. Sasha says she has Bayley's back at Fastlane. Stephanie comes up and says don't worry about Bayley's back, worry about your own. She says it will be Sasha vs. Nia at Fastlane. Joe defeats Cesaro. Worked over Cesaro's knee then won with the Uranage which seems to be his main roster finisher. Joe is interviewed on the ramp when Sami Zayn attacks him. Foley is in the ring for the contract signing. Braun comes out tells Foley to leave because he's a loser. Foley screams in Braun's face tells him to respect a legend like him. Braun corners him and Roman comes down. They brawl through the crowd until Roman spears Braun through a barricade and a security member. Roman is going to sign the contract but Braun gets back up and into the ring. Braun throws Roman chest first into the corner snapping the turnbuckle off the ring. Roman gets back up as Braun is leaving and signs the contract as Braun nods to end Raw. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Smackdown Results
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I dont remember picking the nfl tag but whatever. J-ru you can change that to the WWE one
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:28 |
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Raw was bad Fastlane is going to be bad that's my piece
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:28 |
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That Rollins segment would've been good immediately after the KO swerve.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:30 |
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Bad RAW slightly redeemed by a crowd giving it exactly the reaction it deserved.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:32 |
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https://twitter.com/StephMcMahon/status/836211893253603328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:33 |
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This RAW was a bad feedback loop of bad crowd so RAW started badly so the crowd got worse so RAW got worse.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:33 |
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Sotar posted:This RAW was a bad feedback loop of bad crowd so RAW started badly so the crowd got worse so RAW got worse. Yeah.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:35 |
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The Braun Strowman Own Zone rolls on for another week.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:38 |
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By the generally bad standards of Raw that was still bad. But we're now slightly closer to Smackdown, so that's good.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:41 |
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Could Aaron Rodgers even have saved this Raw?
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:41 |
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How can Sami Zayn and Samoa Joe have a match if they didn't sign a contract
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:42 |
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Professor Funk posted:Raw was bad
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:43 |
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Dimebags Brain posted:Could Aaron Rodgers even have saved this Raw? This RAW was so dead that if Rodgers came out past hour one he would have gotten a medium pop at best.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:45 |
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achillesforever6 posted:Nah Fastlane has some matches that look to be good at least I'm going to refer back to this post when Goldberg squashes KO and Strowman gets fed to Reigns
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:49 |
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Cranky mid Competition weight cut Dana: https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/836400847684792320 https://twitter.com/DanaBrookeWWE/status/836407092038623233
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:53 |
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I have to assume Reigns is going to be about to beat Strowman and the Undertaker will Akuma-teleport into the ring and kill him to set up Wrestlemania.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:53 |
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The way they've barely even brought Jericho up the past two weeks leads me to believe they're trying to make the audience forget about him a little so that it's a bigger surprise when he appears at Fastlane. I wish it was to screw Goldberg so that he could get a Universal Title shot, but he will actually help screw Owens out of the Title to make him look really dumb.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:53 |
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CarlCX posted:I have to assume Reigns is going to be about to beat Strowman and the Undertaker will Akuma-teleport into the ring and kill him to set up Wrestlemania. they saved the ring carts from the rumble to facilitate this
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:54 |
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CarlCX posted:I have to assume Reigns is going to be about to beat Strowman and the Undertaker will Akuma-teleport into the ring and kill him to set up Wrestlemania. bonus points if he has to do a favor for Steph and Hunter in order to actually get the match because he wants revenge there's always a plan b
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:59 |
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This week the biggest cheer was Big Show in a handicap match, which was still less over than tea and biscuits were last week. I'm so conflicted, I want Neville on a monster heel run but Gallagher has been the only babyface carrying the cruiserweight division, especially on RAWs. Plus I just like Gallagher's "I'll fight any loving body, any loving time, and I'll look dapper while doing it" attitude. So many babyfaces look like bullies, Gallagher is the anti-bully.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 06:01 |
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matt hardy
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 06:13 |
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Ragnarok the Red posted:The Braun Strowman Own Zone rolls on for another week. Juiced guys named Braun do well in Wisconsin
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 06:24 |
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How much better would Raw be if Stephanie and Foley never appeared again?
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 06:38 |
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Peter Bazooka posted:How much better would Raw be if Stephanie and Foley never appeared again? It would still be a boring slog.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 06:46 |
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I've liked Raw the last few weeks but this one was pretty drat boring, and probably the last I'll be able to watch live for a little while so it didn't exactly go out on a high note. I am a fan of Braun continuing to dominate Roman even when he's all beaten up though!
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 06:49 |
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Is there a plan for the U.K. Belt or what
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 06:53 |
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Next week Raw is in Chicago and is the first show after the last ppv before Wrestlemania, so it may actually be good. Depending on the outcomes at the Fastlane Vrrrrooooommmm, it may actually be very good. Tonight's Raw, however, was the opposite of good. It was very, very bad.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 06:54 |
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:Is there a plan for the U.K. Belt or what NXT
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 07:00 |
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Whoof, hater patrol out in full force tonight. Do your dang job Jerusalem!
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 07:02 |
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:Is there a plan for the U.K. Belt or what Brexit Stage Left
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 07:04 |
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I like all 4 of the women on Raw but can they PLEASE get somebody else.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 07:15 |
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In another forum, someone called tonight's RAW above average.
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Blaise330 posted:I like all 4 of the women on Raw but can they PLEASE get somebody else. gently caress no, the women division should be on SD!
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 07:16 |
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raw and smackdown feel like two different companies edit: *triple h voice* friggin
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 07:29 |
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Sotar posted:In another forum, someone called tonight's RAW above average. So that's what it's like to be lobotomized.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 07:29 |
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Jiro posted:So that's what it's like to be lobotomized. I almost wish my standards were that low. Imagine actually getting enjoyment from Wrestlemania 32.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 07:37 |
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Sotar posted:I almost wish my standards were that low. Imagine actually getting enjoyment from Wrestlemania 32. I literally enjoy WWE programming.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 07:54 |
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RacistGuidingLight posted:I literally enjoy WWE programming. I enjoy it more times than I don't, but man, WM32 was just a slog to get through.
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whys bray smiling?
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