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Mushika posted:I'm not really into sports, but I certainly don't hate them. I know enough about most major U.S. sports that I can enjoy watching them with family and friends who are enthusiastic about it. Just my opinion but any “sport” that involves drinking beer, riding a cart between turns & having someone else carry their poo poo around isn’t a sport. Personally I think it’s just old farts who were too frail for actual athletics growing up & had a traumatic tee ball experience.
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rodbeard posted:90% of sports fans don't watch women's sports unless they're jacking off. Like the U.S. women's soccer team won back to back world cups and people only know about it because the right got mad at Megan Rapinoe. This is dumb and wrong BOOTY-ADE posted:Just my opinion but any “sport” that involves drinking beer, riding a cart between turns & having someone else carry their poo poo around isn’t a sport. Personally I think it’s just old farts who were too frail for actual athletics growing up & had a traumatic tee ball experience. What the golf pros do is a sport. What people like me do on a golf course is a parlor game. Darts, bowling, pool, shuffleboard and golf. Get hammered, hope it goes where you're aiming. kiimo has a new favorite as of 01:14 on Aug 9, 2020 |
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UFC is the most homoerotic sport in history. "I use to gently caress guys like you in high school", "I'm coming on that rear end", etc etc. Why do you think they specifically had to put a rule in that you get disqualified if you ejaculate?
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Aug 9, 2020 01:30
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So fans could play from home
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Memento posted:UFC is the most homoerotic sport in history. "I use to gently caress guys like you in high school", "I'm coming on that rear end", etc etc. Also no wonder republican chuds flock to that sport in the first place
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sounds like the optimal strat is to jack off ur opponent
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My 2c on the sports stuff. The 2 sports I follow are extremely niche, and culturally/geographically specific sports. Test Cricket, (never 20/20), and Aussie Rules. I support Test Cricket because I am half Indian, and if you are born Indian, you are born with a cricket bat in your hands. In fact my dad named me after an elegant left handed West Indian batsman from the 70s, and it breaks his heart that I am a medium pace bowler. Anyway, the reason I like Test Cricket is the reason most people cant stand it. I like that it goes for 5 days, I love the fact it has draws. A draw means that both wins and losses are fully earned. Because I go back to the first Ashes test in Cardiff some years ago when Australia comprehensively outplayed England for all 5 days of the test, but couldn't break the last wicket partnership of Jimmy Anderson and Monty Panesar. Basically it was that Australia were the better team, but because they couldn't take all 20 wickets, they didn't deserve to win, and England were poo poo, but because they held on, they didn't deserve to lose. I like these kind of stories in my sport I support Aussie Rules because it is a sport that is unknown outside Australia, and even within Oz, northeast of the Barassi line it is ignored. I have been an expat for most of the last 10 years, and hope to be so in the future. And watching a game of Footy is a comforting reminder of home, and gives me a sense of belonging when I live, and often carry an ID card, explicitly naming me as a foreigner. Also, I have found the best way to watch the footy, (if you can't be at the ground live), is drunk in an expat pub, yelling at the screen surrounded by confused locals and Americans. I don't give half a poo poo about video games though, so I can't add to that side of the discussion. funny picture tax. 
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Memento posted:UFC is the most homoerotic sport in history. "I use to gently caress guys like you in high school", "I'm coming on that rear end", etc etc. I hate that rule. I had a script for an Air Bud-style movie where a blue whale enters the MMA and goes all the way by pinning his opponents in a flood of ejaculate but nobody's going to want to produce the movie now that the rule exists.
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Memento posted:UFC is the most homoerotic sport in history. "I use to gently caress guys like you in high school", "I'm coming on that rear end", etc etc. Is this supposed to be a problem for me? Also Rogan hasn't done commentating for months and months and really doesn't do it that often anymore so you don't have to listen to him to watch it.
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When I first read about Test Cricket I was like “who cares, it’s just the test version, when do they do the real thing”
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Data Graham posted:When I first read about Test Cricket I was like “who cares, it’s just the test version” You, young sir/madam, can get off my loving lawn!! Real cricket takes 5 days to play, and sometimes nobody wins.
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Any sport that doesn't kill most of the people participating in it isn't a real a real sport
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Nobody will ever convince me that cricket is real
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rodbeard posted:Nobody will ever convince me that cricket is real In the US we call it batting practice.
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Data Graham posted:When I first read about Test Cricket I was like “who cares, it’s just the test version, when do they do the real thing” this sport's gonna be a real ripper when it gets out of beta by crikey
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LifeSunDeath posted:Is this supposed to be a problem for me? Also Rogan hasn't done commentating for months and months and really doesn't do it that often anymore so you don't have to listen to him to watch it. Not at all, just saying if we're comparing the homoeroticity of sports, MMA has to be up there. rodbeard posted:Nobody will ever convince me that cricket is real it exists for the same purpose as baseball: something to be on in the background while you drink
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FreudianSlippers posted:Any sport that doesn't kill most of the people participating in it isn't a real a real sport I love the Isle of Man TT too
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Memento posted:it exists for the same purpose as baseball: something to be on in the background while you drink This is not a joke. Historically cricket was invented to circumvent anti-Sunday drinking laws. And it is so long so that you can drink all day. Like a civilized person.
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BrigadierSensible posted:I don't give half a poo poo about video games though, so I can't add to that side of the discussion. TIGER UPPERCUT
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Just my opinion but any “sport” that involves drinking beer, riding a cart between turns & having someone else carry their poo poo around isn’t a sport. Personally I think it’s just old farts who were too frail for actual athletics growing up & had a traumatic tee ball experience. No, Golf is for only the most athletic and fit of men, behold: 
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Woebin posted:Stop worrying so much about spoilers, goddamn. "How did that happen?" is a way more interesting question than "how did it end?" Aside from all those stories built on the premise of the audience not having correct context at the time. Also "I'm going to spoil something for everyone because I don't think spoilers are a big deal" just makes the person doing so look like an rear end in a top hat.
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This is very important
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LifeSunDeath posted:Is this supposed to be a problem for me? Also Rogan hasn't done commentating for months and months and really doesn't do it that often anymore so you don't have to listen to him to watch it. He is the best commentator though?
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:This is very important Zach Stafford is very cool 
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Sound required https://twitter.com/socializm_/status/1292293751751282688
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do not sleep on this one
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Memento posted:do not sleep on this one I find it hard to believe he would be filming his reaction to a video upon his first watch
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Mustached5thGrader posted:I find it hard to believe he would be filming his reaction to a video upon his first watch Nothing gets past you, does it?
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150% of the things you see on the internet is fake
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Mustached5thGrader posted:I find it hard to believe he would be filming his reaction to a video upon his first watch You don't get out much, do you?
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BrianBoitano posted:You don't get out much, do you? I mean, there is a pandemic
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Is dude's name a play on "quit in anger?"
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Memento posted:do not sleep on this one Meh. You can sleep on it.
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They did surgery on a bean
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Roblo posted:They did surgery on a bean I heard that transplanted a grape valve into a live bean
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The best sport is obviously ferret legging. The rules get explained at the start but basically the contestants compete to see who can keep a ferret down their pants the longest. and no, it's not animal abuse because those little buttholes love roughhousing, something anyone who's owned one will attest to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPQ6TuvqX7w
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Lodin posted:The best sport is obviously ferret legging. The rules get explained at the start but basically the contestants compete to see who can keep a ferret down their pants the longest. and no, it's not animal abuse because those little buttholes love roughhousing, something anyone who's owned one will attest to. https://twitter.com/Morris_Bits/status/1113756760890802176?s=20
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