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Is there an evolutionary advantage for birds to be assholes or something What are birds? We just don't know.
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Your Computer posted:Is there an evolutionary advantage for birds to be assholes or something yes, but not just for birds
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Sep 11, 2017 10:55
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Birds are just like humans. Some are cool and nice, some are funny, some are assholes.
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Sep 11, 2017 10:56
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Powaqoatse posted:id say building a shopping mall out of gypsum and styrofoam is a major problem CivilMindedBirbs.flv
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Sep 11, 2017 10:59
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Powaqoatse posted:yes, but not just for birds great, now I sound like a bird redpiller
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Sep 11, 2017 11:03
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#NotAllBirds
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Sep 11, 2017 11:07
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This is hilarious.
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Sep 11, 2017 11:10
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Most parrots go through a stage at around the age of two which is pretty much like adolescence is in humans - they get rowdy, destructive and rebellious. They also take up 'hangin out' at the mall, as pictured above.
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Sep 11, 2017 11:13
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Pookah posted:Most parrots go through a stage at around the age of two which is pretty much like adolescence is in humans - they get rowdy, destructive and rebellious. They also take up 'hangin out' at the mall, as pictured above. so youre saying that all parrots existing or historical are two years old
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Sep 11, 2017 11:15
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Powaqoatse posted:so youre saying that all parrots existing or historical are two years old Yes, they are all two years old. All of them, and forever, that's why they are quite small and are cute.
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Sep 11, 2017 11:22
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Sep 11, 2017 11:27
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Pookah posted:Yes, they are all two years old. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngk61QSho5Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTNKGK7hVhY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVvvtSMH4q4
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Sep 11, 2017 11:29
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The deliberately annoying scrolling/caption behavior is an outstanding meta joke.
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Sep 11, 2017 12:09
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Inescapable Duck posted:It's kinda funny as an Australian seeing American reactions to cockatoos, where they're native here. They are indeed assholes, like 5 year olds with wings and razor claws and beaks who live for up to a century or more and can be taught to swear. And every time I see on the news that some bastard's been caught trying to smuggle a dozen cockatoos in their luggage because they fetch thousands of dollars each overseas and I'm just like, "Whyyyyyy?"
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Sep 11, 2017 12:34
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The trick is to put the cockatoo in a bag and shuv it right up your bunghole.
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Sep 11, 2017 12:58
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Powaqoatse posted:id say building a shopping mall out of gypsum and styrofoam is a major problem Grover Mall
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Sep 11, 2017 13:51
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Well of course that won't work, they're shooting to wound. You gotta aim for the eye.
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Sep 11, 2017 14:15
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Is the thread title supposed to be a bastardization of laissez les bons temps rouler?
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Sep 11, 2017 14:27
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Nah, it's just someone being really bad at phone posting and autocorrect doing its best to turn their gibberish into words.
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Sep 11, 2017 14:33
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Have you guy seen The Big Sick yet? It's a pretty cool movie. Spoiler warning! 
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Sep 11, 2017 14:39
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It's a meme  http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bone-apple-tea
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Sep 11, 2017 14:39
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Sep 11, 2017 16:10
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I love how so many of these could be earnest lovely kickstarter projects.
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Sep 11, 2017 16:27
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I own a completely earnest coffee pot that this woman could have designed. It has a ridge around the inside edge that dams the coffee when you try to pour it until it reaches its threshold and spills over way too fast. There is a magic angle you can pour it at which doesn't make a giant mess, but there is no way to stop it from dribbling because the spout is not wide or deep enough to ever accommodate that much liquid. v  v
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Sep 11, 2017 17:05
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I love this. I would love to have those hourglass pepper/salt shakers, amazing.
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Sep 11, 2017 17:12
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Powaqoatse posted:
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Sep 11, 2017 17:18
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That only makes sense as some kind of weapon for an insane kitchen ninja.
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Sep 11, 2017 17:39
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Sep 11, 2017 17:51
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I was just having another look at https://www.theuncomfortable.com/ and saw this line in the designer's 'about' section:quote:My goal is to deconstruct the invisible design language of simple everyday objects and tweak their fundamental properties in order to surprise you and make you laugh. But also to help you appreciate the complexity and depth of interactions with the simplest of objects around us. Goal achieved ten times over as far as I'm concerned; her designs are wonderfully funny, annoying and they really do make you appreciate the processes that produced so many of the things we use every day. Also coffee and teapots that fail one of their fundamental requirements - which is to pour well, are depressingly common.
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Sep 11, 2017 18:30
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weirdly evocative of that kevin carter photo
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Sep 11, 2017 18:51
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Elizabethan Error posted:you're like 2 thread name changes behind there friend drat, story of my life
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Sep 11, 2017 18:52
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Kobogartimer posted:I own a completely earnest coffee pot that this woman could have designed. It has a ridge around the inside edge that dams the coffee when you try to pour it until it reaches its threshold and spills over way too fast. There is a magic angle you can pour it at which doesn't make a giant mess, but there is no way to stop it from dribbling because the spout is not wide or deep enough to ever accommodate that much liquid. v Why do you still use it?
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Sep 11, 2017 21:07
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It's got character.
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Sep 11, 2017 21:12
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 Just spotted this amazing discount for a supermarket here
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Sep 11, 2017 21:13
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ModernMajorGeneral posted:I love how so many of these could be earnest lovely kickstarter projects. The wine glass definitely looks like something a wine snob would come up with to enhance the wine's bouquet or some bullshit like that
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Sep 11, 2017 21:36
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I wish there was a way to artisanally blow a glass such as when tilted it ejects a quantum of red wine directly into the eyes of the drinker, or any direction, for absolutely no reason.
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Sep 11, 2017 22:19
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Karate Bastard posted:I wish there was a way to artisanally blow a glass such as when tilted it ejects a quantum of red wine directly into the eyes of the drinker, or any direction, for absolutely no reason. Take away the artisanal blow job and it sounds like Friday night with my wife heyooo
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Sep 11, 2017 22:36
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seriously folks, tip your waitress, I'm not even sure they get paid otherwise heyooo
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Sep 11, 2017 22:37
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Take away the artisanal blow job and it sounds like Friday night with my wife heyooo She's giving you store brand blow jobs? Dude, sever.
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Trig Discipline posted:She's giving you store brand blow jobs? Dude, sever. 
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