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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

zoux posted:

Neil: That's one small step for a man, one giant lemp for
*Buzzboy has changed groupchat to Lemp*
Tom_Collins_Mix: lmao
Houston_but_a_bitch_aint_one: I love lemp
The thing you're not getting is that Armstrong DID actually mess up the first words. He intended to say "One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind". Without the article, "man" usually is a synonym for "mankind". It's a BIT fuzzy, so it doesn't sound wrong as is, but he actually screwed up lol

theflyingorc has a new favorite as of 19:40 on Nov 8, 2019

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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
I see the new Metal Gear Solid is making the bold move of abandoning the Fulton Recovery System

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

theflyingorc posted:

The thing you're not getting is that Armstrong DID actually mess up the first words. He intended to say "One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind". Without the article, "man" usually is a synonym for "mankind". It's a BIT fuzzy, so it doesn't sound wrong as is, but he actually screwed up lol

Consider it poetic license

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

theflyingorc posted:

The thing you're not getting is that Armstrong DID actually mess up the first words. He intended to say "One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind". Without the article, "man" usually is a synonym for "mankind". It's a BIT fuzzy, so it doesn't sound wrong as is, but he actually screwed up lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhWZ4gNqPP0

Doctor Zero has a new favorite as of 19:54 on Nov 8, 2019

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

zoux posted:




Neil: That's one small step for a man, one giant lemp for
*Buzzboy has changed groupchat to Lemp*
Tom_Collins_Mix: lmao
Houston_but_a_bitch_aint_one: I love lemp

https://twitter.com/murrman5/status/1179046435737800705

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

zoux posted:

Consider it poetic license

https://nationalpost.com/news/neil-armstrong-one-letter-word-missing-from-famous-mankind-quote

Huh, Armstrong swears he said "a", and that it was just a crappy radio transmission.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

theflyingorc posted:

https://nationalpost.com/news/neil-armstrong-one-letter-word-missing-from-famous-mankind-quote

Huh, Armstrong swears he said "a", and that it was just a crappy radio transmission.

I don't know why Kubrick didn't just do a second take

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

He was actually referencing the wrestler Mick Foley aka "Mankind" who has a famously small gait.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
My brain is full of gently caress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lyEqhMC6EA

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



DACK FAYDEN posted:

I see the new Metal Gear Solid is making the bold move of abandoning the Fulton Recovery System

drat, now I'm sad that's roughly the only thing you can't do in MGSV. It's fun enough to pester the crew by making them airlift every animal I find, that'd be some next level Venom Snake poo poo.
"But boss, we already have too many goats, and we really need to evac those prisoners"
[opening bay door and swinging out with net gun] "DO IT"

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

bike tory posted:

He was actually referencing the wrestler Mick Foley aka "Mankind" who has a famously small gait.

That’s absurd, as this was during the Cactus Jack era

The giant leap was in 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

theflyingorc posted:

The thing you're not getting is that Armstrong DID actually mess up the first words.

zoux posted:

Consider it poetic license

I thought you were making an additional joke and trading his real mistake for the lemp one.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Lobok posted:

I thought you were making an additional joke and trading his real mistake for the lemp one.

I am aware, and was previously aware, that Armstrong flubbed his moon line but in such a way that made it seem more lyrical, and I was in fact making an additional joke. You always get more than you bargain for when it's yer old pal yours truly posting. Don't forget to stay for the post-credits posts.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

zoux posted:




Neil: That's one small step for a man, one giant lemp for
*Buzzboy has changed groupchat to Lemp*
Tom_Collins_Mix: lmao
Houston_but_a_bitch_aint_one: I love lemp

They give the goats opioids?!


They give the goats antidotes to opioids?! Literally treating the goats better than goon paramedics

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Hatebag has a new favorite as of 23:33 on Nov 8, 2019

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Captain Hygiene posted:

drat, now I'm sad that's roughly the only thing you can't do in MGSV. It's fun enough to pester the crew by making them airlift every animal I find, that'd be some next level Venom Snake poo poo.
"But boss, we already have too many goats, and we really need to evac those prisoners"
[opening bay door and swinging out with net gun] "DO IT"

You mean Vapor Snake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze7r1j1t5vI&t=246s

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The goons in the GBS crab thread have gone too far.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

What is dripping from her chin

Also anything can look like a face if you just draw an entire face on it!

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Yeah, but have you seen the face in the Fedex logo?

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
He is really good

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:hellyeah: Best Snake

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.




(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

On the pilates thing I think it's meant to be like, a highlight on her very strong lat muscles, which she earned from pilates. But it looks like weird pointy boobs and it's hilarious.

I absolutely do not understand what the feet are supposed to be.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Those are the pilates.

Like, you do these exercises and you'll get HUGE pilates

no broccoli please
Apr 20, 2007

no broccoli please you are nice here is a Nathaniel Hawthorne avatar

You think that's the most unparliamentary language? Move over Ireland, Canada has you beat here.

https://youtu.be/fk7-cVwnhNI

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

ultrafilter posted:



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Yeah let’s not bring this one back from the dead please.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Lol I have that same duvet cover.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


She really knows how to let an electron down.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
What are the four? FB, Twitter, Insta and... reddit?

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Milo and POTUS posted:

What are the four? FB, Twitter, Insta and... reddit?

Tumblr, the website that that picture is a screenshot of.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Gonna save that on my Pinterest

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Away all Goats posted:

Tumblr, the website that that picture is a screenshot of.

Do people still use Tumblr

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
We are the fourth website, it was posted here.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Phlegmish posted:

Do people still use Tumblr

Not only that, there's people who still go on SomethingAwful

BaronVanAwesome
Sep 11, 2001

I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

Jabberlock posted:

Not only that, there's people who still go on SomethingAwful

Name two

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Jimothy and Crobert

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Fuckin' Crobert.

Jimothy's cool though.

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